How do I stop worrying about getting a gf? I used to get Jow Forums for myself...

then do step 1 again you stupid faggot

What’s not great about having a gf?

Literally every aspect of having a gf is not great except for the "free" sex. And just lol @ you if you think it's free. Having a girlfriend is like having a second fulltime job.

>getting to spend time with skmeone you care about

Doesn’t sound bad, mate. Not convincing.

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It takes work man. Even if she loves you she is actively going to try and steal your manhood and replace it with her own shit.

>Even if she loves you she is actively going to try and steal your manhood and replace it with her own shit.

Why would she do that, though? What does she have to gain?

oh just fuck off retard. if you think it's so great just do it and report back to us when every hobby and dream you've ever had has been replaced by catering to some entitiled 6/10 who thinks SHE can do better.

Just ignore these fucking incels who pestalize the ideal of a girlfriend and have no idea what they're talking about.

>Why would she do that, though? What does she have to gain?

Have you ever met a woman before in your life?

Grass is always greener on the other side my man

Women aren't the solution to life's problems.

>oh just fuck off retard. if you think it's so great just do it and report back to us when every hobby and dream you've ever had has been replaced by catering to some entitiled 6/10 who thinks SHE can do better.

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Your perception of women is to blame, you think they're hot shit. In reality they're mostly vapid and extremely beta. They love being dominated.

The reason they dress so slutty is because they love being drooled over, but high quality males dont pay them any of the attention that incels do. Wearing slutty clothes doesnt make their pussies tighter or make them more interesting.

You just have to ask her. And remember she'll treat you like the person you believe yourself to be, though you may or may not be physically attractive enough

Sorry but if you lift for women you are bound to a sad ending. There a list of things they care more that you should focus on if the sole rrason is women. Money/look/status. Lifting might improve your looks mildly, but there are better things to, such as taking care of your hair, plastic surgery, learning how to dress and not being an autist. Lifting for women is the biggest cope.

Just think that this girls don't give a crap about you, they're not looking at you and if they are, again they don't care. That should make things easier and take off some pressure from your shoulders. And if you care so much about getting a gf get out of the gym, its a terrible place to meet qts. Go to dance lessons or yoga.

cope

Why is she so perfect?
Does God hate me?

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Hes right tho.

t. had several gfs

There is no better feeling in the world than realizing that you no longer want to be with a girl and breaking up with her.
the feeling of freedom and lightness of being is incomparable
ngl i love it when girls fuck up and i have an excuse to break up with them, i like it even more than hooking up for the first time

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different user. can confirm.
and this is in regards to the good relationships... the bad ones are vomit-inducing crash courses
all you guys glorifying >tfw no gf will stop your r9k whining after youve been there

man my best friends gf is so fucking entitled. I hate her real bad. She doesn't allow him to have a different opinion than hers. Otherwise she gets mad or sad, and this is really working on him. Even though I've told him to let her be mad by herself (because he didn't do anything wrong), he always goes to her and tries to make things right (even though she fucked them up intentionally). She is toying with him really hard.
The other thing she does is when we play cards or other games, she gets just as mad/sad if she loses. Always uses guilt tripping and crying, so we eventually learned to let her win on every game we play.

Also now I have to avoid spending time with my friend, because I hate faking being friendly towards her.

>tfw average gf

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I was sad when she lost. She was so cute.

reverse image source search for related rage:
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you gotta be good at emojis to get with her

I have a gf but I want more gfs. At the same time. How do I achieve this? I'm a 7/10 and my gf is a 5/10 and shes clingy

My experience is that average girlfriends are manipulative as fuck. Don't get drawn in by her, go out with the guys. Have trips with male friends.

Most important thing though: Don't get emotional when she pulls the cry routine or tries to gaslight you

Takes time and effort. It's more than "lol come over let's bang". Guys with the desire for a gf just to break their shit mold of not having one find this out after years of being alone and getting used to it. If you truly like the person and aren't out to pacify a social stigma the development of a relationship with someone that could possibly be your significant other later on isn't a negative but, it's not always easy and every girl isn't the one.

>Wearing slutty clothes doesnt make their pussies tighter or make them more interesting.

ROASTIES BTFO!!!!

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This is why you should get with a chubby breeding sow. She will pull less shit because you are the real prize.

>if you care so much about getting a gf get out of the gym, its a terrible place to meet qts

Is that so, user? Care to expound?

>oneitis came out as a lesbian last week

It's like I just took off a hundred-pound backpack. Three years of feeling like a bitchboy, lifted all at once.

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>t.LARPing lezbo

K...

why are you accusing me of lying, on the day I came here to say something that was making me happy

please apologize

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Become gay instead?

I was in my apartment fitness center today doing cardio and this guy and his gf came in to work out. He was showing her how to do free weight exercises the whole time. It was cute but I just kind of felt bad for him knowing his workout kind of suffered helping her the whole time.

Would you work out with your GF?

kek

>Would you work out with your GF?

Yeah. I box.

You know something that made me stop wanting a girlfriend and friends?
Actually talking to people.
I simply cannot connect or have interest with other people.

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Youre a fucking incel virgin.
The guys saying gfs are not worth it are fucking cucks in the relationship. Be the fucking man. You're in charge. You don't take her shit. wtf are you nerds talking about "replace you"...?

Yes i lift with my gf and yes i love her and she loves me. Admittedly sometimes lifting can take probably 20% more time since its TWO PEOPLE who some times take the time to talk about bs and appreciate the companionship of eachother..physically and conversationally. I like a sweaty body. but afterward instead of going back to my goblin hovel to jump on Jow Forums and chug stale protein shakes, we cook a dank dinner, maybe smoke a lil ukno, then I fuck HER to mutual exhaustion because im a MAN and she's my WOMAN and we go on with our day, back to my own goblin grotto to post on Jow Forums and fondle my stank nuts mebe play games shoot kids online ukno

tl'dr: yeah whatever the more head(s) the merrier girls are nice sometimes if you know what youre doing

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