Be 31 yr old Jow Forums virgin

I didn’t miss out young love and I still haven’t got my dick wet in almost 7 years.

I didn't pay them for sex, I paid for companionship. What we did with our time was our business as legal adults.

$110 per date, they wanted more but I always negotiated a lower rate and it was either me or guys much older or fatter than me.

right sure, so what sites did you find em on?
how many dates did it usually take? or were they mostly willing to put out on the first?

>hey guys did you know there are women who will have sex with you if you pay them
>31 btw

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sugar arrangement

Seeking arrangement user.

fuck man you could have jumped on steroids, get a few plastic surgeries and generaly looksmax if you are THAT thirsty
fuck what a waste of money

doesnt seem like a waste to me.

i dont understand what this thread is about

Based

you could hire a really fucking hot prostitute for 110 plus whatever the date cost you fucking mongoloid

those things wont fix your social skills tho

no you’re right literal prostututes are the only way to go

Why didn't you just get some hookers lol

In the netherlands you can get hot bitches for 50 dollars

>hot prostitute
>110
With STDs maybe. how old are you?

a date is easily 60 bucks or more, go look the amount of escorts for that much.

if sugar babies were cheaper than escorts then literally everyone would be using them dipshit

how old are you?

Paying for someone to allow you to put your penis inside them for a little bit while they cry from how sad their life is
Vs.
Attracting a hot girl who begs you to fuck her again and again

I don't know what you'd call the first one but it's not really sex, you're still a virgin

Idk mate, people trading resources for sex is a huge turn off for me. Even when I would make an absent minded gesture, like buying a gift on a whim, getting “rewarded” with sex isn’t very gratifying

>31
>boomer

?

You're obviously an imbecile younger than 18. Cheap escorts in the US charge $200 and under. With such low prices and the lack of regulations, imagine the stds they carry. Human trafficking is also a thing plus the fact that its illegal and you can spend a lot of time in jail if you get caught.

Another thing is that sugar daddy relationships have been a thing for a while now. So obviously the people that have the money and want to, use sugar relationships. Your entire post screams "underage imbecile poorfag" to everyone who has common sense on this site.

It only gets worse too. All the women who actually have their shit together usually end up with men in decent positions in life. So once you hit 30ish all the available women usually have a kid from some fuck who bailed. Not that kids are a dealbreaker, but you're never going to have their exclusive attention. The kids are the first love, in the best case scenario you're someone else they also love. But still second.

kek fuck off this board kiddo even in the phillippines its not that cheap

>So once you hit 30ish all the available women usually have a kid from some fuck who bailed
I don't know why you're mentally restricting yourself to 30 yr old women when you hit 30. 18-25 single women will always be available no matter how old you get to be.

I agree with you in principle and absolutely keep options open. But in my experience the younger ones are busy going after the fucks I described above. The ones who make a kid and then bail.

Also, going 5+ years younger than yourself is hard. The stereotype that girls go after older guys is either wrong or going away.

It is that cheap in Amsterdam though. 200 bucks will even get you one of the more premium bitches

>Also, going 5+ years younger than yourself is hard.
Can you elaborate on this? I have a very high tolerance for people, more than others that I know.

>people trading resources for sex is a huge turn off for me
That's life. Just Kys if it really turns you off that much fag

maybe

so you are still a virgin? even those that are married or have a gf are doing those things

You're going from one extreme to another. Most girls at the 18-22 range would date a fit, good looking guy all the way to 45 yrs. From then 22-30 yr old women wouldn't mind dating someone older than 45 if he was rich. That's the way women operate.

>tfw experiencing teenage love 10 years late
I don’t deserve to be this lucky, I wish all you guys could feel this feel.

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that's gross dude

Nigger find a gf already

>Sugar daddy sites

That's a thing? Why not regular old escort sites?

Not as gross as paying for a glorified escort.
That being said I think it was a good experience for OP, you gotta be with a few women so you know what to look for and not to look for in future when looking for a wife. Also it helps be less nervous around girls.

>Not as gross as paying for a glorified escort.
no, your is worst than what OP did. who the fuck dates underage girls?

This is a loser prostitution thread. Who made what? What was the recipe?

>28
>going to propose to gf
>our relationship is constantly improving
>lift together [not all the time, I need me time too, and time with the lads]
>gf isn't some whiny snob
>we go to Mass together
>offers to cook me food whenever she is over
>realize all the "teenage love" stuff was absolute trash
>not one of those girls ever want me
>all they wanted was attention
>all just wanted commitment free, responsibility free """love""" from anything on two legs with a pulse
>Jow Forums has deluded who knows how many men into thinking teenage """love""" is somehow desirable
>there are men on Jow Forums in the current year here to wallow in self-pity

When did you guys stop being bitter and realize growing the hell up, taking on some responsibility, and lifting weight in the gym AND in the damn world was the absolute best thing for you?

thats not how it works

>be me, 18
>senior in HS
>generally pretty attractive, got mires from jaw/eyes when I was a skelly, athletic so when I start to lift I make some pretty solid gains
>girls my age don’t seem to notice at all, pretty disappointing, almost lose motivation to lift
>working out in school gym/weightroom one day because free and presence of other poor bros
>hittin ceps with my sleeveless t-shirt on, mirin my pump in the mirror, bros are cool with it because we’re all bros
>strike a discobolus pose because I think bros are watching
>instead of typical “Ha! Nice one brah!”, I hear high pitched giggling
>turn around
>Lolita lineup, probably 10-12 freshman and sophomore girls standing there
>apparently it’s the girls JV track team doing strength workouts
>inmyfuckinggym.jpeg
>hastily pretend I’m getting water and walk out of free weight section
>leave gym, don’t even rerack weights
>two days later
>workin my ceps again, almost totally forgotten the incident
>forget my water bottle in the locker room, take a break to go get it, come back
>they’re back
>keep my head down and attempt to walk past unnoticed
>“Hi user!”
>freeze
>shaken by the fact that I haven’t just been noticed but fucking ID’d
>manage an awkward “hey” and wave sorta thing
>proceed giggles
>get workin on my sets
>notice halfway through that they’re watching
>not like “hey look at this retard” watching, they’re like WATCHING, always look away when I catch them
>think nothing of it, finish up my flex-free workout
>next day one of them smiles at me in the hall
>while I’m eating lunch by myself in courtyard(gotta get my preworkout carbs) like a week later one of them comes up to me and introduces herself. Next day she brings over one of her friends and introduces her too
>more and more of these freshman start trying to talk to me
>my IG is EXPLODING with follow requests from more fucking children
>mfw I only get mired by underage grills
I’M NOT ZACH EFRON

I dont understand. Youre fucking older men for money?

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Dude just go to a bar. Stand in front of a girl, smile, and say words. Then when the night is coming to an end take her hand and escort her to where you fuck.
You're only job is just don't be creepy. Just have fun.

if you got the sauce like that, you could get girls your age if you just put in a little effort.

that only works if you are a chad

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he could get girls his age if they have insta. send friend request, they check his profile and see all the prime pussy lusting after him, immediately hivemind-attracted and can't help it.

Have you ever had a sugar baby that can do THIS?
*braps penis*

She’s not underage, retard.
Also age=/=maturity.

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was waiting for this in the replies, kek

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not even money could get me sex because even talking to women feels extremely uncomfortable. must be that autism and completely missing confidence and those cant be fixed

But he did get hookers, they just go by a different name.

Actually it can. Do what op did, you’re literally paying them to put up with your autism.

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Jesus Christ my sides

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i dont know homie the crying is kinda hot