Have you taken the God pill ?

Except switch Jewsus for uncle Addy. You aren't going to make it if you follow a Semite who wants to turn you into a cuckold.

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Fucking got his ass

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You lost me at believing in Jesus

Tru desu

>God pill
>lists all these things that have nothing to do with God

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unirononically why did the jews kill jesus?

>NoInternet
Sure thing buddy.

My aura is manipulating alpha thrust b waves so I can interact with internet with my mind alone, thanks to the power of NoFap and NoPorn.

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>Cold Showers
>NoCoffee
>Exercises and do a lot of varied exercises
>Drinking 3l-4l of water or tea
>Sleeping 8 hours
>Eating no processed garbage
I do these

>NoFap
>NoPorn
>No Sugar
I try to do these

You forgot
>no Jow Forums

Where can I get the Wimhof breathing without paying?

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this i the most fedora tipping euphoric shit ive ever read.

Yeah it's pretty sad larping

you can do all those and it wont matter in the slightest because its either ALPHA genetics or BETA results

fucking kek. saved.

I'm blonde and blue eyed. Since starting nofap my hair is getting super luscious so I get a Nazi hair style and have been assuming a nazi aesthetic.
Also my contempt for degeneracy has skyrocketed and that pic doesn't seem to far fetched. Was Adolf a nofapper?

youre never gonna make it

>Jow Forums is literally a bunch of Jow Forumstards who think not jerking off of all things will put their lives in order now.

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>Auntie Adeline
>not a degenerate bitch who did coke
Also
>Believing the jewish lie that Jesus was a passive person
ahh yes, you are truly an (((intellectual)))

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I'm doing all of these except no internet, no chairs, I don't practice combat/scout tricks, and I have a tantric sex friend. Otherwise day 17 of nofap, meditating every day, praise the Lord.
Believing in Jesus is a bit misleading. Jesus is merely a prophet. God is the message.

Nice try Muhammad.

Oh, and I must admit, I sleep in a bed. feelsgoodman

NoFap is literally a bunch of bro- and pseudo-science concocted by christian zealots who believe that it's a sin if Jesus sees you stroking your third leg.

How does it feel to be fooled by christ cucks you non-nutters?

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Nice try Sholomo.

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Probably an incel until he got power or asexual desu. Dude's face was like a soft 4.
It's a placebo, BTW.

>>Meditation 3 times a day

is this simply just sitting, laying down, whatever you feel comfortable, closing your eyes and then just focus on breathing slowly ?

Because he said to them "You are of your father the Devil" and "before Abraham was, I am" .
Read John 8 biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John 8&version=NKJV

What if I fap exclusively to JAV?

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imagine the amount of autism it takes to live a life so rigidly controlled by literal memes from 4chinz

No, it's just a few LARPers

>Paying for breathing

I sense a jewish plot

I'd say go for it.

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Only patrician answer to fapping if you really must are hentai

> TAKE THE PILL NOW

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Just quit Jow Forums and your life will be better

I was with you until you mentioned Jewsus and sex only after marriage

>meditating
FAG

youtube.com/watch?v=aAVPDYhW_nw

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link the wim hof please

youtube.com/watch?v=OpTG02x6w5o
youtube.com/watch?v=EWHRumILOOk

Degenerate fag, leave.