And there goes my 2 week nofap streak

Fuck man I nearly gave in during my shower this morning, showers are dangerous on Nofap I swear.

Nothing
NoFap is really just NoEjaculation

Jesus, was it worth it going on such a long streak? I'd like to hear from people who've done 30+ day streaks on the benefits of Nofap if there are any.

>not fapmaxxing

Fucking incels

>have any slight female interaction
>even waitresses or people at the store
>compelled to break streak

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It's completely different. Far better for your rewards mechanism too as you're being rewarded for at least having your shit together enough to get with a girl.

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that just means youre returning to being aroused by regular girls and not underaged (3000 y/o vampire) girls going in the tentacle pits while getting impregnated with eggs and giving birth via nipple dicks

I hope it wasn't to some 3D whore

whatd you blow it to user?
ill bang one out to the same thing in your honor

does it count as fapping if im just using my erectile muscles to rub against underwear?

cold showers

I swear I see this in every other board. what are the real benefits?

what the fuck is that?

draining your balls till you nut dust
i dont think it could possibly be healthy

Yes, as it is the best way to fap

can i at least do it to something non-fetishistic to fix any desensitization?

Does your penis work

>no fap meme shit

what fucking morons. feels great not being a gullible retard who buys into this total stupidity.

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HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOFAP WHEN IM SURROUNDED BY HOT FEMALE COWORKERS

ONE IS A RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT WHO IS IS TALL, BLONDE, BEAUTIFUL AND WEARS THIN CLOTHING

ONE IS A BEAUTIFUL PETITE INDIAN GIRL

ONE IS A HOT BLONDE THICK LESBIAN

ONE IS A HOT SLIM STRAIGHT PALE BRUNETTE GIRL

AND THE LESBIAN AND BRUNETTE GIRL FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME AND JUST YESTERDAY THE LESBIAN HAD HER HANDS UNDER THE GIRL'S ASS CARRYING HER AROUND THE ROOM AND GOD DAMN IT I KNOW THEY HAVE TO HAVE FOOLED AROUND OR EATEN EACH OTHER OUT

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOFAP WHEN I AM SURROUNDED BY THIS ON A DAILY BASIS

Do you work at General Pants

There are LITERALLY no benefits of nofap
NONE

Noporn on the other hand...

Hey man, 1 fap every 2 weeks seems like a good ratio. A lot of dudes do it 1 or 2 times every DAY. You did well. Don't put yourself down over it.

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fuck one of them
masturbation is not sex in general

No more constant short dopamine rushes that dulls your brain. Fapping to porn can also make your dick go soft when you're about to have real sex. And if you're sitting in front of a computer when you're fapping your brain makes the connection between sitting in that position and having a boner.
This is partly true. You can watch porn 24/7 but if you don't fap to it it doesn't affect you.

Stop fapping to porn and learn how to use your imagination firstly.

do you think the fact that i only watch girls peeing, it would make a girl run away if i asked to go to the bathroom with her and watch her pee

not being a loser

Before fapping
>Damn I've been doing good lately. I haven't cum in weeks. I deserve it
Day after fapping:
>Why did I do that last night..now I'm going to feel slightly off for a few days. Never again.

I went 83 days with no problems then broke it and now can't stop fapping. I'm going back on it now but it feels so much harder than before

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I'm gonna jerk off right now, thanks for reminding me

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Just broke 2 weeks streak as well but with imagination, anyways I’m going back to no fap right away , any books recommendations to keep my mind busy? (preferably psychology books)

I got my gf drunk and she peed in nny mouth a couple of times in the shower.
Would've been more but turns out women get stagefright too lol. Literally felt like busting after the first swallow though.

>trying to convince guys to masturbate so you can watch
Raisins, you know.

I know a lot of people recommend the easy peasy method or hack book. it's a good read, but incredibly long and very convoluted, but within some sort of reason...

this. it's the chemicals in your brain.

fuuuuuck. mgmt consultant is legit.

