Want to bust a nut in gf

>want to bust a nut in gf
>keep reading online how birth control makes women masculine and prefer soft, pliant s o y leftist males
>can't get vasectomy yet because I want kids

What do, Jow Forums? Is there a birth control drug that has minimal side effects?

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Yes, it's called abstinence. Repent your sins and change your ways.

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What about the pill after?

Most female birth control is actual dosages of estrogen and progestin, right? Wouldn't that enhance feminine qualities, not masculinity?

Don't morning after pills have a sub-99% success rate though?

yeah just blow it in her and give her plan b

or spermicide

or the 30 other methods of preventing pregnancy you fucking nerd

estrogen makes women insane and they become repulsed by alpha males and seek out a beta they can manipulate

either get on test or come in her ass. you can also just creampie her when she isn't at peak fertility on her cycle

Birth control doesn't make girls manlier. If anything it decreases their testosterone.
They will have less sex drive usually.
Get her on some hormonal IUD. Usually this works best for girls and 'hormones' only affect the uterus locally.
Copper IUD cause more bleeding and more often give stomach cramps.

it makes them subconsciously believe they are pregnant so they seek out a beta provider

they become extremely maternal, curvy and seductive though

Morons, girls can only take plan B every so often. Also usually it really messes with their cycle and gives them horrible stomach cramps. It's also 10 bucks a pill.

plan B has serious side effects and using it on a regular basis is unethical

Shit like this picture is why I'm done with dating.

INTP boy (male) here. This rings pretty true to me. I've put a lot of time into improving myself beyond these poorly developed type expressions. I would never want to date an INTP girl.

copper IUD. the only issue is hitting it sometimes if you have a bit donger

>I want a vasectomy

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>birth control makes women masculine and prefer soft, pliant s o y leftist males
That's complete and utter bullshit, why do you believe nonsense like that? Use your BRAIN, fool.

My INTP gf is great

>having a gf

get out normie basedboy.

That shit is $35 for the knockoff, $50 for brand name

fucking jews get off this site

birth control is bad guys

btw you can get the captcha wrong and they won't notice

Not in Europe

HAHAHAHAHA LE DAE LE LEFTISTS LE JOOZ LE SOIBOYS XDXDXD MAGA MAGA MAGA

Why not get a vasectomy OP? You're obviously not going to have kids while you're young and still shooting healthy sperm. We don't need any more middle age dads having their first kid at 36 and flooding our societies with their autistic balding at 16 mutants. Do society a favour and just sterilize yourself.

It's never to late to come back

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Vasectomies are reversible. You could also freeze some sperm beforehand to have a kid when you're ready.

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LMAO the jannies deleted the other thread, what cunts

>preventing the implantation of a fertilized egg (zygote) is unethical

>Jacking off with condom on
>It snaps

I'm really glad to hear that. INTPs can be incredible trainwrecks; unable to take care of themselves, understand others, and tend to live in squalor. At least, if they're not developed correctly.

oh hi thats me

what do i do

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redpill me on IUDs. They seem like the perfect solution but doesn't look like that many people are using it. Why? Is it that painful?

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Just use condom. Or do a lots of foreplay.

anal

Unironically NoFap until you find a good girl of your race with whom to perform marital acts (which are necessarily 100% contraceptive-free)

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im a man

Hormonal IUDs are the GOAT of birth control. Dump a fat load into the girl I'm seeing every time now thanks to it. They operate via a proximal effect on nearby tissue and use a very low level of hormone to have the desirable results. Because of this, they are highly effective and have only minor systemic effects. 10/10 would recommend.

Me 2. What do? I'm only comfortable showing how I feel to my Gf, and only seek intimacy from her.
>they become extremely maternal, curvy and seductive though
This. My Gf changed after BC, from calling me Daddy to wanting me to call her Mommy. Her attraction to me is as high as it was before. Does this mean I'm a soiboi, or manly?

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yeah but how painful is process of insertion

It's a tough spot, my dude. I used to be that way, still am, to a degree. Focus on it. Best I can do is tell you what I did. Weaponize your INTP skills, read books on people (first, read "what every body is saying" and then all of Paul Eckman's books) then apply what you've learned. Turn it into a science experiment. Learning people is the hardest part. Look at every social interaction you have, ask yourself what went well and why, and if it didn't go well, why not? And I hate to lobsterpost, but I promise I'm being serious. Clean your space. Avoid clutter. I don't know about you, but my big problem is eating in my comfy space (like right in front of my computer), so I avoid it whenever possible, I never clean it up on time. So I eat at a table. If I'm bored, I just bring my phone. Learn to cook, too. Seriously. It'll teach you the value of having an uncluttered space.

