Said no girls ever

>hey girls i heard chris is only hot because he does a bunch of steroids
>yeah i heard, drugs are so gross!
>i know user's not nearly as muscular but at least he doesn't feel the need to cheat to get ahead
>yeah he has real muscles not fake ones!
>thank god for good honest guys like user

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>Chaddington the 4th is worth 100 million
>yeah but he inherited it all
>user works hard wagecucking and earns his 30k a year
>user is a real man

That's cause you don't talk to girls, one guy was frustrated because there were rumors started by girls that he took steroids and the girls shunned him because of that.

>I’m just like all the other girls

>Hey user, I like you a lot.

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>Girls thanking God ever

Fpbp

Sluts don't care how or where their man gets their money, body or whatever as long as they can have part of it for almost free

lol

>invite girl over to my place
>met her on tinder
>we have a couple drinks and watch Netflix
>I head to the bathroom
>she gets herself another drink from my kitchen
>opens a drawer and sees my gear, pins and other stuff
>she leaves and reports me to the cops
>cops show up an hour later and search my house
>turns out her dad is some police chief or some shit
>never see her again

>I love you for who you are

>dies in his 30s