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Bump

Why?

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Always loved that. He gives no fucks at all. Just straight up says he don't like fatties. I was told Asia in general is very harsh on fat people. Wonder how true this is

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Use a guy who didn't use roids and it would be more relatable

Fuck this bitch.

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>small doors

My sides

I always forget about her response, always a good laugh.

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is no one else turned on by this? holy shit I want to squeeze her thighs

I had the urge to snack but then I looked at this.

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>tfw no one looks at me the way that lard looks at that ranch

KYS you chubby chasing faggot

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I also want to squeeze her thighs
With my dick

How did she even get these pants on? Must have been a massive pain

>chocolate with cheese
What the fuck?

>comic only depicts an overweight person having sex with someone that’s average size
Pottery.

>Chris Chan
>making a fist with the thumb tucked
It's so good

kek

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I'm shocked CWC hasn't killed Xirself yet

rhetorical question: do fat women have no fucking shame?

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None at all.

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I would kill myself if that man were me

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>Milkshake still in the blender
Is there any hope for humanity left bois

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That is extremely sexy desu

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Chris will probably wait until Barb croaks and he runs out of money

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>censored
I want to be angry but I didn't want to see it again anyway.

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His "trolls" keep donating him money, because many of them are arguably almost bigger faggots than him.

>this thread

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>thought the spilling over of her armpit/shoulder? flab was due to her shirt
>it wasn't

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How tf are his arms that thin when hes fat like that?

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>Being so fat only half of you fits on a swing

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Subtle.

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Nobody could have imagined that this was probably CWCs peak.

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Came to confess my sins. This cheat day I have so far devoured an entire diced, fried sweet potato, two blueberry muffins, a breakfast waffle sandwich with bacon, a frozen dinner of cheese ravioli, a bunch of pineapple, milk coffee, and it's not even noon yet. Yesterday I had ramen, which already constitutes my cheat day, but today I was a glutton.
I'm eating chicken and greens for most of my calories for the rest of the week. I feel like shit and I have a headache now. I can't even work out because I'm injured.

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>big tiddies
>not huge arms
Would fug.

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Hamlet

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>Turn around,finally fed up
>Grab my $300, go buy a pack of smokes, get into my beat up wrecker and get to the airport
>Buy a cheap ticket to any exotic destination
>Fly there, becoming a basket weaver or a fisherman or tending a beach bar

Fuck this life, this is what I would do

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TETSUOOOOOO

That arm looks healthy.

Somebody post the edit pls

I just pray they don't have kids.

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>many of them are arguably almost bigger faggots than him
kiwifarms is full of the biggest most pathetic faggots I've ever encountered online.

five sets of keyboard until failure
three sets of drawing autistic cartoons until failure
one set of shame and flailing about on the internet until failure
Remember to never get up from your chair during the first two

>yfw the candy is not for the fans

Wow this is sad.

Did the Mythbusters ever do an experiment on how fat someone would need to be to stop a bullet?

>this happened

>tfw no austrian doctor responsible for roiding german paratroopers to roid you at your gym so you can become übermensch at the age of 27.

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youtube.com/watch?v=shbxUe-S2V8
Seriously.

Two fupas ;_;
Ewwwwwwwwwww

How is she not scared she will break it.

This is the end
My only friend
The end

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Goddamn that made my day.

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Uh, sauce?

Clips 4 sale
Not even for free

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This pic reminded me that I want Anvil's White Rhino to be played at my funeral. Probably because it was so boring that my mind wandered to a more interesting topic instead. This ugly comic is a mix of cope and cry for help. "Find me attractive for your own good". "I only listen to people who say things I like". "Brainwash yourself into liking me". What a sack of shit.

I remember back around 2007 and Dezzy posted on Jow Forums lmao.

>that squat form
Mirin'

better version

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I think so yeah. Iirc they determined that nobody is fat or muscular enough to stop a bullet

nice

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Always wonder why there is a ghost of a chinese boy in this pic