The hormone ones are just like the regular pill. Only really worth the hassle if you're shit at taking pills. The copper lined one doesn't use hormones but it can be lodged in the tissue. It's super bad if it happens.

Practice. Learn to speak your voice and thoughts to other people. When you have a feeling that you want to express, say "I'm feeling _____, because ___" and explain your feelings without placing blame.

Where can I find a cute intp gf?

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I'd prefer my girl to be on the copper version, because no hormones is better than even a little bit.

its reaIIy messy though

>It's a tough spot, my dude. I used to be that way, still am, to a degree. Focus on it. Best I can do is tell you what I did. Weaponize your INTP skills, read books on people (first, read "what every body is saying" and then all of Paul Eckman's books) then apply what you've learned. Turn it into a science experiment. Learning people is the hardest part. Look at every social interaction you have, ask yourself what went well and why, and if it didn't go well, why not? And I hate to lobsterpost, but I promise I'm being serious. Clean your space. Avoid clutter. I don't know about you, but my big problem is eating in my comfy space (like right in front of my computer), so I avoid it whenever possible, I never clean it up on time. So I eat at a table. If I'm bored, I just bring my phone. Learn to cook, too. Seriously. It'll teach you the value of having an uncluttered space.

thanks this is good advice. I have considered some of these ideas before and haIf-acted on others. My probIem is Iack of discipIine and entering a pseudo fugue state for months at a time. I'm in my earIy 20s now though so I can't afford to waste any more time.

do you recommend a particuIar order in which to read the eckman books or do you feeI it doesn't matter?

In their rooms, sitting on their computers, awake from noon to 4 am.

I've done thi. Now I feel like I understand people too well and end up disliking them quickly, but I was diagnosed with BPD too, which may contribute to this effect. I also only trust my Gf to care for my feelings. For the record, I don't "believe" in BPD, I just think I have issues to resolve.
I've also gotten ENTP, ENTJ, and INTJ along with INTP on these tests. The I/E and P/J tend to hover around 50% for both whenever I take it, so it makes sense.

Just become gay like rest of Jow Forums op, that way you will never worry about getting a girl pregnant

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Discipline is the ultimate obstacle in my life. Every day I try to act a little more disciplined whenever I can. Best advice I can give is to take it slow, don't just force yourself to slog through the motions. Understand the why of what you're doing and the how of the way it will allow you to be happier. Don't rush, understanding and feeling good about every step is critical to avoiding a backslide. Excellent question about the books, if you intend to read them, I'd say there are four (maybe five) to focus on. I didn't read them in this order, but I think this would be the best way to look at it: read Emotions Revealed (grab the second edition), it'll give you a lot of excellent groundwork for emotions and how they factor into communication. Yeah, a lot of it might seem basic and obvious, but you want to be absolutely sure you have a fresh ground on your basics.

Then go to Unmasking the Face, this will be excellent in building your ability to put a lot of what you learned in the last book into practice. You'll be able to actually apply what you're working on in the field in your day to day life. It's a good read. Can be a little dry, but understand that you're understanding the science of a fundamental human process that most people are just squeaking by with malformed rules of thumb. You're accessing truly valuable info.

Then Emotional Awareness, this is another valuable tool on your belt. There's gonna be a fair amount of overlap from the last two books, but you should see that as spots where Eckman is trying to tie things together for you.

Finally, Telling Lies. With all the tools in your belt, you should be able to use this book to understand subtext in a new way. All people are liars, but lies are a part of engaging stories and a flowing conversation. This is my favorite book of his. I could speak at length about lies, but I'm approaching the character limit. It's a good book.

I recommend taking a break after reading the first two to-cont->

Pretty painful from what I've heard from her but also short lasting
Copper version has more adverse side effects like severe cramping and heavier periods. I'd still vote hormonal

absorb the information and give it time to sink in and let it flow through your life. You're gonna need some time. It's like learning a new language. I've read all those books a few times now. The rest of his library is pretty technical, which is cool if you're into that sort of thing, but if you're in it for using it to build your skills, those four are the ones I'd go with. After, if you're interested in learning a bit more, check out Why Kids Lie. One thing you'll learn is that people are all still kids. A lot of that is pretty relevant. Heck, I saw a lot of myself in that book.

