This is not an advice thread. This is a roll thread. Dubs gets it as always. Well start with one from two days ago. You people started this, and now you’re going to finish it.
/tinder/ roll thread
Aaron Thompson
Jack Russell
>her name is erin
>dehlia
>not dehlila
this is why you faggots are here. half-assing everything.
Nathaniel Taylor
nice lyricism
rolling for:
>What in the name of Zyzz did you just fucking reply to me, you DYEL bitch? I'll have you know I graduated summa cum laude in my local gym's aerobics class, and I've been in numerous state competitions, and I have over 300 national trophies. I am trained in Starting Strength and I'm the most shredded cunt that trips. You are nothing to me but another beta virgin. I will mog you the fuck up with lifts the likes of which have never been seen before on this forum, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot. As we speak I am contacting my private network of natty lifters across the blogosphere and your gym is being traced right now so you better prepare for the warmup, shorty. The warmup that begins with the pathetic little thing you call your 1RM. You will be fucking mogged, brah. I can shitpost anywhere, anytime, and I can get the mods to ban you for over seven hundred days, and that's just using my phone. Not only am I extensively trained in bodyweight routines, but I have access to the entire squat rack and I will use the only Olympic bar in the gym to keep you from making gains, you DYEL shit. If only you could have known what ungainly retribution your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have hit Post. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn incel. I will furiously crop dust you and you will choke on it. You're fucking short, manlet.
I think it still needs improvement, though. Hit me with suggestions.
>also RIP thread
gay mods are gay
Jace Johnson
A brap is a fart my dear brap hog
Dylan Lewis
what a quick get, nice
Jack Thomas
flawless execution
Landon Torres
Is there a shorter version of this? It goes over tinders character limit. I’ll do it if you guys want to but I just wanted to let you know.
Nathan White
its a song dumbass
Isaac Baker
yeah, hey there DEHLILA
not DEHLIA
dumbass
Dylan Thomas
autism
Leo Bailey
I pasted as much as the character limit allows
Charles Reed
>
retarded faggot
next
Nicholas Harris
SameFAGGOT. Those screencaps are from a thread 2 days ago.
Isaac Taylor
Next
I am op from two days ago you fucking retard.
Grayson Brown
it's not, that was yesterday, and there was no >
try being dumb somewhere else
Michael King
holy shit
girls were a mistake
if this wins you can put it verbatim
Ian Smith
I can bench both your BW's combined. Good luck with your nopussy. Lolmao.
Ethan Rivera
Older anons, can I get some advice? I get on tinder to flirt with girls and either set up a date or get them to admit they want to sleep with me. Then I unmatch. It's just an ego boost. I'm married and just do it for the laughs. I can't stop.
Jason Bennett
no it's the around the same length as the original
I don't care if it all gets in there, man
it's just for the lols
I'm not grading you on completion
plus I like these threads so I wanted a bump
reroll for girls were a mistake
Jose Miller
Nice fucking get, you piece of shit. And no you can’t get any advice. Advice threads go on Jow Forums.
Mason Ortiz
I would be impressed
still a dumb faggot, though
gratz
nice
Angel Myers
I do this too LOL
Hunter Diaz
t-thanks, y-you too
Michael Walker
Thrill of the chase and/or low self-esteem. I imagine you and your wife aren't very flirty?
Logan Hughes
Let’s get a new girl.
Jack Reed
I'm not married but I think I'm going to start doing this
rolling for beaver
Matthew Morgan
me so stinky, me love farts, feed my baby winky, his favorite food is sharts! you may have very pretty eyes, but my bingus is more interested in smearing poopy on your thighs! haha! how are you? sorry about that it's an improv piece i'm working on, i'm sort've a cerebral, art guy, seeing everything as a possible prose or play is a curse *rolling eyes emoji* *crying laughing emoji*
use this on your next victim
John Phillips
would not fuck
Asher Hall
god damn you're hot, today
wanna go to the track?
