Be a male

>Be a male
>Love squats
>My favorite lift
>Rep 160kg
>Get told by faggots a lot of the time when I'm at work "i have a gorgeous ass, or a beautiful ass"

And homos wonder why they are hated.

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>Being upset that you're getting compliments on a body part that your enjoy doing.
>Letting ego get in the way of receiving love

Sodomy is not love it is self-hatred and sickness

good job for squatting 160kg for reps man, thats my 1rm

keep it up, keep me posted, looking forward to more progress updates

>Accepting a compliment means you will take a dick in the ass!!

Shut up liberal faggot

This whole post is just a humblebrag about your ass.
If your ass is so great then prove it.

>humblebrag

No it's not you autistic faggot, you don't go up to women and tell them nice tits / ass. It's amazing how you homos don't realize why you get your jaws smacked.

They're not really hated that much anymore if you live in the first world. Also they're a tiny subset of the population, so I don't see why you're getting so butthurt.

>They're not really hated that much anymore if you live in the first world

.t fag

You sound closeted as fuck, my dude

>it's all one person my dude
>trust me

Dumb homo

>go to gym
>usually finishing the day with a leg press means I'm on my phone and kinda spacing out
>squat rack right in front of me
>space out but stare at his butt
>he looks up at the lowest point of his squat
>I remember there's a mirror and I was probably looking like I was taking pictures of his ass
>we both blush but I make this inhuman whimper of shame
>I kinda panic and do vague pantomimes to show him I didn't do anything
>never return to gym because I'm too embarrassed

If I was a dude I would've lost my teeth.

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The fact that you would reject mires just because its a dude proves youll never make it

tits or gtfo

>I'm on my phone and kinda spacing out
Dumb whore, never gonna make it.

You read over that I'm finishing the day. Leg presses are relaxing and need no attention so I can just coast after a day's [workout].

Wow you rep child weight congrats

How big of a brainlet can you be?
Who the fuck does ANY exercise why being on the phone?
>hurr durr whats mind muscle connection

>brainlet can't multitask

Dude you have been raped!
You need more feminism to stop this. Cat calling is rape!

lol keep your phone in the lockers during your sessions since gym is private time

Enjoy the complements you faggot, think how grills feel all the time. And this

grills actually like a good ass

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Okay but why do you work in a place with so many faggots? Are you a fucking airline hostess or something?

>Only lifting for about a month
>Getting told I look bigger/wider/manlier by multiple people

Holy shit, this feels good bros, but I'm just getting started.

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> someone calls you attractive
> "Oh wow rude"

Fucking kill yourself OP

Look at this humblebragging faggot.
Post pic or you're just larping.

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>a fag calls my ass nice
>then pulls out
And homos wonder why they are hated.

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Post boipucci.

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>squatting just lmao2pl8 for reps
>quads and ass are already too big for my trousers
Just how juicy can a man's ass get?

Don't get too exited.
Your trousers are just too small.

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For a natural? Probably about 42" glutes and 28 inch thighs at around 12% body fat.
These are the max measurements of early American body builders but they had access to some steroids, at least 1935 onward.

The size doesn't matter as much as proportionality. Plenty of fat people have big asses, far bigger than body builders, but they are fat everywhere so it doesn't look so big.

>caring what other people do with their genitals

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