Is this the best app for smashing some pussy?

you have 5 super likes a day, and a boost every month, which is too little in my opinion

Fatty detected

No, this is.

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Wtf is that shit you are talking about? ftms and stuff like that.

Don't super likes just show you're super desperate for them ?

Yes.

>matched with girl who looks kinda ugly
>has nice lips though
>thinking about hitting her up just to dump a load down her throat

Should I be a degenerate?

Never actually heard of anyone using gold. Is it worth it?

What’s the Chad cutoff for matches?
Am I Chad yet if I have over 1k matches?

>tfw only fucked one tinder match and ended up falling in love and getting my heart broken so I stop responding when they set up dates and just swipe for my self esteem

>Tfw get a match almost every time I swipe
>Tfw hundreds of matches I don't even bother talking to because I have 4 hot women I'm casually seeing
>Just gave the snips to one of them because I found a hotter one

This is seriously the best. I love being attractive

You circumcised a girl?

Yes but it also puts you at the front of their pile. Very attractive women can have thousands of likes so they may never see you because they're swiping through 7482 other dudes before they get to you (and matching every time they swipe right)

Superlikes have their place

Pics or didnt happen

Go to Reddit with your autistic dad jokes

How attractive do you have to be for this? What's your height, body, and face like?

>I love being attractive

this. i've had sex with over 20 women and i've never used any kind of online dating app. i just approach women whenever i see them

im 27 btw

like this user said, super likes ensure she even sees your profile. also i find they will swipe right just out of curiosity (any reason in particular you superd em). So the odds of matching are much higher if you use a super (can't remember the exact percent)

I'm 6'3" 205 lbs

Not gonna post my full face but I'll post a pic that I send when sexting. You guys always call me skinny, dyel, etc when I post it lel. Which is true, I want to be bigger but I like being lean. It's a long road for a lanklet

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>Should I be a degenerate?

Tinder isn't for wholesome dating. Achieving a lasting relationship through this app is the exception.

You're DYEL by Jow Forums standards but this is what women are attracted to most

Ya they compliment my body a lot. I used to be 220 when trying to be big and got a lot more looks with clothes on. But with clothes off its no contest, being lean is better

You prolly won’t get her address anyways lol

How do you get that then

Probably very attractive, some people get great looks, some don't, and looks helps get lots of female attention. That's life friend, it is what it is, you can rage against the way things are and suffer in the process if you'd like.

It doesn't matter how attractive he is, or anybody else is. You have what you have, you can accept that if you want to, or you can punish yourself for something that happened to you, something you had no control over.

You got the looks you got, your life is your life. Can you get hundreds of Tinder matches and 4 women on the go at once. Maybe there's a way, maybe that way requires such incredible effort it isn't worth it. Ask yourself, do you want endless Tinder matches and 4 girls on the girl, or do you want the feeling of desirability, validation, pride and esteem that comes with it?

Sex is great. Girls are great. Relationships are great. But getting these things is out of your control, in fact it's outside every man's control. All a man can do is improve attractiveness to women, whether through looks, personality, socialising, and to push things along with her and see if she's interested. She's interested? Great. She's not? Outside your control, you can't make her like you, so let go, no need to punish yourself for something you can't control. Try and maybe things will go your way, maybe they won't, in fact often they won't. That's okay, be kind to yourself. Catch yourself beating yourself, then reassure yourself instead. You gotta look after yourself, if not for you own sake then for the people you love, for the better you care for yourself, the better you can care for them.

fuuuck i wish i didnt have wide hips

Jow Forums is gay thats why

It's all LBGT stuff i think. Probably Trans people.

2k matches and I'm too autistic to meet any of them

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how long have you had it?

underrated, immature 23-27 year old

Must be a weird place to be, having the validation and the knowledge you have opportunities, and simultaneously the frustration of not being sure what to do. Hope you find the way.

>Cassidy, Mandy, Alessia
Lmao if my standards were that low I’d have 2k too. Way to fuck up your ELO score bruh

Boyo boyo boy
You needa learn to slay
FlIRT

Bumble is p nice tbfh cause girls have to message first

A few years

This. I have literally no social skills so idk what I would I would even do or say in person. Plus I have this weird stigma about myself where I assume that nobody likes me no matter what and I actively push away people who show interest in me because they couldn't actually like me if they knew me. Fuck I'm not gonna make it.

Thanks friend

What do you look like?

I used It for a while and got nothing. I want to believe for the sake of my ego that I just take shitty pics and don't know how to take good ones.

