Small Dick

>be me
>gf tells me my dick is big
mfw I know internet rules means my dick is small

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If your gf ever sincerely tells you your dick is big or its perfect then it's smaller than she'd prefer. Unfortunately these are the rules of life

That's why it hurts... I just wish this wasn't how things had to be, user...

I've been there bro. I've... felt this feel

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>it's perfect for me :)
FUCK YOU

how big are you and how small is she

Kill her while having sex

Start using dildos on her. BUT important part, use dildos smaller than you. The tricky part is to get her to come using the smaller stuff but when you push inside her she'll be so used to the smaller dildos that you'll be huge for her

>Gf has confessed she took a dick so massive it made her bleed and was in pain from it hitting her cervix

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honestly, you can count on every girl to have been plowed by a baguette once or twice. It bothers me so much that it's the reason I won't date or let myself catch feelings

Jesus you are a strong man for surving that devistating knowledge. One time a chick told me she was surprised my dick wasn’t big because i was tall and ripped. Really hurt that she said it was average

This.

My intamacy problems are so bad i don’t even have sex anymore. It’s been 6 months and I’ve rejected sex like 5 times now

This definitely sounds like something that’s true, but it is not.

My confidence has been BTFO since that night... Here's the Knock out blow; I tried to mitigate the damage to my ego by saying
>Heh, people with long dicks usually don't have girth, he must have been a pencil dick
She immediately got nervous and said "well... umm.. I couldnt even fit my hand around it".

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had a girl /w a kill count of +30 (even though she had a girlfriend from 18-22 (she was 23 when we met)

same girl was "drugraped" even though she does drugs.

We had seen eachother for 5 months and tells me about another guy she was with. I ask her why she tells me. She says I seem like that don't care. The guy she was with was brandon beal.

that was the straw. you gotta leave these hoes. The good girls is out there, just gotta find them. Untill then no feels.

That really sucks man. I don't even have any banter for that; that's just a terrible feeling.

This FFS. I'm 6'3" but even my above average dick looks like shit. Meanwhile my 5'2" manlet friend has a 5.5 inch dinger but it legit looks like a fucking pornstar dick on his tiny ass frame

you need to break up with her

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>dick pretty big
>fucking tight gf
>lose circulation
>start to lose boner
>pull it out and it's purple
why, bros? what can I do?

>be me
>almost 10 inch dick
>incapable of holding a conversation for longer then a few moments
>all of my sex has been initiated by girls and that one reverse trap who've found out that i'm larger then average
>only girl I liked lied about having a boyfriend but then told me that we can still "hangout"
>terrible intimacy and trust issues
>sense of self is tied into my penis size and being able to please my partner and get it up at a moments notice and perform
>never made love or had spontaneous orgasm from sex

Woe as you
You have a gf, probably multiple gfs
and can go balls deep
and get deep throated
and orgasm from pnv/a/throat without thinking about it and TRYING

You only have to find a girl with a similar size genitals and a low partner count or learn how to work with what you have

I'll never find a woman EVER unless I lead with a MUH DIK line.

Stretch that whore out like the tool she is

I know. There's literally nothing that can fix the damage of that knowledge. The girl more or less doesn't weigh it in too much when considering you as a partner, but the guy will forever have that shit on his mind.

On a side note, any of you guys know about jelqing? Hear mixed shit from it being a scam, to actually being able to put an inch on you. IDK might look into it

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Who's Brandon Beal? Starting SG for the Washington wizards?

>tfw such a bad case of dick dysmorphia that I actively refuse sexual advances

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>troll quality writing
>inaccurate stats
>random chick entertainment organization logos slapped on

This is an obvious fake everyone. Don't let it get to you. The creator of this shit is a malignant shit who wants to create body image issues in autists.

here's what those sources actually say:
>womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19911671/penis-size-matters-but-not-in-the-way-you-think/
>medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php

>Fuck a social roastie
>Her clique of stacies immediately hear about your monster cock because women are gossip machines
>Have instant harm of women craving you

I dont understand what you're asking for

I never figured that chart was true. I was curious what the source said though.

an american singer.. he made some songs with artists from my country so he toured the nightclubs here.

porn has ruined your brain, you're retarded now

fuck man my gf said this too...

>this much cope

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Not ringing a bell. Was he the 3rd pick in the 2012 draft coming out of Florida?

Why and how did she bring this up?