Brody White
Rolling for this
Jordan White
do these, and if this post is dubs
"i just wanna see wat dat mouth do"
Christopher Perry
I want to ejaculate inside your vagina (unprotected, of course.)
Hudson Miller
We are, she finds me attractive but maybe it's because growing up I didn't get fit until I was 19. And I in my mid 20s I'm hitting a peak I think. It's wrong of me to do, but damn it's nice after being a beta in high school.
Easton Baker
Kevin Gonzalez
That imagouse. Romerog Doom. mouse. Obviously you couldn't aim in y axis but you could still aimge is shit. sly you couldn't aim in y axis but you couldD still aiYou could play Wolf3 from the start wih the m with the moth a when they weren't even planning on makinking Doom. mouse. Obvioum wituse. Romero was speedrunning it with a mouse years ago
Ryan Morgan
You guys are pretty insecure if you need to do this, like women post pics to get likes/validation.
Carson Campbell
Do you want to share any of your heroin or STDs? pls respond
Asher Bailey
Roll for any of these lines, ops choice
Kevin Williams
u are 1 fukking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fkkin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukkin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
David Morgan
Same guy. Also sometimes I don't even need pick up lines. I just say "do me" and they go "lol that's so forward. But I don't mind it." I got one to say she wanted me to cum in her. I'm such a piece of shit but this power is addictive. Truly the internet was a disaster for the human race.
Juan Green
You guys gotta slow down with these rolls. I can’t post these girls fast enough.
Jaxson Harris
anime is for fags
you gay or something?
Logan Turner
Just post as fast as possible, and skip any shit rolls
also do
Aiden James
kek
My favorite anime is Boku no Pico
Jacob Lewis
Dale Earnhardt jr fucked my mom when I was 7
Colton Rodriguez
Idk if I’m gonna do more. My hearts not really in it today.
Josiah Sanders
BASED
Christian Foster
Shit, don't know how I missed that option...
Yeah for sure dude, nothing is better than some strange. Every guy wants to womanize if they can, you're just being a faithful dude. Since you missed out on your womanizing phase, you naturally want to "right" that wrong. I'd advise against it since you're married and made that horrible agreement.
But there's obviously a part of you that wants some new pussy, so either fix that part of your head or start making up excuses to go out. Maybe fuck during the day so it's less noticeable.
Christian Howard
Clearly none of us have anything better to do
Dominic Watson
why make the thread so, senpai?
Nathaniel Cooper
hello fellow /doom/ fag
Anthony Perez
Next one
I thought I was into it, but I’m not sure. I just wanted to entertain you guys.
Christian Lee
You look like a junkie, want an injection of my o-pee-pee-ates?
Andrew Anderson
ive got two tickets to snapcity, care to join me for a rep or two?
Connor Miller
get your shit together asshole you made the thread
Jace King
>But then again, I have 387 waifus so I guess I'm a faggot too
>Let's make it 57%
Noah Ortiz
Lol
Dominic Stewart
Ay yo bby your little brother has a huge head
Elijah Price
Nice get. Sorry I’m not as enthusiastic as last time.
Robert Brooks
KEK reroll
Andrew Diaz
Fucking kek
Luke Walker
what's wrong senpai? wanna talk about it?
Jack Hill
Oops sorry wrong girl
I'd like to make a deposit in your Bankesha if you know what I'm saying
Landon Richardson
kek
Nolan Ward
She replied...
I appreciate the thought, but I’m not really looking for mental health advice from other mentally ill people, no offense.
Ryder Brooks
I'm gay but you look enough like a man
Dominic Lee
Reroll
Jayden Watson
Reroll deez nuts faggit
Eli Sullivan
Well then it's a good thing I identify as a woman, sexy
Zachary Gutierrez
I'd become gay for you if you had a penis haha wouldn't that be weird a girl with a penis haha
Nathan Anderson
Fuck your micronuts esse
Jeremiah Gomez
Me too
Connor Garcia
rolling for this, it's hilarious