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>get herpes (HSV-1) from making out with a girl
this is your bi-weekly reminder to stay safe out there

don't be me

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I get a cold sore in the corner of my mouth every now and then that takes like 2 weeks to go away, and is kinda scaly for that entire time. Are you telling me one of the four girls I've made out with in my entire life, all four who I knew for years and from my hometown, gave me mouth herpes?

90% of humans get hsv-1 at some point in their life. Keep fear mongering, cunt

Most likely your mum's puss

This. I got it as a fucking baby from a kiss on the cheek.

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I shoulda listened
I shoulda listened

i literally got hiv at 21 years old. went to thailand to lose my virginity to ladyboys. got pressured into going bareback by a few of them (they said they were on drugs that make transmission impossible....)

a few weeks after returning to aus i got a major flu. got tested and was negative, retested a few months later, hiv positive.

dont make my mistake lads. dont let ladyboys pressure you into bareback sex

jesus christ user. I'm sorry, should have used your brain though

U r fucking stupid

z-zyzz?

>Drugs that make transmission impossible

You do realise that means they had confirmed HIV right? The drugs can actually reduce the viral load to the point where you can come in someone safely but you fucked them in the ass bruh

>being so beta you let an improvished third world man pressure you into getting POZ'd willingly

user I think you have repressed memories
did you go to a catholic church or a synagogue?

I'm having a cold sore right now and I think it's from this tinderella I kissed a few weeks ago. I know I had hsv1 from before but I never had cold sores. Now after kissing this girl I get them, I dunno if it's a different strain or what

>a gay gets aids

lol

you're also still a virgin if you've never entered a vagina.

are ladyboys any good lad?
stay strong bro, but was it good at least??

not good enough to get aids lmao

Not him but ladyboys are amazing senpai

However if you find them through online ads, you need to knock 2 points off their score/10. Always look more manly irl

>implying the years of NEETdom and failure are worth being stored in my brain

Synagogue, i still remember the taste of the rabbi