Carrying around a 22lbs dumbbell in my apartment pretending its a M249

>carrying around a 22lbs dumbbell in my apartment pretending its a M249

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>carrying dumbbells like its a rifle
I wonder how everyone responds to you irl. I doubt your neighbours think you're normal. Real life isn't PuBg, user

Mom called, you gotta go back

No

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Who makes a 22lb DB

>is able to hold a dumbbell as though it were a rifle
Just how much of a manlet are you

based rhodie poster

>not carrying a 25lb dumbbell like the much more superior M240
Come on dude the 249 is probably the worst SAW ever made

>He doesn't do super-sets of Incline Bench Press to simulate a Panzerwerfer
lmao

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this

but only because the 240 is better than 249

M60 is worst SAW

Who else does dumbbell clean in one hand and front lateral raises in the other to practice the good ole sword & shield

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> M240
> Used as a squad automatic weapon
In what fucking military

The non manlet version

>thinking the m240 is a SAW
Spotted the civs

You tard. They got rid of the M60 in favour of the M240. It was a fucking jamming piece of shit

>Not using the MG42

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>carrying around a mag-58 for 3 years
>fucked up neck and traps from that plus packmarching

being a 58 gunner was fucking boss tho. Loved opening up with a 50-70 round burst to regain the initiative during a vehicle ambush

D-does the MG3 count?

>carrying around a 22lbs dumbbell in my apartment pretending its a M249

I got a 5 foot bar that weighs 28lbs. That shit must be heavy to haul all day long.

MG42

POTATO MASHER RUN

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i used to feel sorry for the weapons guys carrying an m2 barrel or 81mm mortar base plate on humps

>Not using a vehicle mounted Mk 19

m2 barrel isnt too bad because you can kind of store it in a way in your pack to help distribute the weight to your hips while still being able to just pull it right out during a contact. Or if youre in an open area with not many trees you can lay it flat on the top of your pack then close the flap down over it to hold it in place.

The most satisfactory game with the MG42 that I've recently played was Day of Infamy

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