Fraud

Best way to handle real estate edition.

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.


previously on build your own house general:

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>6th week on deca 400mg
>lift 5x a week
>250g proteins
>zero fucking change or weight gain

What is this meme compound

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you understand deca is an extremely long esther and takes like a month to kick in? so really it's only been 2 weeks since it's been saturated in your blood.

bunk

>week 5 of 600mg EQ
>no appetite increase
>no weight gain
>endurance is kill
>blood the consistency of yoghurt
What is this meme compound

>Best way to handle real estate edition.

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>running literal horse steroids
>still DYEL

have you stopped vomiting blood lmao

600mg EQ is low as fuck.

That guy in ops pic
How much gear is that guy running to get that look?

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>still have pip in right quad from Saturday injection
>inject in left quad yesterday
>now have pip in right and left quads

Life is pain.

500mg consistent gym
1g eating right
2g genetics

Everyone knows Jeff is natty

>jeff
Oh boy I'm triggered.

that's Connor reeee

>gf snooped in my roid drawer yesterday, saw my test, tren, cialis, viagra, etc
>she thinks I don't know
>been acting weird all fuckin day
sigh I didn't want to have this conversation. fucking normies.

Do i bother lifting natty?

I live in a 3rd world country and all the gymbros are on gear.

Just confront her.
She knows so just tell that it's something she has to deal with and won't change anything in the relationship.

tell her you're undergoing self-prescribed hormone treatment to become a girl (boy).

don’t budge, tell her it’s your body and this is what you want to do and she will have to accept this.

I was on prescribed TRT first so even when I’m blasting my gf still thinks it’s medicine.


KEK

got my motherfucking wisdom tooth out. I can open my jaw again, albeit a little more than before. Swelling is going down.

Eating hard boiled eggs and cottage cheese. Salty I still can't eat my steak and masticate properly.

no wtf for input i hopped on gear at 17 so it makes you a pussy if you dont start now

Ran 400mg EQ with 400mg Test C for 14 weeks just to be a little more sexy that summer.

Fucking blood pressure through the roof and headaches no matter what I did with my diet. Dropped the EQ down to 200mg and still had issues so I stopped it and gave it all to my neighbor Mister Ed. Some sterons just don’t work well for some guys.

Who cares white people all look the same

oh I'm not gonna stop or anything, I'm considering dumping her over the breach of trust (going through my shit) more than anything. I just didn't want to have that conversation with her because explaining gear to normies is the worst

and explaining the viagra/cialis is gonna be even worse. I bet she's gonna be on some dumb woman shit and think I don't find her attractive or something

the fun part of wisdom tooth surgery is spitting blood while you're taking a shower.

>breach of trust

She opened a drawer don’t be dramatic.

t. poo in loo curry lmao

Just confront first, if it comes down to it tell her she fell in love with the roided up guy in the first place.
Don't know how to handle the sex part honestly.

Tell her you were born a girl and they’re prescribed by your doctor.

You do this, too? I did that when I had my teeth yanked and had multiple root canals as a kid. Was a bizarre, yet enjoyable thing to do.

>India will be a world super power by the year 2020
Talk to her first, if she's cool with it then cool. I remember having that talk with my gf (long distance but still) and her only remarks were (just don't do it in front of me). If she asks you to stop then you both sit down and take a long hard look at your priorities and figure out- nah I'm just fucking with ya, dump her ass.

Muslims get so cranky during romidom. Go eat a snickers bar

So why is source talked banned here but i just have to click into two hyper links to find some? Is it a Jow Forums rule?

Spoiler: she thinks youre less of a man for pinning what your body produces naturally
>not pinning in your bathroom with your live in GF is asleep
ISHYGDDT

Hey, Islam is a religion of peace. One more word out of you and I'll cut your head off you hear me?
~Peace, love, diversity~

Also is it really ramalamadingdong already? I guess since I'm out of college and don't hang around the art department anymore I don't hear so much about it anymore.

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>not having your girl pin for you
Its like you don't even want to be degenerate

Because cuck weeb admin bends his ass over and spreads his cheeks open for US dick

Nah she knows I box and pituitary gland problems are extremely common in any sort of combat sports from getting hit in the skull.

So does your country after Brexit ;)

delete this

anyone done tren only cruise

Paging crusader

Oh wait he got banned.

>people being bothered by names

that's weird. you're weird.

any serious downsides to date of hoppin on so young

Your dick will fall off

HELP.

I'm 12 weeks into a 15 week cycle of test-e 500 mg per week. Not using any AI, although I have aromasin and may start using it. Just got my bloods done. How the fuck is my test so high? I have literally 10 times the amount of an above average man in my system. It's my first cycle and I thought I was doing a basic beginner cycle.

