How much do I have to lift for one of these?

Payable to her

about two more than average

>Birth Name: Sierra Nicole McCormick
>Born: October 28, 1997 in Asheville, North Carolina, USA
>Height: 5' 2" (1.57 m)

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She probably weighs like 120lbs.

That's fucking hot tbqhfam

Nice hourglass shape mmm

I'd prefer two of these

At least $200k a year.

does anyone else see instamodels vacationing in these wonderful far off places and imagine the absolutely devious sexual deeds they do to pay their masters for these trips

i want to be an arabic billionaire oil baron so i can shit on a glamourous whores chest desu

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bout tree fiddy

I get off on that. Regular sex acts though not the depraved scat & piss shit.
I imagine her with old guy's semen in her mouth for example

Well geez son, it probably only takes 20 lbs of grip strength to choke her hard enough that she likes it, I don't imagine it would take much.

I do, although I also find it disgusting.

hmm....

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You’re mad cause you’re not an arab oil lord thats allied with the west, just keep the petrodollar going and instagram will be your whore catalog

Nothing. Personality is what matters most if you want a relationship, everything else is secondary

m-more?

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pretty sure fit's fave thick asian aka jessicababyfat is currently in dubai doing the same

Nothing, just be born beautiful bro. This advice goes for getting literally all girls by the way.

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Literally, Imagine her but she's the size of the Empire State Building, or even the size of a mountain!
I'd crawl inside her pussy lmao

imagine that, imagine entering her pussy like you'd enter a cave, spreading her pussy with all your strength and quickly jumping into her wet tunnel before the outer lips elastically spring back to their normal positions and close the opening to the vagina like a gate.

You're inside the pussy, it's so clean and wet, it smells sweet, just a bit metallic and sour because of the blood and bacteria, but not excessively so.

The walls are so smooth, wet and soft that it feels like you're swimming through her vagina *licks lips*. You lick everything and after each lick you close your eyes and ponder the taste as if you were a respected chef, a vaginal juice connoisseur. You smell it first, you clear your mind of any intrusive thought that might corrupt the experience and you drink it like an animal drinks out of a trough. You try to identify the different components of the pussy juice, the blood, the mucus, all that shit and how it all came out of her. What's part of her is now part of you, after you ingested the substances in her slit. You caress the walls, you try to comprehend the geometry of her pussy, you try to visualise and understand the structural aspects and the biology of her vagina. Everything must be memorised, for this is a very valuable and unique experience.

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Just exercise and eat little enough that your BMI is on the low end of normal. Also have a good social circle, interesting hobbies, and good future prospects on top of being a wholesome person.

based giantess fetishist

(you)

cocaine isn't that heavy desu

>then tyrones monster BBC smushes you

>you will never be born in Qatar and get a six digit USD income from the government just for being born there and then travel around the world crushing prime pussy and living a life of luxury despite having never worked a day in your life.

based

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honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>nothing really noteworthy about her
>average sort of girl
what did he mean by this?

damn

u wot m8?

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It means you fell for pasta

jeez, is this your first week on this site?

based mmm poster

10 lifts

tag the sponsor?

all of it

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How much do I have to lift for one of these?

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one whole Tokyo university degree, not high, just in front of her face. once is good enough

they respect knowledge and position only, sadly.
although muscles def help with the gal types, but who wants nip roastie bush when slim-fat yoshiro over there is having baby making sex with a 8/10 beause he has a phd

That's a big bowel of noodles.

until she loves you

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lord ha'mercy

Tagthesponsor made me allergic to these yacht pics. I ignore most of the instagram thots because I know she had to lick some old man's ass to pay for five star hotel, yacht picture or some exotic destination. What is the point of fapping to that trash, it makes me feel like a cuck who deems them worthy of his seed while other men litetally shit on them. Even after seeing ordinary girls from my highschool or college on yachts or in expensive hotels I always react in disgust and never look at them again the same I did, even if they didn't fuck anyone for that trip. The creepiest part for me now is that men and women in my country greet each other with light kisses to cheeks if they are friends and sometimes that greet is just slight touching of cheeks with a fake air kisses (I know, it's gay as fuck). I avoid doing that now with some girls because I can't simply bring my face to touch a cheek that took who knows what to get on that yacht.

just be white and at least 5/10 aka dont be deformed.