No need to preempt if people won't like you. Maybe you are quite unlikeable, I don't know, but leave it up to them to make the decision. And if their are things about yourself you think you could improve, go for it. Some people are lucky with looks, some lucky with social skills some had great upbringings. You are who you are, perhaps you are lacking, maybe even a lot. That's life. All you can do is set an aim, to try, and to focus on the practice rather than being obsessed with the outcome. You can't force an outcome or a goal, or can only act so to increase the likelihood you reach an outcome. So let go of the outcome, attachment makes you desperate. Lastly, nobody is coming to save you. Maybe a kind person will lend you a hand every now and then, but people have their own problems to deal with. You gotta take care of yourself. Accept your circumstances and act in a way that should help you improve them. Forgive yourself for your failings, beating yourself up has never helped you, has it? There's no need to do it. Catch yourself when you beat yourself up, reassure yourself and do what you can that should build you a better life.

>It's inconsistent, just hire an escort.
>Never actually heard of anyone using gold. Is it worth it?

reminder that it's desperate beta males like these guys who enabling the destruction of the west via thottery

Once I finish my summer cut I’m going to get some professional pictures taken and thot it up on tinder and bumble.

T-thanks user

>putting this much effort into getting laid.
Sad. You guys are pathetic. Just go to a fucking club it takes five minutes to meet a girl and lock her down for the night.
Tinder was decent two years ago. If you still use online dating in the current year you're pathetic.

>automatically assuming a guy is beta/desperate if he gets a hooker

Please tell me how you've never spent a dime on women.

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is that a pinky ring?

>the best
Oh sweety.

>be me
>over 1500 matches in a few months
>countless dates and hookups
>Constant STD and pregnancy anxiety.
>The sex is never fulfilling, no matter how hot the girl is. As soon as you nut you want to leave immediately and go home to shitpost on Jow Forums.
My life and mood only increased since deleting Tinder. Tinder is toxic for your mental health, even if you are successful with it.
It's hard to believe you because you're making it seem like getting laid is really the answer. It's not, casual sex is just as damaging as fapping.
Post your matches and let's see if you're larping or not.

when tinder was new I used to bang every 2-3 weeks a girl easily, nowadays it's slow and besides the girls I see regularly I bang now every 1-2 months from tinder

I'm not getting any matches as of lately. I'm also swiping the same girls for the second time. Is there something wrong with my app?

The app is glitchy as fuck and prioritizes minorities over people that are white/look white.
I'm not kidding, if you're not black or Muslim you get sent to the bottom of girls lists so you almost never get matches due to your race. Look it up.
You'll be better off in the long run if you delete Tinder. Trust me, bro. I played that game for two whole years. I never felt satisfied, even after fucking so many sluts my phone is now filled with over 100 girls I can't remember.

being attractive is really great. However, I am not that attractive and I'm already top 5% percentile
You must be a based 1%er

I'm not in the US though. I'm in a Western European city that's about 15% muslim

>get first tinder date.
>She shows up to restaurant 12 mins late and orders a cup of water no food. I'm already half way done eating.
>Try and talk to her. She just gives short answers. Like talking to a brick wall.
>Mention I'm tired from my new job to see if she will ask about it so I can talk some.
>She just makes a passive aggressive comment about how Im a child.
>She says she accidentally took her roommates keys (the same keys she used in her car to drive over haha).
> Tell her see ya!
>Finish my meal alone.
>Realise I'm happier alone anyways.
That date lasted 7 mins.

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how Jow Forums deluded can you be?
>tinder is racist agains whites because I get fewer matches than I'd like

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Why did you start eating without her because she is 10 minutes late? She probably felt awkward as fuck watching you eat by yourself.

Surely I get shit for matches because all my pictures are just bad, r-right guys?

I deleted that shit last year before the update kicked in. I had no problem getting matches I'm sorry you're struggling, though.
Just delete the app, it's a waste of time. The girls on there are shit-tier.

Are you retarded? I'm sure you're lying, because nobody is that much of a spastic. You must have ordered a meal 5 minutes before she was due. At which point you were pigging out so why would she order food when you're half way done?

You should have gotten a drink at the bar and waited for her. You are the kind of guy girls tell me about and we laugh at how awkwardly cringey some dudes are on first dates.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who realized how autistic he sounded.

If I showed up 10 minutes late to a dinner date and the other person was already eating that’s weird as fuck. Of course she didn’t order food when you already had yours.

Then she wasn’t talking and called you a child because that’s a weird as fuck thing to do.

I managed to lose the v card with some girl who was as desperate as I am.

