Just a reminder that no matter how hard you work to get that qt gf, Chad has already banged her

Just a reminder that no matter how hard you work to get that qt gf, Chad has already banged her.

Pic related. I made a Chad larp account. Uploaded three pics from a male model that didn't clearly show he is a model. Then began writing a simple, boring bio. In between the time I uploaded the pics and writing the bio, Chad already had 25+ likes.

Now me irl has been working out for almost two years, blood sweat and tears. Body is just meh and face is still ugly. When I tried tinder with similar pics and an actual funny bio, I'd get 25+ likes in like a month if lucky.

It's all genetics. Some people are born to make it and some people won't. This is the hard truth Jow Forums. You might be happier just being yourself and finding a hobby you enjoy instead of slaving away at the gym and eating all the foods you enjoy.

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This why you never lift for thots you dumbfuck.

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Why do these posts never post the Chad that they're using?

Post pics of Chad, I'm curious

Then why lift? I was happy eating chips and playing video games all day instead of eating chicken and broccoli every fucking day and going to the gym just to see all the qts with their Chad bf

Pic related is a larp, you could have just turned it on for men

>wah, people who are more attractive than me attract more people than me

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This desu, I don't like to admit it but I've catfished a decent amount. Maybe it's different from wherever you are but 8/10 guys I've used never get THAT many responses. Like yeah they get loads but it's never like girls just saying fuck me or getting 100s of matches within an hour. You still gotta hustle a bit.

why add that dislike section?

probably scares off some thots, whereas not including it probably wouldnt scare off 'good' girls either

Even wrote a bio that would offend most of the thots on tinder. Chad can say anything he wants though

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So do what makes you happy you fag, you obviously don't like lifting. If it's so miserable and you don't like progressing and improving yourself, just quit

To try and redpill some thots. Make Chad look selective and show them Chad doesn't like promiscuity.

Jesus you are one whiny bitch.

Hey I know, since the universe is unfair and you can't cope with that, how about you kill yourself?

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Well I haven't been progressing, my genetics are absolute shit tier, I probably would enjoy it if I actually saw results

you madman

the bio and anthem choice are painfully obvious that they were written by someone who is ugly

Stats, time lifting, diet, routine? You're probably doing something wrong

>implying the girl I want is a tinder whore

You write like a bitter ugly person. It's like a visual stench.

get a life you fucking loser

>dislikes people who like dogs more than people
dogs are more loyal than 90% of most humans

35+ matches in about 20 minutes so far. One of them is someone I matched with on my real account who never replied to my first message. Should be interesting. Should I send a similar type of message that I did on my real account?

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>using tinder as a measuring stick for making it

Jesus Christ that's so pathetic, tinder isn't even that hard

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literally all uggos. erin is ok i guess
i wouldn't brag about those desu

>paying for tinder gold on a catfish account

Yes obviously

yes
can this be a tinder response roll thread?

that icon can have a number on it?

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I didn't get tinder gold
Haha

fuck off back to r9k faggot we lift for gains not girls

can you post the raw pics, would love to catfish some hoes here.

45+ likes already, that's about a like per minute, I can't believe how many girls are actually swiping at this hour

Tinder is basically equivalent to mirin. If you don't get matches on tinder you'll never get mired. It's a great test to see if you're ugly or not.

what do you guys do when you see someone you know on the tinder machine, not match in case its awkward or match in case they're down to clown

I can't even keep up bros, fuck I wish I was a Chad

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wish i wasnt ugly

my profile picture got reported and banned on tinder so just fucking kill me

History major, should I redpill her on the Holocaust?

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Wtf he looks like a pitbull
that guy's ugly as sin

is she the giantess or august ames

which one is her? the ugly one or the hot one?

>I was happy eating chips and playing video games all day
Is this even true? Let me guess, if you died in a video game, you used to yell at the screen and be on the verge of throwing your controller.

what kind of shitty parents name their kid charisma lmao

>handsome guy gets more likes than an ugly guy
whhaaaaaAAAAAATTTT????????
how can this be?????
btw if you seek out toasty roasty sloots and then complain that they’re toasty toasty sloots you’re a fucking dunce

Holy fuck is every woman on Tinder ugly? Why does anyone use this app?

hot girls don't need tinder for the sense of validation and have so many options by simply walking out the door

>not lifting because your body is a temple
>not lifting so you can be as beautiful as you can for your qt God fearing wife

never gonna make

>inb4 fedora

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reading this makes me think you've done jack shit in the gym for the past two years. there was no blood sweat and tears in reality, you just jerked off in the gym pretending you did something and ate liberally and told yourself you deserved it.

