>hookup with girl for 6 weeks >tells me she's clean on the first night >couple weeks after breaking it off with her I hear from 2 separate people that she has herpes >ask her to meet me in person to chat >she never responds >be tonight >go into the restaurant she works at during a busy hour >announce to the restaurant that their server knowingly gave me herpes and had sex with me without telling me >told them their food is probably filthy because she doesn't care about anybody else's health >spash cup of water in her face >get 86'd from restaurant >put nails in her tires
How's the dating scene been for some of you herpes brahs? And if you don't have herpes, I just got diagnosed AMA
I don't have it but it seems like the universe is intent on giving it to me >roomate has herpes, got it from her mom when she was like 2 >bandmate has herpes and fucking spat all over me on accident while rocking out during a show, thankfully he wasn't contagious at that point >gf's dad has herpes >random people who come into work have herpes and have to hand me their ID cards How I've gone this far without getting it is a fucking miracle, maybe I'm just one of those people who can carry it without the symptoms flaring up. Honestly though if I did get it it would not change my life at all, my gf has expressly told me that she wouldn't give a shit and I don't share food/drinks with anyone. I also don't smoke weed. Sorry you got it though OP, fucking whores. You should put dog shit all over the inside of her car door handle.
I banged a former stripper a few times before she told me that she had the herps. I spent over $200 bucks on std testing after that. Thankfully, I am clean.
Colton Morales
Well i wanted to try it since i never get laid in real life anyway. Now its turned into a degenerate obsession of seeing how much i can get away with(gonna try barebacking hookers but i gotta perfect my technique)
Adrian Torres
This makes me want to get a PI for any future hookups. What are the red flags for herpes?
>inb4 coal burning
I know that much at least, I'm not a fucking animal.
It's so hard to tell, it's such a descrete thing that herpes aren't even technically considered STDs/STI's
Connor Rivera
>painful ulcers in the lips, mouth, genitals >red eye
Those are the useful ones for a layman.
Michael Reyes
Jokes on you I have never kissed a woman.
Brayden Roberts
Don't relax, dudes can transmit it too.
Charles Murphy
>Jokes on you I have never kissed someone other than a family member Fixed.
Carter Lopez
That's gonna be an awkward conversation with your dad, then.
Charles Rodriguez
Haha sounds like you really "made it" buddy! Great job roping in those tinder thots lmfao sounds like it worked out great for you. Lifting for girls was a great goal!
Charles Anderson
I got herpes about a year ago so I feel you OP
>Be fucking around with 3 girls over the course of a month >Condoms suck and all chicks take Birth Ctrl >Get random spot on base of dick >Tiny little blisters all over it Real fucking great, don't even know who gave it to me Have also had the Clap twice but shit just takes pills for a bit and it's gone Wrap your shit guys, Herpes isn't fun, It's itchy and makes my shit hurt for a bit before having an outbreak
Kayden Foster
Literally everyone has some strand of herpes.
Isaiah Reed
I got chlamydia the night I lost my v.
Elijah Nguyen
I mean it's common but only ppl with herpes try to take it that far. I understand the need to cope tho
Joshua Adams
everyone has it in the mouth desu. Ever had a cold sore?.... your get teh herp
Adam Gray
I met her through friends. They knew she had herp but she told them that she told me about it and that she liked me so much because i was so accepting. lmao hoes can't be trusted
Gabriel Rivera
Nah. It's a squares-rectangles thing.
Not all ulcers are herpes. But all* herpes are ulcerating
the chicken pox vaccine rolled out in the 90s I think, if people get that they will typically not present symptoms from cold sores and potentially even genital herpes
Eli Martinez
lmao
Liam Cook
Can't find citation. Also, I didn't get that vaccine.
Austin Phillips
the vast vast majority of people have no or minor symptoms. certain people have very reocurrent outbreaks. chances are you have a good enough immune system to prevent outbreaks.
Caleb Ortiz
what about escorts? i mean its more 'high end' t.increasingly nervous man
Tyler Collins
u r dumb bro. really. really. dumb.
Michael Turner
wait isn't there a difference between them? like buying a shitty 90s car and a slightly used 2018 model?
Noah Green
but both of them have previous owners with pets, who smoke in the car, cant use the stick properly and like to do donuts in the car park
Daniel Collins
>casual sex >fucking thots >WTFF WHY DO I HAVE HERPES
>>announce to the restaurant that their server knowingly gave me herpes and had sex with me without telling me >>told them their food is probably filthy because she doesn't care about anybody else's health 'Things that will never happen' for 200.
Juan Murphy
I've had it for probably 10 years now. My first thought was, "ok this sucks, but at least it's not aids". If you get it, first thing you do is get a script for valtrex. It's great.
As you can imagine it made dating very uncomfortable, but I was always very up front and candid about it and never had any problems. If you abstain when you feel an outbreak coming and diligently take your medicine, you won't have an issue. Never get complacent and make sure it dies with you.
herpes is a fucking joke just dry fast that shit right out of the body. easy.
