Dubs pick reply

"gimme your number first" or some gay shit. tinder is there to get the conversation going long enough to get the person's number. you shouldn't be having full length conversations on it. find a good point to get her number and continue it over text

Fuck yes come on OP

Wrinwrar

nice

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What I mean is when I fill you with dick, because of a weird quirk of evolution in female psychology, you'll also be filled with feelings (and my cum, littlw white seizing feelings).

roll

Reroll!

Well played OP.

the madman op

if she says yes shes a keeper op

should have done

Not bad desu, she might be down.

The other one was first

Take ur fedora off faggot

She hasn’t responded yet. This was our earlier conversation

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Haha nice

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Post the next match.

Is that MELON?

(One of her pics was her hammering nails into a cork board)

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You found a conversationalist.

heh

>needing to be a jester to try to get a girl

yeah she's so boring

rawlins

Reroll kek

Reply from the first girl, lads

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pussy

>I guess if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

And then never speak to her again.

Let me spum on your face my sweet milktruck

Why? You gay? I can fake moan and wear a thong and shout your name in a girly voice if that helps!

I second this motion

5 ways to sunday???

Nah I’m just kidding. How about I make sweet passionate love to you instead?

Hey fitfags I migrated over to Jow Forums since I reached my goal body a few years ago.

Where has everybody gone? All threads were started like 6 hours ago and the whole board seems empty as fuck. Have people finally stopped falling for the lifting meme?

Pic related: me and my sustained gains

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Reroll

O-ok senpai...

Okay, how about i keep you as my little school girl pet and brutally fuck you when ever i please

Send with pick

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Well I can put on the strap and fuck you 5 ways till friday

Autism is still strong and healthy on here.
Don't ever change Jow Forums I missed you.

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you take out your cock and fuck me ten ways to wednesday

Show me the picture.

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Ah come on thats the same as the last one try

>OP finds gf willing to fuck him in the ass
Where's the L

M8 you think im playin rn? Ive got this hard rock shit goin on in here and damn son I just want some smoshy mushy woshy senpai baka im on the bloody brink of beating the fuck out off my little me right here so good that im gonns pass the hell damn out ya feel me ??? Woop woop scoopity scoop ykwim Imma bout go out and dab the fuck out until I dismay ?? Im gonna create the greatext undergeound rap mixtape ever made dont come to me when im succes ful bros before hoes i got 99 problems and no one aint no hoe...............................................................322797

Changanon needs to come save this shit thread.

Why? No Im just trying to be honest with you. Send nudes no homo

Here you go

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"You're loss," then never reply. She's not the one user.

Your* shit

Nice trips

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Shes definitely not normal if she thought that was a good fucking pic for tinder lmao.
Also her conversation skills prove my point, since she obviously doesn't know how to interact in a convo (or she's not into you and is being dry... But I think it's the former)

How can white women compete?

Show another girl.. That convo is basically done now

"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPHHHHHH"

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do it op

I don't have any others with opportunity, they're all waiting on reply for the girl first

What do i say

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Hey

I have autism pls respond
+ dick pic

yes bitch

Haha GOT EM

Pls respond..

Please answer me I'm so lonely please please please please please

Yeehaw pardner

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>amazing
>cute AND smart

Is this how normies talk?

Haha that was actually my friend all those times.

But hey

PLEASE BE NICER TO PEOPLE

How about you faggot deliver. It doesn't even have to be your dick.

you cant send pics on tinder

you can still draw benis 8======D~~
:DDDD

I am max prestige in bed. An absolute machine. First, to spark intense arousal, I will carefully and slowly pull off your panties at a slow tempo to heighten excitement in your vagina juices. I will will then place you on your knees and spread open your ass cheeks. Taking my saliva lubed pointer finger, I'll carefully insert it in your brown ringed butthole gliding in smooth with velvet . I will then curl my finger and vibrate it around to collect excess fecal matter too. After, I will sniff the cheesy musky funk resting upon my finger to activate my adrenaline glands and smudge the fecal matter in your thick nigger hair to show dominance and scare off other apes. With hopes of an intense energy wave, I will then take off my pants and then stick my fingers in your throat and punch you in the stomach to make you vomit all over my penis. I'll take your hand and rub the vomit all over and underneath my balls. With the acidity stomach fluids all over my genitals, the flesh will start to deteriorate on my shaft as I giggle in excitement. The pulverizing pain of your bashed stomach and by melting shaft only increases the sex drive wanting more

I think she finds this amusing and eventually she will respond. We're slowly building up a relationship

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Nice dude, I see that your spirit animal is a tortoise.
Slow and steady wins the race

Um.
> I have autism pls respond + benis

Was the get not hey

Based
You can't send pics over tinder dumb nigger

Rolling nigger

>Didn't post a picture of fat albert after the 3rd hey
Missed opportunity

Yea but he could have just left it out
Or made it via symbols

I just matched with a girl who is just my type.
Her bio is "cute date idea: take me somewhere I won't get sunburnt"
What should I open with?

Let me take you into my mom's basement. I got cable tv. Do you like bones?

"I can take you to my cellar"

“Sorry, I only like tan girls”
Works every time.

I have one like that. She send me another one this weekend.

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Meddl!
Sag ihr das du auf Sex mit Tieren stehst und es dir Freude bereitet wenn das enge Arschloch platzt.

Have you ever heard of dungeons and dragons? Well I like to play that but I modify the version a little.