Dear Jow Forums bros

dear Jow Forums bros,

what is the best way to monetise a fitness instagram account with 100k follower?

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guys who go to the gym are actually a turn off to the girls. Guys who are fit are a turn on yes, but no girls will be turned on because you go to the gym

why would that be a turn off, i can udnerstand them not caring but a turn off?

>no girls will be turned on because you go to the gym
incorrect
if you're a gymcel you're right but if you are otherwise attractive then a girl will be attracted to almost anything you do

They want you to be fit from sports or just naturally, not from being a gymcel. Gymcelling is like cheating the natural selection process. You're a loser, but you're aping the appearance of a winner by using the gym as a cheat code.

tell this to that girl on the picture fag

well it sort of implies that a guy is narcissistic. I know that this will cause a ragefest here but its true

Remember those pics of zyzz getting his ass injected with steroids in the gym bathroom?
Remember how chestbrah was outed for fucking not even close to passable trannies, just dragqueens?
Remember those 2 two seperate webms of those women draping themselves on those geared up faggots only to be rebuffed humiliatingly?
Yeah, that's the reason.
Gym = gay or might be gay or a lifting autist loser to the average non gym going or athletic woman, and thtat's all of them.
Unless he's not all about the gym or is a brainless curlbro/athlete.
Welcome to reality.

She doesn't look particularly impressed buddy

>Hard work and self control are cheating

That's not a girl but a fucking goblin that's been awakened from it's 1000 year slumber

>8-10 hours masturbating with hunks of metal
>tard-rages or gets anxious when he can't get a session in
>autistically tracking everything that enters his mouth
>shunning real food because the macros aren't right

yes, the gymcel lifestyle is really "hard work"

They don't want some loser who has to dedicate his life to having muscles. They want CHAD who can eat PIZZA, can dominate the playing field in SPORTS in front of adoring fans, and doesn't obsesses over spending hours getting a "pump" in "gay church"

He means that girls at first glance prefer a guy who is "naturally athletic" because most of them don't realize everyone looks like shit without regular exercise. But yes, once a girl really likes you, you can pretty much have any hobbie you want and theyll like it because you like it.

If you have good genes, you'll look good from active hobbies that aren't autistic/quasi-homo like rec sports, cycling, climbing, calisthenics, etc.

An hour a day of exercise is good for health, not eating a elwhole pizza yourself is too.
If a grill can't see that she is a hard.

dear Jow Forums bros

can you please answer my question?!

just make a patreon and say you need help buying shit so you can give people better content, or ask for sponsorships and start shilling stuff

>durr ur gay do an expensive hobby that is far less efficient at making you strong and aesthetic instead of lifting homo
Top projection, my man

go ask biz you moron

Climbing, I'll give you. Any hobby is expensive if you let it but everything else I mentioned is cheap to start. An OK bike is like $200 used, though. Pull Up bar and rings for calisthenics is like $100, maybe another $100-200 once you get a belt and some weight or extra equipment. Rec sports are cheap as hell, and you can practice in a local park.

Compared that to $25, $50 every month for a gym. And if your diet is in check, all of those will get you strong and aesthetic if you're not a complete beta.

>also women
>plz respect us

You guys always show yourselves eventually.

I wonder who could be behind this post.

If you're a woman just ask for donations. Thirsty guys will give you money especially if you do softcore camming for them
If you're a dude then start shilling fitness products

You can get away with eating well and being active/playing a sport or just having a really physically demanding job while eating well.

Exercise is good, but it's not really needed if you walk the walk and your body shows it.

People who lift to pretend they live that kind of life are they kind of people that women don't want.
It's like a 2/10 with terrible body and inability to have children getting plastic surgery and lying about her fertility.

Shut the fuck up you retard, only fat cunts think you can get fit without going to the gym

Fuck off back to your incel containment unit

How am I an incel again?
Stop using words you don't understand because they are hip.

Ok, fatass.

yeah man girls are totally into dudes that lift boxes for minimum wage for a living

Going to the gym is something that CHAD does to improve performance at an actually attractive physical hobby/sport. Maybe 2-4 hours a week, depending on the season and what he's got going on. Volume is roughly equivalent to what a gymcel would call a DYEL routine like the Texas Method, 5/3/1, BFS, etc. If he's inconsistent, no big deal since it's just secondary.

Just lift, brah

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>Just
Left just needs to get rid of that beard and he'll be passable

he pretty clearly grew that beard to try and cover up his shitty jawline

This has been discussed here before and we came to the conclusion that only American girls believe this. Canadafag here and as long as you're not a DYEL you can brag about going to the gym to girls and get mired pretty easily.

That's not true.
In other countries fitness is a part of daily masculine pursuits.
The fag agenda and business interests have co-opted this pursuit and denigrated it because it's bad for business. Respectively.

No I'm not kidding.
Ghetto workouts movnat basic calisthenics and just hanging out lifting weights then drinking beer and watching game and just being fit and active?
Pushed as toxic masculinity, sexist, and homosexual, and lots of thirsty loser cunts or dykes with dick envy try to break those things up.
No, I'm not kidding.

well now he just looks like he's a young ugly lincoln

So play a sport as well as lifting if you're that insecure about it, sports are fun. That way you can lift to get better at the sport

Is incel the new cuck/onions/whatever? WTF is it? You multiple gendered, 17 pronouned retards are getting out of hand...

>once a girl really likes you, you can pretty much have any hobbie you want and theyll like it because you like it.

Why do people not understand this?

i have a girl who really likes me

i can fart in her face, punch her, kick her and she still suck my cock like there is no tomorrow

this is something you fucking incels will never experience

>They want CHAD who can eat PIZZA, can dominate the playing field in SPORTS in front of adoring fans, and doesn't obsesses over spending hours getting a "pump" in "gay church"
LITERALLY WHO??????FUCK even comic superheroes can be seen training and they are god-chads.Shut the fuck up you beta incel

lmao incel is my pronoun dude don't insult me like that

Shill worthless supps, of course.

>comic superheroes
>Chad

I saw the guy on the right workout in my gym once lol, had a personal photographer take pictures of him in between workouts while he flexed and danced his gay little dance.
It was the most flamboyant shit ive ever seen this is what instagram and zyzz brought us

but he still slay more pussy with his chad dance than you incel fag

Not an incel but he probably does.
I bet he sucks almost as much cock as you do tho

Start taking pictures with captions
>please guys, I need to eat tonight
>found some pizza crusts on the ground, not enough tho :(
All while looking fit as fuck

guy on the right is seriously the perfect man...wow