/fraud/ - Steroid General janoy edition

>that 28 year old boomer who is mad that he wont make it to experience new age medicine

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damn this guy sounds dangerous af

>It seems really shortsighted and foolish
The long term effects of steroid usage are generally overblown because people don't know the difference between doing a cycle of test/deca once a year and doing a test/tren/deca/winnie cycle for 6+ months every year combined with GH and insulin. Because of them being illegal in pretty much the whole world, very little research has been done on them in a medical sense, but the media will run whenever a past steroid user dies before the age of 80
>I am assuming you would typically be very insecure at heart if you were using them
thats fair and a lot of people do use them for vain reasons, but they are very good for perofmrance enhancing in sports. You'll be very hard to find an athlete who plays any sport at more than a local level that hasn't been on a cycle of some sort.

Thanks for the confirmation

Lets list all the memes so that newfags will know what not to do/get
Ill start
>z track
>aspirating
>pharma grade
>psmf
>kickstart/frontload
>bigger than 25g
>ventrogluteal
>asin is better than adex

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z tracks a meme? what can you do to prevent leakage?

Thats Jason Jehova you retard

I dunno, maybe injecting right?? Wow so hard

hello my fellow niggas

if I do a single test e cycle and PCT, will I then experience low test in the months following PCT?

not bodybuilding, training for a strength & endurance event and need to have as high test as possible going into it and be clean at the time

Holy shit just cruise you moron

wouldn't cruising entail continuing to inject? that will not be an option. when I say I have to be clean, I mean it

Wtf does clean mean. Unless you're an athlete that gets tested for roids then who gives a fuck, normal tests doesnt detect roid use. Even clomid should be pinpointed so that it will show at tests

>working for the DoD

DoD as in the Department of Death?
I thought that department was only a rumor.
How much of our tax dollars are funding it?

in my glutes for example even an inch in last time i leaked a lot, how do i prevent that? if this means i dont know how to inject teach me that

Because you should inject 1.5 inch at the glute you tard. 1 inch is for delts and quads

It’s just another way of dealing with life. Some use alcohol, some use pot, or any other drugs, and some enjoy the perks of steroids to make themselves happy.

The difference is while people will look down on alcoholics and junkies as they ruin their lives, but people on steroids get bigger and more athletic. People don’t look down on steroid users and they’re lying when they say they do. Short term, long term, whenever the supposed horrible side effects kick in; people that use steroids look and perform better than those that don’t.

>feel free to reply with your anecdotal evidence

I will be in a remote location for a long time without access to e.g. refrigeration or items I am not carrying with me, so pinning is really not an option. Think mountaineering. I don't know why you're being so autistic about this. Just answer the question that I asked instead of giving me an untenable answer because you think my constraints are imagined.

if I do a single test e cycle and PCT, will I then experience low test in the months following PCT?

>if I do a single test e cycle and PCT, will I then experience low test in the months following PCT
No, your test should be back to normal or even better IF and its a big if, you did a good PCT. There are rare cases of what you mentioned but I think youll be fine

thanks

do you have advice for how to make sure my PCT is good quality for this scenario?

Just read the reddit wiki about pct. Its all you need honestly, sorry for the lazy reply.

thanks user

What do you mean by clean? A blood panel not showing up steroid use? Or just not on steroids?

Clean like you cleaning your BFs ass using your tongue

see I won't have access. It's not getting tested, I know for a fact even if I got tested by my employer they would not test for gear. I just want the performance enhancement effects as I train up for this expedition but I don't want to risk lower test levels than I currently have naturally. Ideally I would juice the whole way because I would love to feel on top of the world and dominant all the way through this thing but unfortunately that is just not an option.

I do love the expectation that all of a sudden steroids make people alphas.

Run Tren + EQ + Halo and realise how much of an anxious, nervous little bitch you can really be even with androgens powering through your body.

Why would I reply to an anecdotal statement with anecdotal evidence. My statement that users are by and large insecure seems to remain valid

>comparing the emotional sides of a simple test cycle to tren

why are all trips gay?

>psmf is a meme

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if I've been training for 2 years but am currently fat, how can I fraud my way into being lean as fast as possible so I can then fraud my way into muscles. serious question

dnp

dnp vs hcg? dnp will kill me right?

Liposuction

Only if you're retarded
>My statement that users are by and large insecure seems to remain valid
Why does anyone lift?
Why do people want better results faster?
Don't be a retard user, lifting is vain and insecure in and of itself unless you're doing it for a sport or career.
>muh feel good
>muh functionam strength
>muh health
All of those are accelerated by juicing, if you're not a retard

feel good because life is determined by looks and lifting improves those looks

The risk of death from DNP comes from retards supermaxxing their dose thinking it'll help them lose weight faster. Technically it DOES skyrocket their metabolism, but you know what's an important byproduct of your metabolism?

HEAT.

DNP is so effective that once in a blue moon, some moron kills himself with it because he doesn't understand that increasing your metabolism by 80% will kill you with excess heat. It is exceptionally rare for that to actually happen - you need to be smart enough to find the stuff, but dumb enough to do absolutely no research on dosage.

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Tell my doc that hes shorsighted and foolish. Im on trt bec I legit have low test, inb4 you move your goal post

>important byproduct of your metabolism?
>HEAT.
Really??? Color me surprised, how do I subscribe?

pct might last 4 weeks but the actual process of getting back to normal can take months still...

in the context of the chain of replies, do you think that your post is wise or funny? if so go to a doc bc you have autism. I hope you just misunderstood the context you were replying to

I didn't make any comparisons, friend.

oh ok just point out the post you were replying to then

Why is it impossible to find fucking DNP.

