Sounding Less Gay

its either not that bad or you are unintentionally hiding it when you're being concious about your voice

either way i barely heard anything, at one point a little so just dont worry about it, or if you absolutely have to worry then try and find a proffesional, there are voice trainers that can help correct it, heard its not that expensive either

>sister is land whale
>sister smells absolutely repulsive
>think shes trying to subliminally make me gay
>she hangs out with all those weird SJW who vape all day
>the stench must carry over to her

i feel like im going slightly mad

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>it's just more the inflection of my voice sounds kind of feminine

There's nothing you can do OP. Your timbre is with you for life and you'll always sound like huge faggot.

Thanks, I'll try that. I guess it's more mono-pitch right now than it is monotone.

While I appreciate the suggestion, I'm a poorfag who's either at school, work, or sleeping. Maybe when I graduate in a year I'll have time, but for now it isn't an option. It's definitely something I'll look into though.

Try talking slowly. I notice gay dudes talk really fast.

Shit, I do that. I'll do that too.

Seriously? No memes? Because that's an easy thing to do

Voice pitch and personality go hand in hand.

Talking slow and careful may rub people the wrong way. But you probably have a bunch of fag friends anyways. Just make sure to be very polite.

No memes

The tone and pitch of your voice are actually very masculine, just don't drag your words out and inflect them at the end, like how "valley girls" do. That's it.

Memes

Don't put weird standards on yourself like, "If I'm a man, I should sound a certain way."

If you accept yourself and improve in more positive directions, not relying on what Jow Forums and men's magazines tell you about masculinity, you will be more attractive from the inside out.

fuck outta this board

Fuck off, that's why I asked on Jow Forums. Everything on google says the same shit, like "oh just accept your dumb fag voice, maybe even become a trap while you're at it". I want to improve myself, accepting who you are is for women.

holy shit kys faggot

*punching self in face*
WHY. CAN'T. I. BE. XYZZY.

you should accept a 12gauge slug to your head homo

Lol you guys are both buying into an ideology that makes you hate yourself.

vocaroo.com/i/s1Fvn6fMc6xk

it sounds the same as before
masculine

i'm not the same guy m8

Damn, our recordings sound pretty similar.

Here's how to make your voice sound better:

Eat healthy, stop using Jow Forums and social media, spend time with family and friends (especially elderly, they aren't around forever), volunteer in your community, spend lots of time outdoors, live a life worth living not a life of pretending.

Speaking with a pretend voice is a waste of time. It's like faking through your life. Your voice is a combination of genetics and who you spent time with, also testosterone.

You're upset with your voice but that's probably not the real problem you are facinf.

>portrays every gay guy on television as overly effeminate and having a major lisp/fagvoice
>wonders why people hate gays and assume they sound like that
wish i knew what their endgame was with that

that's not true
if you keep faking eventually it becomes natural
i faked a deeper than natural voice and now it comes to me naturally when im speaking
you can change more shit about yourself than you probably think

You sound fine, its all in your head. Maybe stop doing vocal fry.

I'm also going to do these. Thanks.

>vocaroo.com/i/s175hr4MKrna
Get rid of the vocal fry and you'll be fine.

Seriously op fix your vocal fry
youtu.be/s_LmC-ynqGM
Thays why you sound like a valley girl.

anyone notice a difference in their voice after having their tonsils removed?

>autistically growling for five whole minutes every day

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you sound like a HAES advocate, unironically kys ys self

everyday for 6-12 months your voice will be deeper

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