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With that attitude, you've already lost.

I got a gf and i curl 8kg. I am 107kg at 4% bf, but still.

that prince from UK married a 36yo divorced ugly slut instead of a prime heavenly blessed beauty like this

I don't understand

> and imagine the absolutely devious sexual deeds they do to pay their masters for these trips
All the time.

>teleports behind you

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you aight

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Based

>Not fapping to the image of this cutie
sucking a big fat old dick and slurping the semen with visible disgust
>Making it

Eye opener of a website desu.

repent sins×F
then
bodyweight×heaven

men are stupid.

Chopsticks x failure

I wish my country's currency had a font that cool

Why i see myself SO handsome, fit, 12% bf, yet i dont caught any girl looking at me ? I know 100% im very handsome, i hope i dont have body dismorphya or something

Just assume you're ugly. It's for the best.

>accounting joke in Jow Forums

Whew

I once thought as you do.

Then I realized you just have to not care. Go talk to a girl. Half the time no one talks to them because guys are too afraid to strike out. The others have too much liquid courage in them and are falling all over them like idiots. If you're not compatible, so fucking what? She'll walk away, you'll walk away, and you'll both be better for it.

Hey anons what physique do women like this want?

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>3d whores
Nigga ew

>I know 100% im very handsome
I bet you also think that you're funny. Lmao

always 1 kg more than your max.

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disgusting

Are you 17 and not understand how world works?

Good looks are instant win if you are a girl, if you are a guy, they are a bonus but not a guarantee of success.

Dont trust me? Go look at some construction guys nearby, one or two will always look like models yet be poor alcoholics with ugly wiwes/girlfriends

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>Go look at some construction guys nearby, one or two will always look like models yet be poor alcoholics with ugly wiwes/girlfriends

Those are just underachievers, user.

Nice paste vre

too much

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if by lifting you mean picking up a good paying job and social skills then I would say 1rep

Haha yeah imagine that haha

>idk just be urself

You are a manlet son.
I know because I'm handsome manlet as well. Might as well be handsome dwarf.

why

this
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>her grandchild will see this
i hope in our grandchild generation a gay scat orgy isnt main stream

Accountants are all autists so it's no surprise

Lots of hot girls get messed up too and end up with losers.

this im in decent shape.. but i work out mainly for stress relief and maintaining etc.. girls want a secure future for their children born or unborn.. you can see this as early as highschool, though being ripped in HS will get you plenty of play.. but you can still see it.. once they are in their mid 20s and are not whores particularly if they are on the latter end of their 20s they want security. so income and/or a job that demands respect. humor is always required at any point.. also being a cocky jerk is still a good way to play as it always is, they are now searching as we (men who have focused on their career for 10 years or more now) are just hitting our prime and willl have options at that mid 20 range for women well into our late 30s.

they need us.. we don't need them.
fit related i pull 405 (as i have for 5 years now without change..) and can no longer bench 225 :(

AM NOT IMAGINING SHIT YOU SICK FAGGOT.GO BACK TO /D/

>lola renn du hoe

I was obsessed with that chick, and she seems to be getting a lot of backlash because she made multiple posts and videos saying that he was not her sugar daddy, yet it is literally an Instagram whore cliche shes doing. One of the few that got saved that I guess, which makes it more of a happy ending for her compared to everyone else

"how did we meet? oh teehee he just dm'ed me and I liked him"

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It's pathetic you would believe that is necessary to have muscles to pickup hot chicks. I've seen skinny manlets fucking gorgeous models. It all comes down to having an Alpha behavior. But keep being a little bitch about it, you type of guys makes it easier for me!
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