So my emo friend got into lifting recently. I never realized this before but jesus christ that genetic structure...

So my emo friend got into lifting recently. I never realized this before but jesus christ that genetic structure. Incredibly broad shoulders with a slim waist and full muscle bellies. He wants the jeff seid look but i honestly think he could be a great open bodybuilder
As for stats he's 6'2", not sure about the weight.

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When he wants to cut weight, does he cut himself instead?

Too bad he’s a weird long haired freak. No lifting will make up for this.

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>The Virgin Eric
Not for long. I can already hear all the ripe virgin pussy he'll be slaying if he achieves chadmode.

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he should be wearing a man bun and rocking a tan with the surfer look


more aesthetic

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>man bun
>aesthetic
When will this meme end?

If he had tits you know Jow Forums would be going nuts for his ass

form and function + looks

man buns look generally better plus hair dont get everywhere

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usually I hate the man bun but it might actually look good on this guy

OP tell him to try it out

Lets see how this goes

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>that feminine face

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Is that Seymour Butts?

i hope this is a good thread

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ask him to show boipucci pls

dunno user, long haired freak and fit is a god tier combo in my book

based

You'd think that but I had girls approach me when I had long hair and give me their number. Thinking girls don't like twinks is a meme, they like them more than they like muscular dudes. All I get now is my gf rubbing my arms when we fuck and chicks staring at my ass, nobody approaches anymore.

you got older and look older

KEK

You're not the first to say this but nah, I'm an eternal baby face. Even mates make fun of me saying apart from weight I look the same as I did in my driver's license photo at 18.

Try different cope next time.

man bun was cool in 2010, now it is passe

Twinks are cute. Everyone loves twinks.

Thanks user lol

teenage girls prefer twinks/ottermode
older girls dont

that's all there is to it

Is this supposed to be a good thing? If you had your choice of prime beef or an offcut which are you going to choose? I'm in my late twenties and the oldest girl I've ever been with was 22, everyone else in their teens.

No idea why you're excited about being with 30 year olds after guys already ran through them 12 years ago.

I didn't imply anything negative about dating teens

The cringe is strong

For the love of god this man has potential. You keep his ass going on this. Don't ever let him stop.

Lmao wtf is this thread. OP is a closeted homosexual and his friend (and likely his social circle and himself) are outcasts and rejects

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He’s gonna make it, he’ll look like Peter Steele

He looks so cringy

COPE.


The jocks of high school always slayed, and they had really wide frames, chiseled faces. they werent twinks, they were greek gods. your twink cope only works with "cute" girls below 7/10 and teenagers

agreed

Tell him to go for that 90s look. just look up 90s pretty boy hair, and hell be good

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Damn take their dick out of your mouth first.
>The jocks of high school always slayed
>your twink cope only works with "cute" girls below 7/10 and teenagers
Damn they fucked you silly. Can't even keep your story straight

I KNOW

this is what makes it cool again

its post modern post ironic

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