Be servercuck at a restaurant

>Be servercuck at a restaurant
>Lift before going in to work, since it's a short shift
>They hired a new hostess
>She's chubby, 10 more pounds would make her fat
>HUGE TITS, PHAT ASS
>Wore loose clothing to hide it, but you can still tell
>Talk and flirt with her a bit, she's pretty receptive
>Urge to mount and breed her
>Chad coworker notices this, asks if I'm into fat chicks now

I don't know what to do brehs. I want to smash but I don't want to be known as a chubby chaser (word gets around fast)

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NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME?

>milk aircraft carrier has just been detected by radar

fuck your story. who is this bitch

"Sweet dreams are made of this, who am i to disagree?"
Take the plunge my dude.

(file)NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Do what you want man who gives a shit

>caring if some normies will call you a chubby chaser
pathetic
also who is she

It's Codi Vore.

You should fuck your coworker into submission and then make him watch you fuck the girl.

>but I don't want to be known as a chubby chaser
Who gives a shit what others think

that’s a brad move. chads wouldn’t give a flying fuck about who someone else bones.

Be a man

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>Letting your ego stop you from obtain a Slampiggy

>I want to smash but I don't want to be known as a chubby chaser (word gets around fast)
Are you a woman?

Really gonna let Chad play you like that brah? Get the fuck in there pussy

Too be honest as much as I love looking at flat stomach, low bf hoes online.

I cum hardest inside females that jiggle everywhere with every thrust.

Put it in her OP, what's Chad gonna do? Make fun of you for fucking a phat ass?

>servercuck at a restaurant
>Chad coworker

uhh im pretty sure being a servercuck disqualifies you from being chad

Were you always this autistic or this this shithole do it to you?

>I find girl attractive
>She finds me attractive
>Better ask Jow Forums what to do

Reminds me of when I was 16 and waiting for a local restaurant.
>I was pretty juicy, especially for a teenage manlet
>my manager made me work with this thicc college age redhead
>Everytime we'd be close i'd charm the fuck out of her
>Clearly wants to be pounded raw dog for 6 hours
>get fired before I could pull off the sub-zero fatality

this.

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just do it in faggot

t. never been to a restaurant

You guys have convinced me. I'm going in.

I'm not very experienced, are there any positions I should avoid because of my not-big dick and the fact she's chubby? My dick is 5.5" in length and girth.

put your balls in her mouth

don’t shave for a month before this

codi vore

Was basically in the same boat as yours OP. Hell, even similar sized dinks. Chubby jap coworker with really nice assets.
Fucking against a wall is basically out the window. Same thing with spooning and amazon positions. Most other positions are pretty ez though.

Doggy is best for fat chicks, watch the fucking ripple with every thrust.

>face of a 12 year old
>body of a thick sexy milf
THIS IS VERY CONFLICTING..

no its genetic superiority

1. put a pillow under her ass in missionary, placement is somewhat important, it should be closer to the small of her back than it should be her thigh

2. with her laying flat on her face, penetrate, make an effort to constantly adjust your body angle up higher on her ass so your pushing into the front of her vaginal wall with the strokes, you'll be passing across her g spot

1. is a bit more passionate type
2. is a bit more rough type

go with the mood

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This guy fucks

>my not-big dick
>dick is 5.5" in length

A 5.5 inch dick is objectively average to below average.

Nigger is literally taking moral advice from Madonna.

Don't listen to your primal urges unless they are healthy for you, don't be an idiot.

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How do I become a chad from a brad? I am insecure about what people say even though i think their opinions are below me for most matters

AYOOOOOOOOOO MILK TRUK ARIVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE ARE SENSITIVE PEOPLE

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kek

>Not being at least 7 inches on a taiwanese frog balooning forum
Never gonna make it