what the hell is wrong with food addiction?
I'm not even hungry, I just crave chips.
wtf? I dont even WANT chips, I just need them to feel good. This is fucking gay
What the hell is wrong with food addiction?
Aaron Williams
Jeremiah Garcia
Look for something else to be addicted to. Try nicotine.
James Jones
do it like me.
Whenever you want some chips you buy it but the smallest bag.
First you can allow yourself to have it only twice a week. In the next month you can only have one bag per week. and Later it will become much more easier to abandon them altogether.
Jose Smith
Never tested this but have always been curious, you should try it user. Assuming you're a pretty vanilla guy when it comes to porn, this should work
First turn off the A/C in your home, open the blinds in your room, and close your door. Run any and all electronics that you own plus a decent space heater. If you have a portable stove element, then use it to boil a large pot of water in the middle of the room. Change into a pair of sweats and a hoodie. Then go to the store and get 5 large bags of whatever chips you're into. By the time you get home, your room should be a nightmarish sweat lodge.
Find the most disgusting porn you can fathom, and really go all out. I'm talking scat, people eating vomit, grannies, etc. preferably combined. If you have multiple monitors then make use of them. Turn the volume up on your speakers and play the videos in tandem with a loop of Tom Tom Club's "Genius Of Love" in the background.
Finally you must eat all 5 bags of chips over the course of the next 45 minutes. If at any point you vomit (you will) then you must say "mmmm, room for more!" and continue eating until all 5 bags are depleted. Make sure the receipt from your purchase is clearly visible so you can remember that you paid for this experience.
If you do everything correctly then you should not crave chips anymore
Luis James
thank God that I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ or I would actually be stupid enough to try this.
Psalm 101:3
I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me.
hm, does it actually work? Are you claiming that you are just a happier person now without any substitutes?
Aaron Morgan
don't know man I've binged so much last year now I just force drink diet coke when I am hungry and think about cute girls and adolf hitler for motivation, usually works
Xavier Collins
Kek sounds like it could work.
Lucas Martinez
>implying our LORD Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring, doesn't want you to take whatever steps are necessary to ensure that you can defeat your temptations and deny Satan a foothold in your soul
Thomas Watson
everytime I hear some atheist fag like you talk, my faith grows stronger.
Julian Baker
kek I'm not an atheist. If you really think that Jesus would rather you poison your body with filth than watch porn for a few minutes for non-sexual reasons then you need to consult the scriptures and seek revelation
Jack Evans
do you actually think this works? I know the bible, you cannot fool me with your pathetic loser "logic"
Carson Evans
>Can't find the copy pasta in google
>mfw
Wtf Jow Forums
Zachary Kelly
>i know the bible
It is immediately apparent from any of your posts that you don't. I have tried to help you but I'm afraid that your failures are your own, I will pray for you my fat friend
Kevin Edwards
That's not how addictions work though
>whenever you want some heroin just buy the smallest bag
>only take it twice a week, then once a week
inb4 >comparing food to heroin
If it's easy to stop or cut down then it's not an addiction. Just cutting them out altogether is better, or find something healthy to replace them with. Put yourself in a position where you *cannot* get chips, don't have them in the house.
Isaiah Barnes
>*BLAAARGHH* mmm room for more!
Andrew Sanchez
the problem is that the food shop is literally a 3 minute walk away.
I have zero problems on Sunday when all the shops are closed....dont even think about chips or anything unhealthy. So it's clearly a mental issue because I just tell myself.. hey, it's Sunday. I literally cant eat anything even if I tried, so ...the discussion is over.
I guess that's life..you gotta take that attitude to more things than just bad food. Convince yourself that there is no way to have it even if you wanted to
Gabriel Cox
Or ask the local CIA branch to help you.
Zachary Perez
The fuck do you live where shops are closed on a Sunday?????
No wait. I had a murican co worker who worked in Utah making snow and he some place called Provo was shut on Sunday coz of all the weird nofap guiltfap morms
Kayden Rogers
Pretty normal in a lot of places in Europe, some places in the UK still do this as well especially rural areas, many of the places that do open on Sunday still close early. There are even laws that regulate Sunday opening hours & basically state that people can't be compelled to work on Sundays.
Yeah you just have to muster the willpower, try distracting yourself or replacing it with something productive or healthy, it's a case of habit-building. Weigh up the pros and cons of eating chips - you need to truly understand that the negatives outweigh the positives and that you're not actually losing anything or making a sacrifice when you choose not to eat chips, you're actually freeing yourself from an unhealthy vice
Brayden Walker
>addicted to junk food
>unironically drinks diet coke
>idolizes hitler
you sound like cancer.
Zachary Parker
hitler speeches unironically saved my life and made me see that I was turning into a literal subhuman
Aaron Ward
Just don't eat them
It's not difficult, you fucking baby
Leo Lewis
HI REDD*T
Grayson Hernandez
soon
Jordan Williams
>egg white chips
So basically meringue? Wow so innovative.
Cooper Cooper
>implying OP's brain won't just turn the experience into a fetish for partially digested chips