Cold showers

I eat whatever I want and jerk off almost every day and drink at parties. I have lots of friends and I'm happy with my life and the beginning of my career. I also read books and the news. How is this not /ascended/, given that I'm both productive and happy in my own way?

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>memes
t.unenlightened unascended troglodytic brainshart

>ascended
>still no gf
LMAO

>mfw can't do nightwalks because i live in a bad neighborhood and it would turn into getjumpedbyniggerswalks

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BASED

>I'm both productive and happy
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>unironically wanting a semen demon draining your energy fluids
kek good goyim
>he hasn't mastered AT LEAST 3 martial arts over the course of two decades
absolutely grim lad

HOLY MOTHER OF SCHIZOPHRENIA

>absolutely grim lad
Can you dodge bullets with those martial arts, lad?

>SCHIZOPHRENIA
I don't think you know what that means, bucko.

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I wouldn't know I've never been shot at because I don't live in degeneratestan
>goyboy drinks beer
R E N T
F R E E

>R E N T
>F R E E
Right back at you. Remember me when you have your next mental breakdown.

>mental breakdown
haven't had one since 2003 mate can't even remember the last time I cried let alone frowned I am an ubermensch

holy shit i'm actually doing all these incidentally. cold showers since 2016 when my hot water heater broke for 2 weeks. IF since around the same time as a weightloss plan. nofap for 2 months because i just stopped. straight edge since 2007 because i started getting paranoid and my roommate's girlfriend was mooching too much. nopillow after i had a stiff neck for a month tossing a garbage bag right after deadlifting. nightwalks i'm just now gravitating towards and i don't know why. fasting related. meditations i'm gravitating towards as well because i always need background noise (hollywood handbook) whatever i'm doing so i'm trying to stop. is this board subliminally shifting me towards these things? are they falling into place the more i do them because they go together?

Nightwalks are retarded, darkness is a stress signal. You should follow your circadian rhythm and go to bed when the sun goes down. Daywalks fucking stomp on your incel vampire walks.

The internet is a tool for learning and spreading information. With the internet you can learn things faster then ever.

Just like how I learned you're a faggot just now.

interesting read user glad to hear you're self improving too

>Going on the internet to get to know other faggots

This is why I warned you guys. Just take the no-internet pill

I didn't want to know you were a faggot. You just acted like one. You're just mad the internet exposed you.

>not eating poop

Wish I could. I have to go to sleep before the sun goes down because I have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn just to be on time for work.

>attach an insult in a response after someone quoted you butchering the english language in an attempt to invalidate your stupidity.
wew

>intermittent fasting
Nigger I am a vegan and constantly eating
>nofap
I have a girlfriend I fuck frequently, and a plethora of desperate girls if I get bored
>meditations
Bitch you're wasting your time, "pure thought" is a dumbass rationalist perspective. Go empiricist, read books.
>straight edge
Not using any substance you need in a controlled manner, straight edge shows close mindedness and cowardice. You just have to be mindful.
>nopillow
I sleep on the floor
>nightwalks
... not swimming in the sea in the dark of the early morning in the grey haze of a spring Sun.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1119282/

I sleep at night tho

>nopillow
Is pretty easy desu, and works fast. Im not talking about some meme magic shit, im doing it for ~2 years and my posture improved a lot. (I sleep on the floor too.)