When my doc showed me the results he said literally: "Please, please stop doing this." Lol. WTF does an old man know. Thinking about actually cruising on this indefinitely. Any downsides to doing that? Also, maybe I should start taking my AI, how much should I take.

I'm Canadian so I think the units are weird, for Ameribros its 17.3 ng/dl of estrogen and 174.33 ng/dl of free test.

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This guy is being facetious but...
Yeah...that basically happens.

>12 weeks into 500 mg test e cycle
>"why is my test so high?"
I... what?

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People are saying Septic looks dyel af for doing lots of roids. Can someone post a picture of the guy so I can laugh?

Hitler's wet dream

Jesus christ dude. Just cruise on 200mg for life, that will make you look like a god to the natties (granted your genetics are not fucked).

I don't think he looks any less or more dyel than anyone else in the thread, but a lot of people don't like his attitude. Either way I don't usually save picture of other trips unless it's to make a meme.

Thoughts on using CRISPR/CAS9 to increase mitochondrial protein synthesis by 1.5x and permanently increase muscle mass and fat burning WITHOUT affecting testosterone levels?

getting skinnier by the minute

Welcome to dyel fraud

Why does this seem to be an issue with you faggot all the time. It's not that you have to tell her you cheated, or you're gay jesus

if you struggle with such basal things in life i can't imagine how you would with real life problems

I'm natty, but need some help to understand these results. So, my free testosterone index is 9.1 (range goes from 2.3 to 9.9), also my free T4 is 19.5 pmol/L and my free T3 is 6.2, pmol/L both at the top of normal range. Does High free t3 and t4 mean high test? Don't get this shit.

Here I am glad I'm stopping to be a lardass, actually looking bigger to others even if I want to scream at the mirror.

At least my veins are coming back, there's alot of them.

How will you keep the unchecked rage and aggression under control without the antidote though?

Yes but you're blasting more then me. Now go on cruise dosage and lower carb and see your gains disappear like snow before the sun

this is a mental battle only the most dedicated can survive(not for pussies)

>blasting more
>told I've dropped back to cruise

All its doing is getting out of my system now, deca takes a while tho.

>no weight gain
imagine blaming this on your PEDs

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An increase in mitochondrial protein synthesis would cause a better state of hypertrophy not and an automatical increase of muscle mass.

You still would've to lift to get bigger muscles BUT your gains from lifting would be better and permanent.

I though you said you were on deca + test until your bloods were allowing it

What are you now then?

also believing what other people say

>look in the mirror; see my gains disappear into thin air
>ask my gf; I am skinnier?
>no you look still the same only more defined bb
>look at myself again in the mirror, still skinny
THIS ISNT HELPING FUCKIN BITYCH

I was but since I'll be cutting for a while its just a waste anyways so back to 200mg test it is.

The lunch lady asked me if I hopped on juice and some coworkers made some dumb remarks as well about roids.
I just got some minor veins back and some more definition.

Normies know fucking jack shit besides "hurr durr he lean veins are roids"

Just pin, you’re an idiot.

I’d hope you’re sterile but I’m sure no female will have anything to do with you as it is.

I think he knows well enough. He should have kept the comment to himself imo. I'm on the same dosage and in my 4th week and responding incredibly well. I plan on cycling on 500 for 20wks and then cruising on 250 indefinitely until I get off the shitter about doing a deca cycle or not.

how the fuck do you do that m8. how much does it cost?

So you're cutting now until shredded and then bulk again?

At least they making jokes, at my work they look at me weirdly and don't want to talk me.

Why do you think those Instagram faggots can sell their shitty products and routine so easily to those fucking normies

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what should i look for in the bloodwork while running tren?

Yeah I took your advice and want to cut till 10% at the bare minimum.
Then lean bulk up till 14% and drop back down.

I can handle the jokes, I even joke about my whey being juice in a bottle. I deny all of the actual shit and if confronted I'll go on about macro's, micro's, overloading, carb cycling, all out of context but it sounds complex to them.

Has anybody been taking steroids for more than 10 years? If so how has it affected your health?

Also do you guys think I should have a good natty base before starting on the juice? What is a good base? 5+ years?

Through CRISPR/CAS9.

Go hire a lab and team of doctors to create a custom-tailored virus for your genes. ANY gains you will make will be permanent and WAY better than natty WITHOUT affecting natural testosterone levels.

Good thinking. This is the best approach trust me. I hate it to cut, but it's a necessary evil

You take protein? Which shakes you take bro?