Brayden Baker
user, think about this for a second. What separates a “high end” escort from a normal one? Their reputation. They get to charge extra because their clients can assume they’re relatively good looking, a good fuck, have a good attitude and, most importantly, are discreet. If it gets round that their clients may have to worry about explaining to their wives how they got the clap, that reputation is shot to shit. So if anyone does offer bareback, chances are it’s either a scam of some sort, some slag lying about being high end, or a trafficked girl that the owners don’t care if they get or pass STDs. Not to mention that the party van cracks down hard on people that use trafficked girls if you get caught, even in areas like Europe where Prostitution is legal It’s just not worth it
Luke Diaz
Are you talking about oral herpes or genital??
Connor Morales
Fucking hell I can't believe nearly everybody has herpes now.
I have a close friend who recently gave birth to a daughter. Close friend was pretty outgoing and partied hard in college and obviously, got herpes pretty early on. I can't help but think that because of her mother's stupid past, that kid is going to suffer from the rest of her life and that her dating life is perpetually fucked from the get go. Kids in high school are going to bully her if they ever find out, thinking she's a slut or something when my friend is the one entirely at fault.
Not just her, but a lot of my friends have herpes or some other STD too. It seems to be the standard case for society now. When did we get this degenerate? Sometimes when my head is at it's worst, I look around a bus or a park and realize just how fucked up everyone is.
Like 90% of the population have herpes you fucking retarded Americans. Unless it's genetial herpes it's literally irrelevant, most people never have outbreak and the other have one every few years for a few days.
God Americans education is bad
Daniel Myers
That would make you an utter piece of shit. Don't be a cunt.
Jason Lewis
Not herpes but I start taking antibiotics for chlamydia tomorrow. I've probably had it for three months.
I only found out because I stopped using a condom with the girl I've been seeing and then her vagina started bleeding every time we had sex.
William Torres
>someone's life is fucked because they have an irrelevant condition that 90% of the population has
You don't even know the difference between HSV 1 and 2, holy shit. Sometimes I look around and realize just how uneducated and stupid everyone is.
James Gutierrez
>then her vagina started bleeding every time we had sex
HSV-2 is incredibly minor for the vast majority of people. 88% of people have no symptoms.
Aiden Reyes
t. Herpesfag
I hate this meme of 'le everyone has herpes', if you only count whites herpes infection rate is like 60%.
Alexander Adams
>herpes infection rate is like 60% wow omg I've got herpes only the majority of the least likely population have it :((((((
Brody Davis
It can be transferred by sharing a glass, a cigarette etc Hsv-2 is worse you idiot. Outbreaks are more frequent and generally worse than Hsv-1 outbreaks. Fun fact, you can get them both at the same time and neither is restricted to their own zone (mouth area and genital area)
Liam Morales
>Hsv-2 is worse you idiot yes and still 88% of HSV-2 carriers have no symptoms.
Isaiah Scott
That still doesn't mean you're not infected, retard. You have herpes, deal with it.
Connor Watson
Think you've got your first outbreak: >megadose L-lysine: 5000mg >eat raw garlic: 1 bulb >apply oregano oil and tea tree oil on the blister site you're welcome
Got it on my face wrestling. When I break out it's lip, cheekbone, and forehead. Anything for victory, amirite?
Thomas Murphy
t-thanks, y-you too
Angel Sanders
I never said it was the end of the world you stupid cunt, and stop acting like outbreaks is an easy breezy completely irrelevant event.
imagine a high school girl who just turns up one day with cold sores on her mouth. You think all the kids will be say "OH SHE JUST HAS HERPES DON'T WORRY ONLY 80% OF WESTERN SOCIETY HAS IT". Children are vicious, not including that even now herpes can be a turn off for potential adult partners.
You're a complete fucking idiot, trying to downplay the fact that it's a disease, and one that can be intermittently contagious to save your own stupid fucking face. Is the kid a complete out? No, but she WILL encounter difficulties in her life later on all because of her mother's mistakes. The fact that you even try to reason it's completely irrelevant, to lessen the cold hard fact that you're going to have pustules popping out on your dick and mouth for the rest of your fucking life, says a lot about the type of stupid cunt you are.
Benjamin Fisher
You're not going to be giving it to anyone when they see your oozing Quaismodo dick lmao.
You got the names mixed up, user. Smough is the big guy. If I’m Going full autism, the face part of his helmet isn’t even where is eye level would be.
Jason Hill
>you have to name them in order of appearance 'tism
Noah Thomas
You are so mentally challenged, it hurts. There is a reason why over 90% of society has HSV-1 and that is because it's basically impossible to avoid transmitting it to someone that you live with, aka your children. It's an irrelevant disease, with extremely rare and very short outbreaks that don't affect you at all other than your imaginary scenario where everyone bullies a girl for a condition that they all also have.
You are making up autistic scenarios to justify your retarded view on herpes. I have never seen nor heard of anyone every getting bullied because they had herpes on their lips.
I guarantee you that, should you procreate, you will pass on your own HSV 1 to your child, 100%.
