A-user help! I thought I could b-bench 2 pl8 but I'm stuck! I c-c-can't lift it back up!

Did you look at the thread you posted this in you fucking brainlet?

kek this

abc.net.au/news/2017-10-01/15yo-ben-shaw-dies-in-hospital-after-weightlifting-accident/9005346

>A 15-year-old has died in hospital, days after he was crushed at a Brisbane gym while trying to bench press about 100 kilograms.

Basically some 15 year old dyel just put on 2pl8 and went yolo

i'm honestly surprised he was even able to unrack it. He probably put all his effort into the unrack and then just had it immediately fall to his chest and pin him

If you have safety's available and don't use them. Than I see no reason why I should help you spread your genes to the general population

>What do Jow Forums? WIll you help Chad or let him die under the bar?
What kind of psycho are you?

Would help him, then ask him to come with me in the club this weekend where we will annihilate pussies together. My gym-bro, best buddy and a wingman moved to Germany last month. God it hurts.
No Homo tho.

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I hate this shit. Man turning against man because women like him better. Why are whores never held accountable when it's their choice who to shower with attention and since they lie about what kind of man they like?

Just roll it off of you, you stupid fuck.

>Save Chad's life.
>Become lifting bros with Chad.
>Talk to each other about shit.
>Find out Chad also likes video games.
>Become friends with Chad on Steam.
>Play lots of fun games together.
>Dominate our opponents.
>Chad invites me to a bar. I refuse at first because I don't see the point and don't like going in public a lot.
>Chad invites me every week.
>Finally accept just to shut him up.
>Chad points out a Jow Forums girl with her nerdy friend.
>Literally just walks over there and brings them over to the bar.
>Nerdy girl is a solid 8/10, exactly my preference.
>Likes everything I like.
>Forget about Chad and arrange a date with nerdy girl.
>Chad is gone from the bar anyway, probably left with the hottie to fug.

>Ten years later.
>Chad is running a gym, married with three kids.
>I somehow married nerdy girl and have four kids.
>Life is good.

>Wake up suddenly not knowing what's happening.
>Chad is there, looking concerned.
>"Yo dude, you passed out from trying to help me rack the bar. Once I heard you drop I just got like a surge of power, man, and just chucked that bar off of me. Good thing I still remembered how to do CPR. Take it easy, brah. Go home and rest for a week or something."
>Chad walks out of the gym with four cardio bunnies.
>It was all a dream.

The choice is obvious.
If he doesn't know how to escape on his own then he deserves to die.

>someone actually took the time to think and type this

tfw no benevolent Chad friend

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he's got safety bars, he'll be fine

Ok, you just literally won the thread. Well played. I should have noticed that.

>dude just ignore millions of years of instinct lmao

Maybe its because we're still controlled by a fucking tiny reptile brain that just wants to fuck and breed and WHY IS THAT OTHER MALE TOUCHING YOUR WOMAN

>safeties below chest height
Chad, I...

why is he lifting in leather pants and jacket. that would restrict a lot of movement

Implying I’m strong enough to make a difference.

It was on the Smith machine kek

I would do (pic related) standing over him as hes gasping and yelling.

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Enjoy your incomplete ROM

>walk away
>Chad easily lifts bar as it was a test
>Kills me with a dumbbell for my insolence

Came to post this

I'd fuck his boipussi while he's trapped

7/8ths of the closet homos on this board (100% of the board are closet homos) would just rip off the guys pants and start gobbling his balls while banging those forehead on the end of chads (always) erect cock.

kek