>be me >30 y/o married male >waifu isn't wheyfu but she's good >try le /nofap/ meme >make a tinder account a day later >just wanna see if i still got it >start chatting up 40y/o roastie >she's meh but really talks dirty >start talking about all the way i wanna fuck her >end up dirty talking her for 2 days straight >start making plans in my head to follow through >literally can't sleep because thinking about fucking >decide fuck it >goto xhamster and throw on some milf porn >3 vids later i nut the biggest nut i nut in years >all urges to cheat dissipate >look at milfs pic >think she can lose 30lbs >block her
