Roids huh

roids huh

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desu a normal dick on a large dude looks small, and it's just cruel to judge a man when he isn't even erect

>flaccid
>possibly shopped
Eh.

but that's a small dick

maybe, but he COULD be a hell of a grower

again, unless you want to see the dude erect you can't judge

and the alternative is a small dick and a gross body

I'm 2 inches flaccid.

Within an instant I become a solid 7 inches.

Being a grower is intense.

For you.

Nah, my penis goes inside whilst flaccid desu but when I get hard I get that big Mandingo dick
>omg user it got so big

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Fuck sake cunt, my old man just walked past as I had that pic open

can we not have dicks on this blue board? mods do your job

Is this a 0,5 inches dick?

I sometimes have a tiny dick when soft, like shorter than my pinky. When I get hard it gets up to 17cm. Soft dicks don't mean shit.

I really want to be on your guys’ side and I don’t even have a big dick myself, but that is a teensy weensy little dick.

Lol , where the balls @

>small dick owner detected

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Muh penor is an inny until imma hard as diamonds then I just have a rapidly throbbing cocktail wiener until I touch it then it came dunomight and immediately started farting

had this situation in the army, having a small flacid dick like 3'' I had to shower with the group. they started pulling jokes like "watch out for the mouse don't eat your dick user", I knew I was not small, but while flacid it looked like a micropenis, so I looked the guy straight in the eye and started masturbating violently, in a matter of seconds it turned into the 8'' dick I know. They just looked in awe, one offered to suck it.

This isn't real but I want to believe it is.

it actually is

>the sucking part isn't. I just hoped for it in my mind.

Sounds kinda hot desu no homo though miss me with that gay shit

Why is there a horse dildo in his ass?

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Why's his penis so large brahs? Will ster0ns make my floppy snake a log?

tfw mods are schleesh

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As if the old sod didn't already know you fancy the lads boyo

Nah, maybe he just finished working out and all the blood is going to his muscles rather than his dong. There's a specific term for it that I can't remember but the spartans had it too apparently.

>one offered to suck it

WAT i didnt see that coming

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absolutely greeky aesthetic

Is this a famous 5mm bulge between L4 and L5?

That is small, especially for someone that lean that doesnt have a fat pad around the base

He already said he didnt have a big dick you fucking retard