2/3 years

I think it is, a lot of islashill threads on Jow Forums today

calm down bois, it's not like they have any idea how roids work, they just say this shit out loud to justify their lazyness and of course, natty coping mechanism. I witnessed situations where normies were accusing someone of taking steroids while he was a regular dyel fat fuck, just storing more fat in his upper body making him look more bulky rather than skinnyfat

All that extra time spent not eating leaves a lot of free time to shitpost I guess.
Even I get asked if I'm on roids and I'm not even that big. Shit even my brother gets asked and he's natty as fuck. Normies are weird.

>just inject biceps bro

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Enjoy your off-target mutations and cancer. Also because you can modify the genetics in a mouse/zebra fish/macaque doesn’t mean it’ll work the same in your body.

Stupid people have wanted to knock out myostatin for years instead of just lifting and pinning.

It always made sense but a voice inside me told me no please keep bulking.

I take dat dere celltech, its 10% more anabolic then other brands bruh.

>roids are associated with mass monsters if you take them
>even some muscle must be roids
The double standard on it is hilarious.

how the fuck? also youre tinier than before i lifted

Had terrible low T symptoms and hypogonadism. I'm only 28 and had the T levels of a 75 year old man. My doctor put me on TRT after I convinced him for weeks, my levels were a bit high after 6 weeks on 200 mg/week, so he puts me on every 10 days, dumb. Of course I start feeling like shit again, so he refers me to a Urologist. Now Urologist wants me to be off test for 8 weeks, won't see me again until august, talked about possibly referring me to a fucking endo which means likely an even longer wait. Starting to feel like shit after not having any injections.

Here's the thing though, I have refills available, do you guys think I can just go to another doctor and have them fill it for me? I've read if your script was given by a different doctor, a new doctor will fill it, no questions asked. I'm not willing to be fucking miserable for months again.

Are you sure that you're not testJar? Because that looks like a leg and his were absolutely skeletal.

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>I'm not willing to be fucking miserable for months again.
Seems like you have your answer buddy boy. Good luck.

im 27 and have test levels of a 70 year old also. i started self medicating at 22 after 3 docs refused to put me on TRT despite being 110 pounds, 300 test levels, and depressed my entire life

why deal with those idiots if.you dont have to

I'm asking if anyone has experience with doctors filling scripts filled by other doctors without asking about it. I'm not going to mention my first doc stopped my injections.

I'd rather be able to keep a script for pharma grade and not having to deal with sketchy sources that might dry up or be bunk. This is a lifetime thing so I want to do it mostly above board.

Anyone else have experienced vision issues on nolvadex?

I did a cycle half a year ago and since then my vision has been getting worse.
I imagine it's because of the Nolvadex and not the juice itself, only did 500mg test e.
The problems started after pct.
Anyone in here that has had similar issues?
Did it get better?

Also, is cycling worse for your body than blasting and cruising?
Cycling doesn't seem worth it to me because of the drugs used during pct and the muscle loss.
I also tried to train just as hard when going off juice, but of course I got a minor injury and had to take it easy, so I lost 90-95% of what I gained.

Nolvadex and PCT unnecessarily hazardous?
Cycling not worth?

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>6 weeks on test
>doctor tells you to get off without pct
this is your typical "TRT BY DOCTOR"

looks like a rare pepe

Anyone else find it hard to eat when on a cruise?
Like I feel somewhat hungry but I never really feel like eating or getting food.
I guess cutting on a cruise is a good idea anyways?

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They did this to my dad and it fucked him up. He was so adverse to using it again because of how many health issues he had at the time, but specifically I think a lot of his problems stemmed from them pulling the plug on TRT without a PCT. He has chronic pancreatitus.

When he finds out i'm on gear i'm 99% sure he'll lecture and cause a shitfest within my family about me, again.

He doesn't know anything about T, I had to basically tell him what to give me. He got spooked when my Free T levels were out of range and Total T was high, like 1080 ng/dl

I felt fucking great on 200 mg/week though, no sides other than a little bit of body pimples.

I wonder why guys don't create a simple as fuck infograph about boosting test and using TRT?

Is it because the test shillers and "natural" guys will be outed for being scam artists?

Not only my doctor but the fucking Urologist too. Wants me off 8 weeks and is testing me for fucking Kleinfelters, like nigger do I look like I have Kleinfelters? (The answer is no). Only started really having these problems badly when I turned 25

>200 mg/week
>1080 ng/dl
and they say that pharma test is stronger than ugl

ultra kek

REEE PEPE?

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No experience here, but I dont see why that should be a big deal. I mean for shits sake you're going to the doctor to feel better, so if your current doc wont do what you know will make you feel better then do what you need to do to feel better.

Its astounding to me that people with medical degrees know less about this stuff than some anons on a phillipino foot fetish website.

Does calves grow using steroids?