I want to ____ that peanut butter

Develop a brief yet woefully unhealthy relationship with

>aflatoxins
>whole jar in two days

yes

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Throw away

is he on fucking leather covered in that shit? Ok now I'm mad

>aflatoxins
What 3rd world country do you live in? You do realize the FDA is really strict about that, right? Last time that happened we had a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert (PPPBA) with a national recall

Impregnate

>America
>No I didn't

Thanks user, I'm not sure if this is good news or not. See ya.

I have a lot of trouble eating this with bread. The taste is awful and the texture gets stuck in my throat after a few bites. Any advice?

What the hell do you mean a "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?

I think peter pan is the peanut brand my man

>buy it thinking i can use it to add calories but just leave it in my cupboards forever

I know right? leather sofas, how disgusting

eat something else?

Give me another convenient, protein rich, healthy snack. And no oats please, I'm already eating them for breakfast and I hate these things.

Fuck you, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

no it's fucking disgusting nigglet food you cretin

PB respected him

I hate the taste on bread too. It's godly as shake with milk however.

exorcise

>shake with milk
What? Do you literally put a spoonful of that oily, pasty shit in milk and mix it?

100g peanut butter
350ml milk
scoop
80g of oats

Thank me later.

How do you eat that? With a spoon, or do you drink it? Also, don't you need some time for the oats to soak? I might try this.

I throw it in the blender and drink it. What the fuck, man. No, I hide it in my basement for 10 years and drink it later.

>off brand pb
found the poor niggers

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I don't have a blender (nor do I plan to get one, it's messy) and the oats I have are quite big, they'd get stuck in my throat, so I'll try doing this except I'll eat with a spoon, thanks for the advice at any rate

MOAR PEANUTBUTTER

Why even eat 20g of it, just eat air lmao.

>it's messy
If you buy a shit one, sure. I throw mine in the dish washer and it's clean again.

And I don't have a dish washer. I'm just a law student who leaves home at 6AM and only comes back at 8PM. I don't have money for these shmicks, nor the room to place them, nor the time to operate them

>nor the time to operate them
Right, because dish washers don't save time. I guess you only drink out of plastic cups and bottles.

harness the power of

Put some honey on it, or you can mix it together. Peanut butter and honey sandwiches are great

>those slices

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>Drinking 1000 kcal
Wew

I want to thank whoever revealed this marvelous combination to me. Haven't quit since.

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"dispose of"

>hydrogenated oil trash with added sugar
get something a little more natural with

Try eating it with some chocolate flavored milk.

Some peanut butter is just mashed nuts. Go to the Whole Foods.

I do actually.

get a natty, non-sugar-filled version of

real peanut butter requires refrigeration. the rest is sugary shit. might as well eat hershey spreads.

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>peanuts and some salt taste better if I pay more for them

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>real peanut butter requires refrigeration.
Peanuts
Salt
Enough oil to make it spreadable
Blend
Wala, peanut butter.
How does any of this need to be fridged?

I want to wank that Worcestershire sauce

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>skippy

You have to be 18 to post here

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I want to avoid that peanut butter.
My GF’s allergic lol

stop being a woman and eat your pb like a man

use milk instead of water when you cook it

Honestly never thought of slicing it it that way. looks efficient

fuck

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>sucks that cutting season is over, but maybe you could bulk with me tonight? mom and dad dont have to know

TONIGHT... on unsolved mysteries we find out who gives a shit about bigfoot
UPDATE... apparently nobody gives a shit, SOOOOOO fuck him

BUTTFUCK!

The oil will go rancid after a month without preservatives.