Can't find any info about a PCT for women, is this something needed if they're running var?

no

I hope you've read this already old.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/thecycle/pct#wiki_pct_for_women

agreed
better to be safe than sorry, ive drawn back blood once
agreed
??
good idea if youre cycling, kickstart with orals
ever try injecting 3cc with 25g?
such a good and easy site
asin just works so much better

>tren in full swing
>tfw crushing loneliness hits

I JUST WANT TO HOLD A CUTE GIRLS FUCKING HAND

Are you actually trying to make a coherent post there? I don't follow you're meaning. Everyone knows why lifting makes you feel good. Dopamine from success combin ed with gains is wonderful

Why don't you go stalk some highschoolers and peep on them from the bushes?
Man that would take you back wouldn't it.

Finally he admits the 2D shit was a cope.

Getting anyone pregnant while cruising? Been doing sust250 every other week while cruising. Sperm count is 100k/mL, 40% motil.
Ex just called says she's pregnant, from 2 weeks ago with me. 10 months with her, several with another and no incidents despite emptying myself into them every day.
What chance is it that she's lying and cheated?

I always like using the Ronnie Coleman example - the guy had 8 kids while competing and we know how many drugs were in his body at all times.

does sperm quality worsen?

or i meant is the baby more likely to have defects?

crusader i cant answer that but what anime are you watching rn? asking for me

I don't think that Rem would approve of you cheating on her. Think of how your wandering eye is making her feel you dirty dirty boy!

Sperm morphology takes a dive from what I can glean from my limited research, which means you can't actually get the girl pregnant - if you do, there shouldn't be any issues once it's happened though.

PS: I am not a doctor and I am only basing this off my limited research, nor do I care if you have deformed children

Anyone had on here had experience with injectable dbol before?

nigga aren't you on sdrol right now?
Give your liver a break fucks sake.

Na dropped sdrol now.

>ever try injecting 3cc with 25g?
Why? What did you experience?

Because crazy girls buy it to kill themselves with

Awww baby got hurt her feelings. Next time make it brief and omit everything that even my grandmother knows tard

Yeah i grinded a dbol pill till it became oil then injected it using the usual 23g

Because you can't use Google.

>using google to find source
Kek enjoy the party v&

DNP is not illegal, only as a dietary supplement. Like 1,4-BD can be bought as a solvent and as an additive to rubber, but selling as a drug/sleep-aid would be a one-way ticket to getting assfucked in the prison.

Tren and orals are really making it nearly impossible to eat anything. Guess I’ll end up leaner than I thought I’d be.

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Even at his absolute best Jason Genova looked like a badly drawn cartoon character.

ive got the same socks

Here we go again, crusader on the tren train.

Test has just been making want to fuck fat bitches and girls with life problems.

Also have been having lots of dreams lately. Mostly about work, but one about me pinning my friend and accidentally stabbing my toe w/ the 18ga needle.

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Is test e dream a thing?

Those are the only girls bro, dig in

I love a thicc bitch, but god damn. So many problems or I find the crazies. Literally hit up one last night with "What's up miss" and it went from

"Good, not really" to "I'm getting evicted"

Yikes. She's gonna be at the races tomorrow, too. Was cordial, but she seemed pissy when I told her "Sorry to hear that. Hope something works out for ya" and just gave me one word responses lol.

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Take her back to your rv and pound her out imo

ive been having them every night except its never about sex its always about like working out relationships or some shit

>start cutting
>binge watch food and cooking videos all day
every fucking time

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second injection today

A. Injecting after a hot shower is a LOT easier than in the morning cold. a LOT.
B.I need to work out a better way of splitting my AI pills in half

I managed to lose half a pill when i was trying to split it, very annoying

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no question but i just wanna say it doesnt matter how you get there as long as you do

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uh pillcutters theyre like 3$ at the pharmacy and thanks on the shower tip

oh wait no i do have a question if you want to increase your dose by 20% can you just pin every 3 days instead of 3.5 days or should you do 3.5 days and add in 20% more?

This is one of the very few times a mass gainer supplement powder can help.

thanks for the tip, ordering a pill splitter online

Everyone born in the last 40 years is at an unnatural disadvantage anyway, roids are the great equaliser and our most powerful weapon in the war against the elites.

Man cutting is so fkcing easy when you don't start bulking when you're fat. Just one week lowering my carbs and almost looking as good as the cutting pictures.

I tell you this is the best approach to meke it

>did his second ever injection seconds ago
>speaks as an expert
you can't even split the fucking pill in half faggot

i don't give a fuck about your blogposts but i want to see regular physique updates because this is what will probably happen;
>namefagging (obviously)
>shit ton of blogposts before first pin
>blogposting about your injections
>crying about "test not kicking in"
>"how long before i can feel it"
>"i don't feel any stronger guys and im 8 weeks in"
>get fat and bloated
>physique still looks like dog shit but with bigger diameters
>not posting your physique anymore becausue scared of being ridiculed ("roiding for this")
>being heavily underwhelmed by your first cycle
>realizing that steroids are not magic and you've been lied to by natties
>stop namefagging and hope everyone will forget about you
>cry about losing your gains and broken dick as "Anonymous"

but would really like to see you get the most out of that cycle, i hope you won't fail me

and this is what prompted me to do multiple grams of test fuck that meme tier low dose bullshit

mast cutting tips?

Truth