Porn

About to break my streak of 4 and a half months.

Talk me out of it, or convince me to do it.

nah mate
she actually sounds retarded

are yo guysserious? come on she's an 18 year old product of trailer trash from a georgia trailer park. of course she's retarded

a woman's intelligence is irrelevant

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This is my future wife. Something about her vacant yet innocent whorishness, inbred cuteness and blown out roastie gets my taint tingling. I want to wake up everyday to burnt toast and orange drink in a pickle jar, even though I specifically requested orange juice just to make her cute little arbies stink even more mouthwatering by comparison than it was the night before.

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>3d

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stupid coalburner lmao then again what can you expect from niggerfuckers

he is white so definitely the cuck who watches

>wants a coalburner who does cuck porn for living
i assume you are white

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help

How has your nutsack not burst open? That shit is unhealthy. Close your eyes, imagine a woman in your life that you would like to boink, let your poor nuts loose my dude and do some crunches. I can get not busting for a week or so but that is just fucking retarded.
Maybe take some time off the net.

do some pushups faggot

Ahh yes the classic "I was born in 1985 or later when everything was in such abundance that I never had to go without, and I must be perfect; anyone who withholds a pleasure from themselves to feel deprivation is certainly base, and is not going to get in touch with the hyper-alert, hyper-masculine elements that their resource-starved forefathers shared, that they used to found the greatest country on Earth."

Don't you have a game of Overwatch to play, human cattle?

No porn > No fap.

Go to bed OP you've got mosque in the morning.

I have wet dreams like once every week so my nuts aren't bursting lad.

I have been taking time off the net, that's why I haven't been looking at porn. But I've been in a rut the past few days and my motivation is at an all time low.

I will.

I had a chick kinda like this a few months ago. Her IQ couldn't have been above 90. She was attractive, but also a massive slut, (told me she wanted to be a pornstar when she was a teenager etc), and dumb as fuck to boot.

This chick would do literally anything to get my approval & to try and lock down my commitment. She'd buy me shit, suck me off on demand, etc. She'd straight up pull out her tits in the middle on traffic & put my hands on em if I didn't pay her attention. I made a game of it and would tell her shit like "minus 20 points" whenever she did anything I disliked.

The mental health issues, daddy issues, dumbness, and neediness of thots like this make it hard to deal with em for too long though.

guys give it to me straight. how degenerate is it to watch not regular porn, but videos of girls peeing. not squirting, just legit peeing

C O P E
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Fuck a hooker then. A small one that you can throw around.

>"minus 20 points"
Thats fucking hilarious. I say to my gf when she's in a shitty mood, "oh so you don't want dick" and she squares right up but that takes the cake.

It's OK to masturbate, just not to porn. Four and a half months is quite the achievement though, and reaching half a year would be commendable. Take some deep breaths buddy, it's not the end of the world. Either way you will be fine, just use your imagination if you decide to do it.

t. the Lumière Brothers

i fucking wish

retards is all i attract and i cant stand them

stop watching porn

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start watching hentai

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He's not white, he's American.

Very degenerate

Pretty + stupid + nice are all the ingredients to make a perfect woman. Too bad they all get pregnant at 15.

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i watched the interview and holly shit, she is retarded.

>Those nofap cucks don't know what they're missing out on
Lad. Everyone jacks to porn, it's not like you're doing something special

Sounds coked out

>tfw don't watch normal porn
>rarely watch videos
>if i do its usually just a woman struggling in leather/latex and bondage
>usually just jerk it to pictures of vaguely dominant looking women in leather gloves/boots

True but watching porn is terrible for you.

>>>reddit