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>I also use low fat mayo

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(You)

You do realise that not a single word of Socrates has been recorded, yes? This is actually a Plato quotation. Get it together, user

There is NOTHING wrong with
>diabetes
>heart disease
>the inability to perform basic human functions
>chronic gastrointenstinal distress
>being a junkie hooked on food
>requiring special priveleges to wnhance your mobility
>demanding equal treatment to those who have the self-control to not eat shit constantly
>self-sabotaging your own life expectancy
>certain cancers
>sabotaging your children's futures with garbage eating habits
>being incapable of not taking up the whole fucking armrest on a plane because of your overlarded mass
>destroying future generations' understanding of health and obesity through HAES
>being a fucking impossible burden should you be injured and need to be carried to an ambulance
>fucked knees before 40
>internal organ damage through the pressure applied by large volumes of unnecessary fat
>being capable of only wearing stretch waistbands
>fucked hips before 50
>the very real possibility that you may one day crush and smother your small pet to its sad demise
>self inflicted depression
>perpetually sweating

yeah nothing wrong here boys

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i didn't make the image ya dingus

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she looked great in 2013 then replaced her personality with 'xD my bootie! lol"

Socrates was fat, unemployed, and neglected his wife and kids though

Socrates was an incel, that's why they killed him

>her smile and optimism: restored

you do realize that not a single word of [insert person] has been recorded, yes? This is actually a [insert publisher] quotation. Get it together, user

i like how you can judge her entire personality based off of a few progress pics faggot. imagine when your fat disgusting lard ass finally makes it and you post a picture online some dyel says you looked great until you replaced your personality with 'xD my biceps! lol"

kys

is.. is this an argument?

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No, that was niggocretes.

more /fph/, less autism

If it doesn't bother you, then fine, but you'll still be judged according to your gluttonous and unhealthy eating habits.

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Nobody would think that of me because I don't post pictures with intense focus of my biceps. Most pictures I post are places I go, typically without me in them. People I know know what I look like. I know what I look like, I don't need to be in a picture of some mountain scenery.

Not that guy, but it’s a great analogy to describe how foolish you are if you knew a bit more about the works of plato and Socrates. Basically because Plato used Socrates as the archetypical wiseman in his allegories it’s hard to distinguish Socrates the character from Socrates the man, in the works of Plato. That being said there are some distinctions that you can pretty much take for granted.

>invalidating words because you have an opinion on the hand which held the quill

It's the american way

>i have an unhealthy attraction to unhealthy bodies

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HEY UNCLE SAM PUT HIS NAME AT THE TOP OF YER LIST

Sorry to dispel your illusions but this is mostly Implants/injections. I went out with a girl who looked like far left pic then she started going genuinely hard on squats/deadlifts/hip thrusts. Her quads and hammies blew up, and to be fair she did experience a bit of growth on the glutes but it mainly just got more defined. She never got the big soft round ass you see in that progress picture because ass is mostly genetics (hip width/fat deposits)

This one's my favorite

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look at her insta and you'll realize it is not

How do they get this sort of bubble butt? Just eating properly and training their ass all day?

Wouldn't be surprised if there was some artificial helping going on in 2015

yup

for an ass of that magnitude standard squats and shit doesn't do it though

gotta have leg lifts and glute specific training

See

Getting conflicting info here...

youtube.com/watch?v=QNsrWER0JCQ

Literally every single thing about this screams phony entertainment. How could you post this seriously?

Do you believe everything Dr.Oz says too?

Could she be anorexic/recovering anorexic in the first picture?

cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/a8655857/abby-pollock-bubble-butt-diet/

Is there more to this? I wanna see the aftermath

>overlarded
heh

Virgin

>Ding Dongli

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Fat Kevin is such a bro

I have posted here before. 300 pound fattie down to 60 pounds now. Yeah I'm still fat but I'm in control and I know what works. It's now only a later of time as I have become a master if my body

Not only do I now not struggle to go up stairs or fucking tie my own shoes. Something magical has happened. Something that Hasent happened in ten years.
I GOT MORNING WOOD
I wake up and twice a week I have a fucking erection. I hadn't even noticed my dick had stoped working right. It was strange at first. But then I realized it's because I'm a fat fuck my dick didn't work.

Fuck you, I know it's bait, but me and my now slowly recovering dick are never going back to fat life ever again

Correction: Down 60 pounds. Total of 240 only 90 left to be normal

Keep it up user. Being fat is one of the worst things we can do to ourselves and our societies.
You are going to make it.

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I wish I had more context on this one

So why is Chris Chan going bald exactly? Is it obesity? Hygiene? Age? Crap sleeping and eating habits? A side effect of some medicine?

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It looks like it is from a Chinese dating show called If you are the one.

It is a great show.

>cosmopolitan
Holy shit nigger, that’s some real solid peer reviewed evidence you got there.

Genetics (legit), and all those things you said.

Had a dream I fucked Amy Schumer 12 times in a home depot, now I can only jack off to chubby blondes

How the fuck do i get gills, i like diving but carring equipment everywhere is a bitch

Good job user!!!

the thought of that is making me fucking gag, holy shit

i really hope youre trolling and aren't a clueless woman or retarded guy

>but carrying equipment everywhere is a bitch
and carrying 300+ lbs of fat is easier?

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you finna sauce me up or what?

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disgusting

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I thank fph threads everyday for making me stop eating shit.

socrates didnt hold a quill, he said everything to plato

I'm on my way plato.

I was craving some nacho fries earlier, this thread saved me

>be woman
>judge men on something shallow that they have no control over
>get mad when men judge you on your choices

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t. incel

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mamahorker.tumblr.com/

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i-is h-he dead?

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>When you feel your entire pelvis crack into pieces

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Jesus fuck... Does she realize how her makeup doesn't even match her skin tone?

Why does she wear the mask?

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I'm going to vomit

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