>Look like a shit ravaged hell hole >But im 6'5 and rich and have an aggresive face
>Dude in this bench next to his girlfriend looks up to me in wonder
>stand in the kiosk >Girl bumps into me says sorry >I just look through her thinking about something else >she upsetely says hey i am sorry >I say sure >she leaves upset with her roastie friends
>Stand on the bus >I look up >Everyone in the back gets quiet and looks at me >I pick up my phone and start talking to my friend Oli
>A girl behind me jumps startled when she hears my deep voice >Kek
I always lose it when delusional lanklets mistake disgust for 'mires
Isaac Lopez
person in your gif isn't mirin. He's telling a story about his deceased mother and she's empathizing. How autistic can you be?
Brody Phillips
>10:30pm, gym closes at 11 >Only guy in the gym, except for 8/10 receptionist with great tits >Walks around the gym cleaning up some dropped plates, etc >Glances at me often >Stand up out of bench >She gets close to me and fondles my chest >"Wow user, you've gotten a lot stronger" >Grabs my wrists and pulls me close to her >We're making out >"Your place or mine?" >Get out of gym >See couple of guys on the street that were up to no good >They started causing trouble in the neighborhood >I get in a fight and my mom got scared >And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
>I have one friend at most >chicks wanna fuck but I'm saving it >hair looks kinda weird >wasn't bullied except for being fat when I was a fat little boy >shout nigger constantly at home >daydream all the time about scenarios where I have friends >I don't think I'm obsessive though
>over 30 nvm, opinion discarded. Hold control and scroll up if this is too hard to read grandpa.
Aiden Allen
Just had one
Going into cafe with fresh cut in 'rich' part of town. Wearing shorts and normal top but enough to show off my sick cut for summer
Three qt American chick's coming out. At least 8s by normal standards They get super giggly and loud like they do when they want to be noticed I'm just there to order coffee desu but won't lie I was little excited They leave but keep looking back at my ass
The rsd 'you can have any 10 girl with the right attitude' meme is real. Too bad I'm looking for my number one
Nathaniel Moore
You've posted this before And the fact I recognise it makes me the sad cunt, I need to leave
Michael Lopez
fuck that image is me without the big eyes until a couple months ago when i lost my V card. i don't think its a mental illness though its just tendencies from many mental illnesses. basically means we need to clean our rooms and find some direction and goals in life
Logan Kelly
yeah well you're not even a real journalism
Jeremiah Allen
This is fucking dire
Wyatt Fisher
this is so badly done it hurts
Owen Turner
Fandango, is that you?
Ryder Morales
Within the past two weeks >friend to other friend: have you seen the size of him >girl1: you must be tensing (when feeling my arm) >girl2: you're soo pretty/peng/hot (several times at the club/in the morning) >Dad: are your muscles getting too big? Can see veins in them.
Isaac Taylor
I was never mired and guess that almost all of those stories are made up or I live in a completely shy country. I'm 186 cm, I weigh 90 kg, I dress good, I wash myself 2 times a day, my max. is 120 kg bench, 140 kg squat and 190 kg deadlift and I never got complemented or mired ever from females, only males seems to care about that, never females, not once.
Brandon Allen
Happened a few moments ago.
>get a smoke alarm activation call at an elderly care facility >pass by a bunch of nurses in my gear >feel eyeballs objectifying me and see them following me out of peripherals >one of the black nurses say "Das what I'm talkin' bout. Oh mah gah!"
This one happened a few weeks ago. >go to friends baby shower >after it's over, help them clean the place up >friend's mom says in spanish that she thinks i'm hot >asks me to unironically flex a cep for her and then feels me up >hfw she realizes that i can speak some spanish as a chino
>stopped at a red light on my motorcycle jamming out to music >qt puhtooters are in car next to me >they start trying to get my attention, waving and honking their horn >i pretend my music is too loud and stare straight ahead >autismisahellofadrug.mp3
Also at the baby shower >friend's sister asks why i don't have a girlfriend and then goes on to say what a great catch i was and how the world needed more guys like me >said there were a bunch of single girls at the party >tfw i kept dodging the question until she eventually gave up
>be 6'6", taller than op >make $500,000 with investment portfolio >work ~ 3 hours a day >hit the gym, girls always staring in wonder >gym shorts are italian silk, cost $6500 a pair >girls always trying to start conversations with me "uh-um a-are you almost done with that... sir...? haha you can p-probably lift it all day huh" >always staring at my bulge (9" aesthetic cut dick" >have had cardio bunnies suck me off in the gym on multiple occassions
>bald/goatee >finally started hard cut 3 weeks ago - face is no longer fat >dress like a dad: cargo pants/pullover hoodie >walking into restaurant yesterday >blonde 8/10 milf is coming out >awkward moment where she is holding the door for me and I’m holding the door for her >I hold for her >she is walking past me >I step to the side >she steps to the side next to me to touch my arm, smiles, and giggles
holy fuck - best mirin in years and I realize that being lean really is the key to it all, just don’t have a fat face
>actually 6'7 >poor >not good looking >fairly buillt >still get mires
Yep, wish I had the money y'all LARPing about having though.
Colton Stewart
wat is a baby shower?
Caleb Parker
No image has ever described me better. I'm pretty sure I'll die a virgin.
Dylan Ramirez
Not sure if IT I'm over 30. Should i not push on girls below 25? Today this 6.5/10 face 8/10 teen body 19yo would not stop leaning, touching her neck, smiling. I did nothing, she would initiate the chatting. But i feel like it's wrong. I remember when my early 20 yo crushes would fuck 30 yo guys without remorse. I should probably go some place and hate myself.
>my go-to workout is a bootcamp style thing >QT instructor talked to me for awhile thats all i got. I've been going for awhile so we already know eachother but we don't really talk.
Jace Bailey
When a woman is expecting a baby she'll host a little party and everyone brings gifts for the baby/mother to help them out.
But depending on who you ask it could also mean a bunch of guys standing around a new born and peeing on it. All semantics really.Probably.
Something about the bikes makes them go wild. Too bad our autism stops us from doing anything about it. >walking in the mall with my motorcycle gear going to buy my girlfriend (ex now) a present >booth thot sees me and starts asking for a ride and flirting with me >smile at her, but don't respond and keep walking >when i pass her again she does the same thing
I'm 6ft4 and 100kg. Good posture. People never act scared of me for no reason. They smile at me or try to be my friend.
You should stop brooding.
Lucas King
Lol very similar situation here. It feels like some people want to become MY friend. Gym regulars have initiated conversations with me 9/10 times and I now know pretty much everybody who trains at the same time as me.
Benjamin Torres
go full clinton on that ass, man, what the fuck are you doubting it for she wants it, you want it, go fucking get it
Jace Morales
>Jow Forums actually believes that guy is attractive by any womans standards and that he was being mired by a reporter lmao glad I'm not autistic