It's okay I guess

Had it for a few days. 0 matches, swiped right on only a handful of girls. I think I'm taking it too seriously, maybe it's not for me, I want an actual relationship. Atm I mostly use it for finding local thots to laugh at.

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That was the first date in so long. I hadn't eaten lunch and was feeling sick. I was just eating an appetizer and had my food on standby.

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Gotta bulk brah

It’s okay user. Next time just order a drink and wait a little bit. If she’s more than 20 minutes late then she’s a bitch but 10 minutes is acceptable.

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you should at least mention why you started eating before her.

>letting a thot fuck up your anabolic window timing
NEVER
GONNA
MAKE
IT

explain something to me, what happens if you're average male but have a fit body, do women in tinder seem to not care for an average face as long as you have muscles?

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Wait, there are traps on grindr? I thought it was all transparent homos. Fuck it I’m getting it

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It’s not gay if I pretend I’m a dickgirl while I’m banging his boipussy

Not him but there's definetely something off with my app. I used to match with 7/10s but for the past 10 days I just got zero matches.

Sorry dude, could have polished that up better, didn't want to leave you hanging but I'm tired and ill. Reading that comment you said about being unlikeable it reminds me of me, I'm still trying to find the answer myself, but basically, you may well be flawed, perhaps deeply. You can reject that or accept it. If you believe you may be flawed, then rejecting it will likely bring you more suffering, I think it's better to accept the flaws we have. Once you accept your flaws, you can choose to accept yourself for having those flaws. And you can be kind to yourself for your failings rather than beating yourself up, there's no obligation that you beat yourself up, you can choose to reassure yourself.

There are nicer ways to put this, but I'll say it in a negative way because it's easier, you can whine on online forums and maybe somebody will lend a hand, but there will never be a person that will come along and solve your problems. That's true for all of us. Which is why I say be kind to yourself, because there is one person that may be able to look after you properly, not you mum or your girlfriend, and that person is you, if you try being kind to yourself, being reassuring in place of beating yourself up for failings. You gotta treat yourself as though you were somebody you genuinely want to help. It's the best thing you can do for yourself AND others

Yea If you want mentally ill girls who are 2 points below their profile picture then sure

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He's going overboard for sure but what you said is oversimplified and unhelpful

Not this user but something that helped me overcome self hatred was accepting my flaws, working to right them, and trying to live authentically. Don’t be ashamed to do what you like and that sort of shit. Really unironically be yourself. Polarizing people is good because it weeds out the people you want to be with. If you don’t then you’re just forgettable and end up with no one because your interests or whatever we’re jusr so average to not offend anyone. Besides think of normies as npcs and you as a player who is trying to find other players in a sea of bots.

Treating women as casual sex partners inadvertently treats yourself as one.

I agree with the polarising idea, I mean it's good to broaden you interests and life, but it's naive to think you can be good friends with everyone you meet. Just meet lots of people, let go of the need to impress or for things to go well, maybe you click, maybe not. That's fine. Not to say you can't improve but you will never please everyone or anywhere near everyone

Sounds like a Peterson thing to say. True though, it's nice to have someone find you attractive enough to bed, but if that's all they see you as you'll soon become upset and desiring a intimate relationship over a purely sexual pleasure based one, otherwise guys that fuck prostitutes would be as happy as Buddhas

If you find a girl you actually like and the feeling is mutual she'll find you attractive enough to bed, and you'll have a meaningful relationship. So you get both. Smashing tinder thots is a road that will not make you happy. In the end it is destructive for both the guy and the girl.

You wind up with a guy who is trying to supplement his yearning for a real woman with a warm hole to fuck, and you wind up with a girl who is one more dick down the road to a mid-life crisis where she realizes she wasted her golden years fucking random guys instead of trying to find a relationship where she can have kids.

This. The pussy meme is unfulfilling when you actually make it. It's just a grass is greener scenario until you start smashing and you realise you prefer pursuing your interests and hobbies and just masturbating

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>tfw i'm pretty attractive but nobody ever takes pictures of me so i only have selfies and bathroom pics
>live in a city with 20 000 people and most people i have to swipe on are like 50km and further

>using tinder boost
Lmao how uggo are you?

God I hope you're just pretending to be this new.

Absolutely hideous

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How do you get to 1500+ matches? I know a dude with more than 2000 matches but he's by no means a Chad, in fact he's a skinny dyel but I guess girls think he has a "cute" face

Yeah that's unironically me

Sometimes I think twinks have it better because they are less intimidating to girls and in this day and age masculinity is vilified anyways in the west

Guess who's about to smash his way to a free HBO subscription

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LMAO hit that thing with a super like my dog