I didn't know Jow Forums is a bunch of horny simpletons. I haven't fapped in over a year

>daily reminder that God loves you for the effort you put in to better yourself and your environment
>daily reminder to not lose your courage because you're literally going against years and years of momentum
>daily reminder that with every minute you dont dwell in filth, your brain is healing
>daily reminder that the people in your life deserve the best version of you.

You deserve the best version of you. Keep going.

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We can agree that every one is different,but fuck if that book is not black magic. I was not even half finished when I suddenly lost all urges. Tried a couple of time to stop before, couldn't even do 5 days (even while on vacations with friends / family).

I'm now in my 2nd week, not once having an urge. We're all going to make it.

sites.google.com/site/hackbookeasypeasy/home/preface

Its basically the hormones released, right?

Like if my girlfriend is making out with me and playing with my nipples as I jerk myself to finish, my body will treat it differently than if i'm alone in my room jerking it to fetish porn with the lights off

Say hello to prostate cancer.

The only time I don't cum in my gf is when I want to shoot her in the eye and hair. I normally do it when she has good clothes on or just washed her hair.

Absolutely fucking nothing except some unproven placebo bullshit.

Daily reminder that if you buy into nofap you're supporting that weird space in the Venn diagram where third wave feminism ("all porn is rape, even solo camwhores!") meets puritanical Christianity ("Touching yourself is adultery, son!").

Literally who gives a fuck? Fap if you want. Have sex if you want. Abstain if you want. Anything in excess can be harmful, even a moron knows that. Stop defining yourself by the frequency of your masturbation, it's weird. Nofap is veganism for your sex life.

Not him but I have done nofap for 140 days. You just get used to it after a while, but i think everyone should try to go for a long enough streak. It's a very positive experience.
Actually now that I think about it, every serious attempt at improving my life came after a serious streak. For example in this last streak of 140 days i have lost 16kg and went from /fat/ to skelly.

QEUSTION-
I'm trying this fap every 7.th day thing. But fapping now seems so,... Fucking low.. You know?
Porn seems off and fake. Been swimming in women who wanna do the thang but I'm trying to max out my natty test.
Will it stay higher with NoFap or with the 7 day bullshit I read here 2 3 weeks back. Something the chineese did a study of or something.

Help. wanna get Dat Natty High Test

Also ; I struggled HARD with NoFap and getting to this point, Been going ham at my meet since I was 11 probably, had internet, large selections of tv channels late at night and porn mags since Forever.

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i got (((circumcised))) at age 18 due to severe phimosis caused by scar tissue from a childhood dick infection. My foreskin was fucking tearing whenever I got an erection and it was painful as shit.

But basically ever since then i've had some difficulty cumming, on occasion. My girlfriend sucking me off feels good but never quite gets me there, and i require quite a bit of tugging that quite frankly her feminine body can't keep up with. A lot of the time i can cum BDNC but we've been using condoms.

So sometimes if I can't cum she lies on me, makes out with me and plays with my nipples and moans in my ear and shit while I jerk off.

So this just confirms what I always thought; nofap is only beneficial if you're literally addicted to pornography/masturbation. If you can have a functioning social/professional/personal life while jerking it, nofap will provide no benefits, because you masturbating isn't a problem.

Post pics

>Be on day 140 or so of nofap.
>Dream about putting a condom on a giraffe.
>Wake up with the biggest nocturnal emission in my life.

Jesus H. Christ, you dudes insisted fetishes would diminish under nofap.
Freud better have an explanation for this shit.
I'm so fucking sick of my brain.

Am at about 2 weeks now of not fapping to porn but have fapped to smut and just thoughts. Haven’t been craving jerking off as often and have gone for more days without the need to jerk off.

Is this a good way to ease myself into not fapping at all?

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A dream or... a prophesy?

I sense a safari outing in your near future, user, be wary.

I would advise everyone ITT to give less of a fuck about everything in life as a rule.

Not just fapping. Everything. Give less of a fuck. You'll do better and be happier. It helps to have a 2 or 3 beer buzz on 24/7 to facilitate this 'don'tgiveafuck' attitude.
No one who ever thrived or succeeded in life and their goals ever gave too much of a fuck about anything.
That's how you conquer entire landmasses. You just have to not give a fuck, thoroughly.
You have to be like 'yeah I'm gonna march an army through the Alps and fuck up the Romans, I don't really give a fuck mate'.