Probably because she wanted to cuck him. Women love bashing their man's self esteem when they get bored.

user...
I was lonely and the girls I was interested in i was either too chicken shit to hook up with or they just wanted a taste.
Sex is a performance that I'm not allowed to enjoy or find comfort in. Not ever.
I can release some pent up frustration anger and just raw lust..
It's just that, if I fail at it, at you know, then I lose..something I can't define.
I'm a great fuck with a big penis and that's it.

What do I do now?

realistically speaking, could one go from 8" to 9" with meme exercises?

We were lightheartedly joking about negative past partner experiences (this is a dangerous fucking road to go down) and this guy came up who was "the worst and most selfish lover" she ever had. He was "way too aggressive, he just plowed extremely fast and was too big, then he kicked me out of his apartment". As I'm typing this I'm realizing how red flag that is and how heavy that baggage is brah...

Well the women you're with seem to be satisfied by your sexual performance at least based on what you're telling me. The ability to attract and deliver good dick is a majority of the game in securing a woman's loyalty and emotion towards you user. It's a harsh reality, but the way it is. Keep doing your thing, and after building some rapport, I'm sure you'll stumble on someone who also catches a spark with your personality too. What do you do to surround yourself by women and people in general for opportunities to meet?

You need to break up with her. Not because of the dick size thing, but because of everything else around it. Unless you emotionally mature by decades, you won't be able to handle the dick insecurity AND her guaranteed craziness.

I generally tell my female friends and exes to just shut the fuck up about past dick sizes when talking to dudes. It's the guy version of girl seeing a boyfriend's ex who's way prettier than she is.

are guys with bigger dicks supposed to stay celibate so they won't "ruin" women for smaller guys? cos that's what I'm gleaning from this thread

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What if she says "your dick is so big right now!"

Does that mean its normally small? I honestly dont get the point of saying it.

Nah, women just need to keep dick talk to themselves; guys care about it way more than girls do.

Also get gud with digital stimulation. You can carry through just that alone.

How the fuck do you know how big your friend is lmao

so᠌yboy

I know I gotta split, but it's generally more for casual hookups than anything. The fact that one of the dudes who fucked and chucked her had a tyrannosaurus cock certainly doesn't help though. Starting to buy into "no hymen no diamond" not being a meme

I like you

roastie toastie go away, your roadkill cunt turns straight men gay

What if she says your dick is too big?

> he didn't discuss cock length with his buddies in highschool
I got a snap of him rawdogging a girl a few times

Then she's about to fall in love with you. Watch out, you got a clinger

Some positivity and truth to help you through these dark times:

>women demonstrably care less about benis size than men do
>women will over-estimate benis size
>weight loss and pubic hair trimming help make it look bigger
>stimulation through hands and mouth are much more reliable and effective for orgasms, both external clitoral and internal.

pic related: actual averages by country.

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same girl multiple times or different girls?
somehow this is important to me

One random THOT and the other his current GF before they got serious. Now Its awkward as fuck when they're together kek

>every girl I've ever fucked I've pounded their cervix and every single one has bled a bit after
Feels good man

Reading through this thread reminded me why I made a thread about this shit a week ago.
Perspective, porn tricks, stupid "articles" like this shit that's completely untrue, topped off with daily shitposts about dicks and dick size all leads to a bunch of average and above average dick sized guys feeling bad or insecure about their dicks.
If you are 5.5"+ with decent girth, you're gonna please most women. The average depth of a girls pussy is around 11-12cm (4"-5"). Everything past that point usually starts hurting. Girth is more important than length and actually knowing how to fuck is even more important.
Here in the picture is also another reason you guys might think your dicks are small. I'm 6'3, and I got monkey arms and huge palms. I fucking hated the way my dick looked in comparison to my body and for 21 years I considered it small. My giant palms would grab more than 50% of my dick, then when I'd watch porn the girls could grab a guys dick with both arms and there would still be like a third of the guys dick sticking out. My forearm is on the left, just to the right of it is a perfume that's 1cm bigger than my dick, but also 1cm thinner. Compared to my forearm it looks shitty.
Then when I first got a girlfriend and she held my dick in her small feminine hands I realized how big it is compared to her. When we first had sex I couldn't go all the way in because it hurt her and she said my dick was big. The confidence boost I got after that experience was absurd and im down to 0 insecurities and it feels great.
Don't let the fucking memes get you. I'm not saying that guys with 4" dicks are actually huge and blablabla. But the ones with 6-7" dicks that think they're small are not and shouldn't think they are. I'm 7"x5.5" and I managed to get convinced into thinking I got a babydick, on top of being a grower and it crushed my self respect. Don't make the same mistake.

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return to r9k, microdick

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thanks for the giggle, m8