my body is jelly and my head is foggy after a massage, driving home is almost too much. maybe my masseuse does some other stuff than yours/OPs, i dunno.
Levi Wilson
>tfw a bottom twink squats more than you Anyway yeah dude that's kinda gross, i though gays were all about protected sex
Wowee quirky day in the life of little ol' queero me! Oop me poopoo cummies out my bum-bum where peepee enter :D :D :D Let's share with my friends on Jow Forums :D
Literally no one cares about your stupid fucked up faggot brain bullshit
Colton Williams
That actually applies to all instances of "lolphobia" accusations... That's like asking why anyone has a reaction gif for any range of emotion. Double checkmate faggoty bottom gay faggot fag
Evan Hall
Imagine being this aggressively gay and self-hating
Xavier Nelson
Look up POZitivity by mr metokur.
Oliver Sanders
Kill yourself, faggot.
Grayson Gutierrez
have you tried not being a faggot
Jeremiah Barnes
>>be me >>have paramedic friend who comes over and cums in my butt about twice a month > >>today is my bi-monthly buttcum > >>we always go out to eat afterwards, we eat and I get coffee by myself afterwards > >At this point I think fuck it i'll just have a 'me' day > >>shit his cum out in the bathroom of a massage parlor > >>get a terrible massage, be mad > >>go straight to gym and to the squat rack > >>determined to make good use of the massive calorie intake of my cheat day, load up and start squatting in inappropriate khaki shorts > >>lower back hurts, better correct my form >>raise chest, squeeze glutes > >>Frrrshppp > >>there was more cum in my butt than I thought > >>violently and audibly shart the off-white tincture straight through my shorts and drop the 2 plates I had on onto the safety bars > >>grab my wallet and run out, feeling quite certain I"m leaving a trail in front of the several witnesses > >>didn't even get 4 sets in > >>eating ice cream now to forget my problems > >:(
Lol being so deluded you think someone is samefagging you because you have no self-awareness of your mental illness so you call other people confused gays.
You know that both of your replies were addressed to me, the one and the same person, right? I clicked on this thread based on the picture, got sweaty buttcrack myself when I work out hard. Stayed just for (You) u basher of the anti-fags
keep being a disgusting faggot you fucking filth. you lubed up faggot ass cornholing fudgepacking cockgobbling shitdick motherfucker. keep shoving cocks up your ass, pretty soon you'll destroy your anus to the point of having to wear diapers to the gym. you'll do a squat and end up shitting all over the floor. is that dignified? is that what you want you motherfucker? A grown man that has to wear diapers because he shoved too many cocks up his ass? is there integrity in that? sort yourself out motherfucker
Brayden Mitchell
>he has this rebuttal saved on his computer Says it all
Justin Lopez
>occasionally putting something roughly turd-sized up your butt will ruin it
lol
Jeremiah Peterson
Of course not, gay people are chill, unlike this rampant faggotry. That's fucking disgusting. You know it, we know it, your mother knows it, your father is ashamed of HIMSELF for he sees how his genetic material (defect) have ended and wishes that you were never born.. just KYS already....
>homophobia Extremely weak men think like this. Hate jews, niggers etc because they actually deserve it. Don't bully people for no reason it's degeneracy
Mason Torres
can't wait til a muslim throws you off a building.
