Oh no, a wizard has cast a curse on you!

Oh no, a wizard has cast a curse on you!

You have to choose 3 (three) of these attributes, and live with them for the rest of your life.

>manlet
>dicklet
>brainlet
>jawlet/chinlet
>hairlet
>beardlet
>wristlet
>big nose
>big hips
>poor eyesight

However, you also get 3 (three) of these attributes to compensate:

>tall
>big, thick dick
>smart
>alpha jaw and chin
>thick hair, nice hairline
>big beard
>big wrists
>small nose
>small hips
>perfect vision

NB: your current attributes are reset.
For example: if right now you are a manlet with a big dick, you return to normal height and normal dick size.
Then you have to choose the 3 curses and the 3 boons.

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Manlet
Dicklet
Brainlet

Big wrists
Perfect vision
Big beard

Now I'll have a happy life

manlet
dicklet
brainlet

Tall
big, thick dick
smart

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Big nose, wristlet, beardlet

Tall, Alpha jaw and chin, Nice hair
Who needs a beard when you have nice hair and jaw, chin. Beards are for jawlets and hairlets

easy as fuck
>tall
>big dick
>alpha jaw and chin

>beardlet
have a siqq jaw so it doesnt matter
>wristlet
le big wrists is a shitty meme
>poor eyesight
just wear contacts lmao

Wristlet
Big Nose
Poor eyesight

Smart
Big beard
Alpha jawline

Fuark i'm a dumbass, no point in having big beard and alpha jaw. Guess i really need that "smart" attribute.

I choose
>beardlet
>big nose
>big hips
and
>tall
>big, thick dick
>smart

Beardlet
Big hips
poor eyesight

Tall
Smart
Alpha jaw and chin

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tfw when must of already been cursed by the wizard who granted me no positive attributes.
big hips
wristlet
big noses

Ah, so close... but you forgot > height
is the only thing that matters. Most western women aren’t even into beards anyways.

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why

I have never even seen you, yet I know that you already possess one of the downsides.

kuk

That's literally me in real life, lol

Though i'm more of a hairlet, my beard is decent

I already have every single one of the fist attributes. Now I can be smart, have a big dick and be tall?
Thanks, Mr.Wizard.

>mfw I already have the vast majority of those issues
It's not fair. I look like an autistic child with W I D E hips. Can't grow a beard and am a chinlet/jawlet and only and inch away from being a turbo manlet
Hold me brehs

Based

Wristlet
Beardlet
Poor eye sight

Stay clean shaven, get laser eye surgery

Smart (with this you conquer most deficiencies)
Tall (the most important male aspect, even in business and dealing with other men)
Alpha jaw and chin

Sage

Beardlet
Wristlet
Brainlet

Tall
Alpha jaw
Big wrists

Do porn

Whoops I messed up

Hairlet
Manlet
Big hips

Smart
Big wrists
Perfect vision

I'll have a good life and great lifts.

>wristlet
>big hips
>bad eyesight
I got used to them anyway
>smart
>alpha jaw
>tall

>hairlet
>big hips
>poor eyesight

>tall
>thick dick
>smart

if you chose ANYTHING else you are just wrong

being tall balances big hips, thick dick is always a boon, being smart is the most important thing in life next to luck and personality

We have a winner.

>Oh no, a wizard has cast a curse on you!
Ineffective, heathen.

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Curses:

>beardlet
>wristlet
>poor eyesight

Attributes:

>big, thick dick
>alpha jaw and chin
>thick hair, nice hairline

This is actually my reality.

>wristlet
>beardlet
>poor eyesight

>BTD
>Alpha jaw and chin
>thick nice hairline

No one cares about beard, wrists and eyesight. Contacts exist for a reason

>manlet
>big nose
>big hips
>big beard
>bigger beard
>BIGGER BEARD

time for dorf mode

>Beardlet
>Wristlet
>Poor eyesight
Already there
>Big, thick dick
>Alpha jaw and chin
>Tall
Already there except for tall, king of manlets at 6'0