Act like an alpha.

>i got (((circumcised))) at age 18 due to severe phimosis
Brainlet. The circumcision was necessary given your circumstances. No one is against adult circumcision, given that it is your choice and if you have a severe medical condition. We're not talking about (((child circumcision))) here.

Wouldn’t that reduce your sperm busts in the future, or am I just stupid?

I needed this. Thanks user. May God bless you now and forever unto ages of ages.

bahaha this is amazing. The last time I has a wet dream I dreamt I fucked a pornstar, nothing so surreal as yours.

>That's how you conquer entire landmasses

you telling me to fuck fat girls?

>You have to be like 'yeah I'm gonna march an army through the Alps and fuck up the Romans, I don't really give a fuck mate'.
Maybe that's why he lost.

You're getting pussy 4 times a week, do the math

ask them out you pussy

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Just fuck them, you autist. I bet you bitch all time because you are fatso.

I'm 6 days in shooting for the 90 day reset.

I'm feeling really capable right now but I can't see myself never fapping again afterwards.

I like fapping. I just dont want to do it all day anymore.

But you go on R/nofap and those bitches are tellin me never to fap again. And do what? Get in a relationship with a bitch with more problems than me? Just for sex? Nah.

But I wanna fap AND be fit.

Man I am dealing with the same shit. Got to 31 days on my first try, thinking to myself
''This shit is fucking easy'' . Broke up with my gf, 'rewarded' myself by fapping. Next thing I now I was binging on porn, and now can't break 2 day streak. That first streak was like 2 months ago...

Do you guys view all porn to be the same, or do you only really look at straight guy-on-girl porn? The only porn I really watch are those "fucking machines" videos where a porn star uses a dildo machine on herself until she "squirts", or the occasional video of an amateur girl from plebbit or a cam site or manyvids from empornium masturbating.

Dreams sometimes have meaning.
>To see a giraffe in your dream suggests that you need to consider the overall picture. Take a broader view on your life and where it is headed.
>To see a wrapped condom in your dream represents your one-sided viewpoints. You are not allowing others to voice their opinions. It also symbolizes sexual possibilities.
>To see an unwrapped condom in your dream indicates sexual frustration. Additionally, it may also indicate that you are experiencing some anxiety about pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases.
It means you are sexually frustrated. Your dream tell you to either fuck a woman or rub it out.

dreammoods.com/

that'sthejoke.tiff

Where's the question?

have fun with prostate cancer

Get gf

Its true nofap gives you better skin

8 days

Ive been trying to get off this shit for 3 years now, the longest nofap i did was 3 weeks and everytime i attempt nofap again the recovery time is longer than before.

I have more experience now so its kinda easier since i know what stuff should i avoid to make this work, i think this is it boys.

>Day 8 of nofap
>Had sex with gf while hungry and sleep deprived
>Sexual performance was noticeable better than before despite being tired, she even commented on this
>Used to randomly get ED or cum too fast but this time had much better endurance and was able to go for several rounds
>Still wasn't perfect but I'm thinking it was because I watched porn without fapping for a while the day before
>No other superpowers yet but feeling fine overall

I'm definitely keeping this up. I think that the main issues are caused by having a porn addiction so I'll push for noporn as much as I can as well.

Reminder that nofap is a meme. The true cleanse is noporn. We say don't fap during the cleanse for the same reason you tell someone trying to quit smoking to avoid alcohol. One tends to lead to weakness and relapse of the other in addicts.

I can't keep my hands of my fucking dick to save my life, but I've been pretty good about staying away from porn.

sex is better for mental health. Although busting the occasional nut is good too for mental health.

broke a fucking 9 month streak, damn
and the day before the pentecost as well
at least i did it just to seeing female naked bodies, no actual sex

>tfw keep breaking my 1-2 week nofaps with tranny porn

This shit is honestly demoralizing. Even worse than chronic masturbating. It's doing serious damage to my dick and sex drive.

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what about watching porn of thick porn stars walking on treadmills while naked