*siiiiip*

Please don't ever post on a board that I'm browsing ever again

Turkish coffee after lunch is nice.

SHHHHHHILENCE.

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Hey, how did you know it was me?

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"For example, the blood vessels to your brain and lungs will constrict back to their normal size and those to your stomach will dilate."
So apparently coffee is a very complex drug, that constricts and dialtes all over the place. The more I read, the more I'm confused.

what's that? no, no, no... ssshhh.....
*sip* mmh, mmh.. no, not yet, wait...
*siiiP* mmh..... hmm? no, not yet, shhh

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Hi Mr Wagie, c-can I get a job?
*cries in neetcuck*

Shhhh *taps cups*

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Send me your CV after I've had my coffee.

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no jobbie until my coffee

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*sobs in NEETcuck*
b-but wagie
*gasps*

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quiet little NEETcuck, the wagie is sipping.

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heh, don't you have some energy drink to sip?
no, don't answer... shhh... mmh, *sip*, mmhm...

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dad is waiting in the car, he said just give a firm handshake

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Jow Forums-ing 1,3 dmaa sips

I just realized this thread is on Jow Forums and not r9k

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Honestly Jow Forums can't meme like this anymore. Holy shit I miss the good ol' days over there. It's a mob of squawking underaged newfags

Who do I send my CV to for jahb? Need sales work

Coffee chrocicaly raises cortisol, fucks up your sleep and your gut lining.

Fuck coffee.

>Shhhhhhhh

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This is amazing

the only thing worse than normal coffee drinkers is the "black coffee only" coffee drinkers.

*bang bang*

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can anyone explain this meme to me?

sorry sweaty, no talkie until coffee

Right after I'm done with my coffee sweetie.

It's a frog drinking coffee, and he doesn't want you to talk to him until he is finished.

*blocks ur first shot with coffee mug*
*elevated adrenaline keeps my vital functions running*
heh, not bad...
for a caffeine non-user!

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
siiiiiiippppppppp...oh yes my dear....siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppp....quite full-bodied indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...cinnamon I taste?......sip siip....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....siiiipppp....quite aromatic nutmeg yes very much so .....siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppp....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....instant creamer.....quite wet my dear....siiiiiipppppp...but of yes...this will do nicely....siiiiiipipppp.....please my dear....another cuppa if you please....nice a big now.... SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of grounds I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the siipp my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...Colombian origin?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sip.....siiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well coffee......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....single origin I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh I was not expecting that…that little talkie my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me sip this little one…just one small sip…..sip…ah….siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppp…and yet…so strong…yes…the texture….sip sip…hmmm….is that….siiiippp….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sip….a little whiff more if you please…..siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppp…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…siiippp….the best cuppa yet my dear….siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppp….yes….

I know its supossed to be fumny but the no talkie before I had my cofee just pisses me off.

shhh

*taps mug*

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Based

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shhhh

Black with up to one sugar is the only decent way to drink good coffee. Shitty coffee needs all the help it can get.