How does one court a woman?

It's just being condescending. It all acts on the basic principle that girls want what they can't have. Making yourself appear to be uninterested in a girl drives her evolutionary desire to achieve better genes (what she can't have)

The most important step is tge first. You must find out if she's still a maiden.

Bulli them
Not bully
Bulli

these
but autists take not

you gotta be funny and nothing else matters

how do you actually dm a instagram slut into sexting

Step 1:
>ask her if she has a dick

How does one do that?

My bro is 5'8 and the funniest dude I know. Has had as many girlfriends as my NFL cheer leader friend has had boyfriends.

A fat 4/10 ghosted me after I smashed her a few different times. I want to smash more and have no other options atm

If I insult her will she respond?

I think she'll be back soon when out of school for summer and she has to drive an hour to see me, so don't want to ruin an investment

1.) work on yourself 2.) stop hating them 3.) start talking to women once you've stopped hating them. I say this because once you stop hating women, you will be able to pick better ones

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This how is how it's done fellas.

Its all a numbers game my friend just be confident

I think the "negging" meme is just that some guys are such boars that they don't know how to not go for what they want, meaning they give off "confident and masculine" vibes to women. You can be confident and masculine without being a jerk though; for most people it probably works a lot better.

It's a push and pull situation. You don't want to be a jackass, but you also don't want to be a total pushover nice guy either.

not always true. i've been a "funny guy" my whole life, easily able to make people laugh including girls, been told a lot including by girls how funny or "witty" i am, how i should be a comedian, coming to me for humor when they are feeling sad. not like a clown having pre-made jokes, just making observations about things around us. 25 year old khv

>tfw i wouldnt say i bully girls, i just sort of tease them about things they say or do or whatever in conjunction with the above
>still no sex in my life

this is just life as a short skinny ugly kike (literally jewish) like me

I honestly don't know. Every girl I've dated seemed to pursue me.

you seem like you might be angry toward women. you have to get over that.

>this is just life as a short skinny ugly kike (literally jewish) like me
>self loathing hymie

Looks like Reddit is leaking again

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>Jow Forums does nothing but despise jews, blame everything on jews, want jews holocausted again
>i hate being jewish
>fit: oh look another self loathing jew what a reddit retard

Quit shitting up my thread you hooked nose faggot

>im the victim aaaaaaa
this is why people hate jews

no people hate the jews because they are all richer and more power and successful than you or anyone in your family lineage has ever been so you play the victim card and blame them for all your problems in your life

>the Jew cries out in pain as it strikes you

Let's take a moment and ask Ray. Ray has some tips and tricks that might help a fellow just like you!

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Just stare at her until she notices you

be goodlooking, everything else is cope

But once she does she calls the police, Pajeet.

Rip her panties off, put them on yourself, poop in them, and then force the pooped-in panties back on her body. Even if she says no after that, you still got to touch her panties and maybe even her butt.

based samefag poster

kinda unrelated to OP buT

> have a gf currently
> very happy with her
> work with her and one of her childhood best friends
> im cool with her best friend, we joke around and mess with each other sometimes
> best friend sometimes feels my pec as a joke
> was being touchy feely in particular today, squeezing and touching my bicep/chest often
> i make a comment about it, she shrugs it off, saying that im small and weak anyways
> realize how much of a primal urge i have to decimate her pussy with my throbbing cum-filled sexual instrument
> id never cheat on my gf, so i told her about the situation, she laughed but seemed upset
> hope this doesnt hurt their relationship

what do

poor you.

fitness

banter with her and she doesn't banter you back she is not in the same mindset as you

This is what you get for being the funny guy. Making women laugh is a meme. I mean, their sense of humour is shit anyway. Drop that shit and work on your appearence for a while.