Tfw no tall aryan mommy's legs to hug

I would love a tall dominant gf but she'd have to be E X T R A T H I C C amazon like pic related

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Yes absolutely. I'd love to date a girl that's like 5'9"

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She has more masculine shoulders:hips ratio than 90% of Jow Forums.

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My ideal woman is an Asian who is so fat she could eat me and still have room.

>get paid to do some bullshit coding promo to try and get girls into coding
>watch incels on Jow Forums sperg out because "the code isn't good quality" when in reality its purely because its an attractive woman encroaching on their self mastubatory safe-space

Go back to Jow Forums and discuss more mobile shit.

I think it would be fun to date a 6'2 to 6'4 woman if she was insecure, clumsy and submissive
Like wheyfus they would be "more to dominate" and a "bigger challenge"
But I've seen neither so I don't know their dating market value

It's not code at all.

>it would be fun to have more of a challenge but only if she was insecure and submissive

What? Thats the opposite of a challenge.

Ex-gf was 6'1" tall. Sex with tall girls is great but cuddling is kinda weird.

>if she was insecure, clumsy and submissive
Poor phrasing, of course she's going to be insecure, clumsy and submissive
It's just the opposite of going after shorter girls because you have a napoleon complex, if you catch my drift
That said I'm 6'0 and a king of manlets and nobody thinks about my height ever

Seconding That's not fucking code lol

>watch incels on Jow Forums sperg out because "the code isn't good quality"
That's your incel projection.
>an attractive woman encroaching on their self mastubatory safe-space
That's what the picture is actually about, Captain Obvious.

Also: it's not a paid promo but her own "self masturbatory" initiative.
Also: it's not "code" but a bunch of failed attempts to change a fucking directory.
Also: maturbation is "self" by definition, you brainlet faggot.

ugh ... she looks like a tall version of that Star Wars lady.

tall women have uglier faces than thicc small women. that's the problem with them

That's a big mom.

>"code"
10/10 bait

>oh fuck she looks tall
>188cm
KEK, when will women learn

her heels are giving her like 10cm lol

false..

Based brapp poster

Absolutely patrician
I dream of Karlie
>tfw no Klossy gf

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>TFW NO STICC GF

>630'0
She's a big girl!

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>thin
Gay

>tfw no tall bearmode gf

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gf is 5'10" (I'm 6'2")

honestly was a little intimidated by the fact I've only fucked shorter girls and I thought my dick would seem small to her, but the sex is great for both of us.

she's pretty Jow Forums too and it's kind of hot seeing a girl not afraid to eat half a pizza because it won't go straight to her gut.

Tfw no giantess gf

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>6'2
>logistically, anyone 5'10 or up would be best
>only interested in girls 5'4 and below
>who aren't really interested in a 1 foot difference

Thin is always better than fat aka thicc.

>it's kind of hot seeing a girl not afraid to eat half a pizza because it won't go straight to her gut.

I fucking love that, my gf is a ballet instructor/dancer and goes to the gym regularly, and is also like 5'7 (not super tall but quite a bit taller than average) and I can pig out with her without having to worry about her getting huge. We both diet together as well which makes it easier.

I can't fucking stand normie women with their fucking retarded diet strategies and who only eat salads

What are you talking about? All the

maybe I'm just projecting. The girl im interested in is 4'11 and I'm afraid that might be an issue for her

This picture is grist for a 5'13" vs. 6'0" meme.

Lol, in addition to the funny shit going on in the command terminal the program is some chapter 1 shit about how to concatenate strings and she is calling the concatenate_strings function on fucking "hello" and "world". That's actually even funnier than her fucking up the command line inputs.