>Hot girls aren't on tinder

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Wait lads does the number of likes shiw up there even without any paid subscription?
This is very important

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>mfw got 25 in one day
>mfw swiped all the uggos and fatties left and got no matches

Shit..

>waaaa dont comment on my but

>but my picture is 90% me showing my but

fucking hate women

I don't get it. I live in NYC and am actually good looking. My last gf was a 5'11 scandi who used to model. I make good money and have my life in order. I get about 1-3 matches a week. It's fucking depressing.

So thats a yes?

Yes, you must only have 1 or 2 likes. If you have note it's say 3+, 10+, 25+, or 99+

Make a new account, don't swipe for a while. The more you swipe the less exposure you get, it could be that you're just not showing up on people's phones

they want you to pay. dont pay

Ok killing myself ASAP

This one is new. I just decided to start dating again after the breakup 5 months ago. Guess I'll give it a break and come back next week

>tfw actually thought my main pic was pretty attractive

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Me too man. I've received some nice compliments before but I've realized they were always from non whites. They just view all whites as gods pretty much so their opinion doesn't really mean much. Never received a single compliment from a white girl in my entire life it's fucking depressing

It's really not that hard to be a Chad.

1. Workout. You don't need a six pack, just don't have a gut. You have no excuse for having a gut.
2. Get a fucking haircut. Pay for it. Pay like 50 bucks for it minimum.
3. Go shopping. Get clothing that fits. Go someplace trendy like banana republic or whatever. You might make fun of people who shop at those places, BUT THEY GET LAID!
4. Have friends. Go out and do things with them. Have hem take pictures of you smiling in public with other people, and then put that on your tender profile.

Congrats, you're a Chad now enjoy th3 easy pussy

>Pink Floyd
KEK yeah, real chad of you.
Make the anthem this: youtube.com/watch?v=YWwO9yq-mvs
t. Bruce with 1k matches in 3 months

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>attractive people are more successful than ugly people on Tinder
Well no fucking shit. Welcome to the real world.
An ugly man who works out will do better than an ugly man who doesn't. Some women will prefer the man who doesn't.

An attractive man who works out will do better than an ugly man who doesn't. Some women will prefer the man who doesn't.

Stop being such a sadkunt. Man was meant to toil and fail over and over again. Don't look to natural Chads for what to do, look to self-made Chads who lifted or worked their way out of inceldom.
And if you don't look like pic related after a few years of heavy lifting then start pinning test.

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INCELS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING BRING EVERYONE DOWN YOU STUPID NEGATIVE FUCKS

THERE IS LITERALLY A CONTAINMENT BOARD FOR YOU HERE

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Literally fat. Look at those arms.

look at that brapper

>gf
>tinder
lol

>someone who looks better than you will Get more matches on an app Where you are solely rated on looks
Who knew

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Miss the guy, I'll never forgive admins for banning the guy.
His tinder threads were the best

Did he really get banned? I checked the archive not long ago for his trip and he posted here last year asking for people to post his old photos that he'd lost.

I think the numbers are somewhat embellished, just to make you buy their subscription. Back when I used Tinder the number used to fluctuate between 3+ 10+ and 25+.
The boosts are definitely useful though, you get way more matches with them.

I remember him saying he was getting tired of getting banned for his tinder threads. It wouldn't stop him from coming back tho, it seems he was just getting tired of the whole thing.

Post your profile?

i must be chad because I have 800 matches + that 25+ thing..

or maybe girls are just as horny as guys but you're too autistic to see that it's not your looks but personality.

You cant get banned from Jow Forums anymore for a long time, only if you never change address or isp or never use your mobile

The guy just left, hes probably a skinny fat dyel with a kid now

>t.crabs in a bucket

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