Anyway. That's my thing. I know you can do it, my dude. It's possible. I believe that if you want to do it and you take your time and make the effort, you can do it.

copper IUD

you're affecting another person's health because "hurr durr i want to nut inside"

wtf I'm INTP I can take care of myself though. I'm pretty good at lying too when it comes to "understanding others" saying shit like "I totally relate how you feel blah blah then make up some stories to back it up. Am I not INTP then?

Just let Tyrone nut in her lol that way you'll never get her pregnant

Borderline? Ouch. Sorry man, but you should start believing in Borderline, it's real. And honestly, I work with psych patients and I've seen some shit. But barring shizo, Borderline is the worst thing I have ever seen. The impact it has on people and their relationships and their lives is just terrible beyond words. Seek therapy, get medicated if you can. Like Lamictal. It's going to ruin your life if you don't get help.

Meyers-Briggs is tough for people with erratic personality disorders. It's pretty unreliable. Really, a relatively quick interview with someone familiar with M-B would find you the right answer.

I'm not saying using it as a primary means of birth control, but as an occasional "oh shit" pill there's nothing wrong with it.

Sounds kind you're a well developed INTP, as opposed to the poorly developed ones I've described. I do that too, all the time. Personally, it was a coping mechanism. I could use that to open the channel to exchange ideas with that person.

You're retarded.

>be me
>tell gf to hop on the pill to have unprotected sex and lots of creampies
>she does it, the madwoman
>since then we fuck for an hour or two each time
>she also started to do calisthenics
>sex became even better
>she then started to dress up more feminine, dress into lingerie and became a sex demon, wants my dick 24/7

You stupid cunts think too much about shit and end up in those ridiculous situations. Just get her to take the pill, nothing is gonna happen.
If you fear getting mogged by your gf, then you're already her slave.

Yeah. It was my own way of prolonging the conversation to give a good impression. It's somewhat becoming a problem though. It's like changing your mask constantly every time you talk to other people. But, nonetheless it always worked for me.

dumb-ass mentality, enjoy your std's and need for abortion

Everyone wears a mask, keep that in mind. Carl Jung loved to talk about the Persona and the Animus. The trick is to do what all good liars do: keep your lies as close to the truth as possible. Keep all of your masks as similar as possible.

Why does this picture hurt so much

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This but unironically

I know its a shoop but that caption is just perfect

this OP. I literally dumped my ex after finding out she was running around with a literal Basedboy and this was all after we started her on birth control.
Dude was writing her love poems and shit I was in complete awe.
I dumped her right after fucking her in the ass and cumming on her face and got it on video, I wish I sent it to that dude lmao

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You were cucked you retard. Guess who's the beta s oy

>tfw gf went on birthcontrol because she was a premiee who had multiple periods a month
>now my aloof assholery is too much and I have to beta-bitchboy her up because the jerkitude isnt opening the floodgates

At least her ovulation is controlled so there is less chance of being cucked on day 10-15 of her cycle

Cream pieing a girl and treating her like shit while another guy takes her on romantic dates is ideal cuck scenario. I never spent money and time on her like the girl before her

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>now my aloof assholery is too much and I have to beta-bitchboy her up because the jerkitude isnt opening the floodgates
This happened to the first girl I was with who went on BC
I've read that medications can't really do much for BorderlinePD, are you sure you aren't thinking of bipolar personality disorder? You are making it sound worse than the professional who diagnosed me did, no offense. I just want to know more. I'm pretty good with people , but like I said, I tend to grow to dislike most of them quickly.

thanks for these posts I reaIIy appreciate it

>being this afraid of getting cucked

Coil/IUD

have fun pissing your life away and stay poor

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Google iud side effects, they are far from perfect.

Most people are going to be boring to you. But that's because most people are boring. And yeah, I wouldn't expect the professional to tell you you're fugged. You can treat it with drugs. And you can go to therapy. I'm not giving you professional advice, but I really recommend it. What do you want to know more about?


You're welcome. I'm very happy to help

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How do I stop hating 99% of people while being realistic in my expectations of the 1% I love? My BPD has been a painful secret for me, and I'm afraid to tell people bc I don't want them to know or think I'm crazy/insane/ unstable. My Gf doesn't know, and I had an ex break up with me bc of it. I already have quite the temper, so that doesn't help anything.

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?