Do fit guys eat pussy?

i wish i could
been a year and a half without pussy
kill me

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>eating ass with no prep

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Stop it. I can only get so hard.

Been 20+ years without pussy buddy

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Yeah but if I do I expect deepthroating as the reciprocated act.

You sure you're attracted to women?

If you're having sex with girls who don't shower beforehand you need to really up your standards a bit. The butthole is tasteless, I love sucking on her asshole and putting my tongue inside.

Half the time they tell me they never knew their ass could get horny and we end up doing anal. I thought anal was normal but half of these 20ish year old chicks have never done it before, probably because nobody has ever gone down on their hot little ass before.

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eating pussy is literally no gains
i suck dicks only because you get protein afterwards

I really hope the things you are saying are true

Please tell me you are 20 user.

I advise it. The hottest sex of my life has usually involved eating the girl's ass at some point during the act.

>yes even morning sex.

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Book an escort.

>butthole is tasteless
>proceeds to go inside

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>If you're having sex with girls who don't shower beforehand you need to really up your standards a bit.

but a woman's smell is one of the best parts!

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Is that fronk

yes

kek no

Society is pushing the eating ass/anal meme so that guys are more likely to do butt stuff with guys

This is unironically the way to go

youtube.com/watch?v=OORBq7YoiQU

I can only imagine the horrible diarrhea you must have after.

Easting puss is one of my favorite things. I believe it oughta precede all sex. Getting a girl sqyirming before i even slip in.

Also i love the taste

wtf is he doing

I love chowing box

>eating something completely filled with estrogen instead of sucking pure masculine energy from a dick

Sprinting while drinking whiskey and smoking a pack of cigrattes

I have no doubt "Jow Forums" guys eat pussy but CHAD certainly does not. Sure the woman can receive pleasure from oral but its a submissive act where she stands above you and you obediently lick the hole where her piss comes out of. She might ask you do to it but subconciously she's going to lose respect for you and become less turned on as a result of how beta and eager to please you are. Instead you should be a testosterone fueled fuck machine who derives no pleasure from having his face in her smelly cunt and instead ignores her, takes controls, flips her over and fucks her because that's what CHAD wants.

Eat ass after a shower, making sure she pays attention to her brap dispenser. She'll still have her scent there after cleaning it. Bon Appetit
t. 12 year ass eating veteran

I don't believe in past life bullshit but that image describes just about every phobia I have. Brrrr.

Four years here

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I only do it if i really love her. For me it's sort of a gay emotional shit, but I like it.

>ate out a bunch of sorority girls in college

I shutter thinking about alll the second hand dicks I’ve sucked

good luck bro, without that brief pussy a year and a half, i waited like 8years

Current 18 yo gf has the most beautiful innie pussy of any girl I've been with and was a virgin before me. I can eat that pussy for days.

>30+ year old virgin
>first time with a girl
>go to town on that pussy
>squirts and feel her quiver and grabs my head as she moans like a dying walrus

Guess I’m a natural

>lick the hole where her piss comes out of
Are you sure you've seen a vagina before?

>was a virgin before me

Is that what she told you

>10 minutes of ass eating
dude water u doing

yes i lick pussy but mostly just as an excuse to suck her urethra and get a little piss in my mouth

Would boy ass taste different than girl ass?

>asian girl who just got here 3 months when I met her
>could feel how tight she was the first time, had to start extremely slow and couldn't even get my whole dick in until like the 4th time we fucked
>there was even some blood on my sheets
Yeah I'm pretty sure user :^)

>not holding her up upside down by her waist to eat her out and have her gag on your cock
>missing out on all of those bicep and delt gains
user...

Back to Jow Forums

fat chicks dont count user.

The woman's gouche has a different smell then the male gouche but the asshole is mostly the same if the boy has had gay anal experience it will be even cleaner.

I love eating ass and pussy. There's nothing emasculating about it. It gives me pleasure to give someone that much pleasure.

I do but she never asks for it or seem to enjoy it as much as penetration.

>squirts

lying on the internet are we?

>muh jenovah convention
I would have gassed and mortar'd any tunnel, fuck literally giving up your position

My guy. Same here.
She refused when I wanted to at first because only one partner before me was able to make her orgasm through cunnilingus.
And it was a girl.
And she only succeeded once.

Three months in and I lick her on my terms,she never asks, making her lose it pretty much everytime (I ain't a robot, can't be perfect all the time).

Ah yes. It must relate to the jew plot, am I correct?

at least it counts as lifting

She’s a fit Asian chick

Do tell more

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I wouldn’t admit being a 30 year virgin

Fuck I want to eat pussy again. The last time was a month ago and I ditched her because she was an evangelist fanatic and jesus was cockblocking me every step of the way.

tfw virgin and hear the same basic stuff about eating pussy where you just kinda suck or lick around the clit and put a few fingers in and it sounds easy i guess but you know if you ever tried it you would fail pathetically

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Thats the funny part about these niggers that eat ass. No matter how clean looking it is, there will always be micro fecal matter theyre eating.

Best sex you can have is getting sucked off, chowing box and making her cum with slow deep thrusts. Keep going so she stays in heat, groping her all over, building up intensity so you cum together.

Also yes, everyone should enjoy giving oral. Even eating ass when the moment is right.

Eating pussy is disgusting and I lose trust for anyone who says they enjoy it or do it for any other reason than wanting badly to stick it in her after.

>don't like eating pussy
>have to because I am a premature ejaculator

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>The butthole is tasteless

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You’re a piece of shit

enjoy your siphilis

Yes.

I love to eat pussy, getting a girl to climax from oral is like a 100% guarantee from my experience.

I have a fetish for latina women. Somehow my awkward balding self (NW4) managed to hook up with a thick latina (immigrant from Honduras) MILF on Friday. Her pussy was super tight and it hurt when I put 2 fingers in there. Went down on her within 2 minutes of getting her in my bed. I had her moaning and squirming as my tongue sloshed around in her tight soaked pussy. I had her legs twitching and she let out an audible "ay Papi yes yes more". Eating pussy is super hot and women love it, only homosexuals refuse to eat pussy.

Hopefully she comes back wanting more. I was very tired that day from a long stressful week of work and couldn't cum.

i never understood eating ass. so all you do is just lick around/on top of the asshole over and over? and please tell me people who eat ass have the person shower extremely well beforehand, dont tell me people pick up girls from a bar/club/tinder/daycare and go right into eating their ass

>tfw skinny white guy with huge latina fetish but too autistic to get one

Only if the pussy's worth it user. Eating out is a good jaw exercise but not all wamen are worth it. I love it but save it only if we're in an exclusive relationship. Don;t be a nigger, eat those who are worth your time

Only period pussy for the extra proteins.

I'm not sayijg that don't enjoy eating puss but all the Betas here that are acting super eager to are pathetic

This guy gets it

>find a tunnel entrance
>put a boulder on the top and move on

Who cares what’s inside? If they can’t get out they’re not a threat.

I agree with user. Book an escort or find an 8/10 hooker. I'd advise not to eat their pussy/ass unless you're that horny.

You're obviously retarded. I've been eating ass before it was the norm. If you're having sex with someone, you gotta do their whole body user. Don't be a retard

This. It’s scientififually proven that menstrual blood increases test for up to two hours after ingrstionnation

How do you do it ? Give us techniques ?

Eating ass should be just like a cheat meal. Every once in a while. Eating her box is totally recommended on a frequent basis. Don't spoil them with oral, anons. They should also do some work for it. starfishes don't deserve it

how do you eat pussy

stop i can only become so erect

fag

why would you eat that instead of normal food

this is what mass shooter incels actually believe

i have to agree. Most niggers here think that a chad is a selfish cunt who only has sex only using his dick. Chad is more than that. Chad has the whole package. Not only he's handsome as fuck, he fucks like a proper man. Eating out your woman is one of the chaddest thing a man can do

Try this

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no, we don't. If you can't make her cum with her dick and hip strength, try doing heavier squats and hip thrusts, fuckshit.

Search nina hartley pussy eating in jewhub if serious

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Fronk things

I know this feel.

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wrong. I did that once and got a mouthful of those little balls of toilet paper.

Only girls I know personally and if they're clean