Why is gym music so horrible?

I think I'm getting ear cancer.

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Because the merchants of that music go everywhere to try and sell it to us while advertising it as "workout music", as well as "party music", or any other music one would listen to for any occasion.

The better question is, why is such horrible music so lucrative?

at my uni they have fuckin speakers in the restrooms and locker rooms, somedays you get the fucking stupid fast edm playing or if you are there late at night you get shitty mumble rap trap garbage as your background music for a shit.

>DESPACITO

Probably because the normie manager wants to play the music that the msot normies will be happy with, resulting in a dogshit meme cancer playlist.

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More importantly, why does every douchebag listen to house music that is required to have an extremely high pitched voice sampling over the synthesizer?

>plays Ed Sheeran remix No. 275

>walk into gym in 2012
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>Gym plays nothing but 70s and 80s rock ballads
IIIIIIIM SAAAAAAILIIING AWAAAAAAY
SEET AN OPEN COOOOURRSE, FOR THE VIIIRGIN SEEEEAAA

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>walk into gym 3 months ago
NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

Because Jews determine what becomes mainstream.

what song is this

youtu.be/e5MAg_yWsq8

>be me
>Live far fucking north Europe
>Explicit white place so far
>Walks into gym
>Sounds like walking into fucking nigger land
Bop do dop bom nigga huwhyyt bitcesss (non intelligible "English")
Diiiiik niigguuuh whiteyy "auto tune because merchants want niggers, not good singing blacks"

Fuck Jews user

>enter gym
>DENN, DU BIST

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Don't act like it's not true

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>Entire gym playlist is basic shit from 2000's
>None of if fits with working out
who makes these fucking playlists

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>most people cannot simply be morons with shit taste
>no! It must be a specific group of people making everything happen!

Boxing gym I go to has 1 CD (!) with increased BPM early 2000 songs on repeat. The coach is reliving his golden years. I am ok with this.

>THIS AINT NO THING BUT A SUMMER JAM, WE'RE GONNA PARTY JUST AS HARD AS WE CAN

my gym always plays hardcore and hardstyle music on friday evenings and the volume is so loud you can barely hear eachother speak

it's not my style of music but shit's still hilarious and always gives amazing vibes

>tfw gym has the same 10 or so normie club songs on repeat
>ask the staff if you can give feedback and maybe add a song to the playlist
>they tell the that they can't change the playllist, it's decided by the higher-ups
why the FUCK is it so shitty then???

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I go to a gym where old people usually come for rehabilitation so the music is dope 80's classics since that's the oldest here on radio.

I usually still wear my earbuds so that old coots don't feel like they have to talk to me and give me fitness tips they learned in the 60's. Otherwise a great gym.

>Most People can't draw obvious conclusions = morons
>Most people trust Jews are good people
It's never the Jews goyims it's always unprovoked anti semitism!

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WOHIN GEHST DU, WOHIN?
ICH GEH MIT MIR VON OST NACH SÜD
WOHIN GEHST DU, WOHIN?
ICH GEH MIT MIR VON SÜD NACH WEST
WOHIN GEHST DU, WOHIN?
ICH GEH' MIT MIR VON WEST NACH NORD
DA KOMMT ER ANGERANNT
MIT DER FAHNE IN DER HAND

>gym has been playing the same EDM radio station for 8 years
>GOD IS A GIRL for the 90000000000th time

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Because it's normie music, let me rephrase your question: "why normies are so horrible?"

>Unprovoked
>Anti-semetism
Pick one, bud.

UMAUMAUMAUMAUMAUNAUMA IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY

I fucking hate that Irish piece of ginger shit

FUCK THIS SHIT, I HEARD THIS TERRIBLE CRAP YESTERDAY IN MY GYM, IT'S FUCKING 2018. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>My gym will never play Death Grips
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

That's what I sing in the mirror. Work out harder faggot

Homegym masterrace strikes once again, I can run my own playlist as loud or quiet as I like.

Hence why Judaism is the predominantly religion in the west.

Fucking kikes and their bs, I'm sick of it....

>walk into the gym in 2018
>still play this shit

MY WHOLE LIFE, MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. MY WHOLE LIFE, MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. MY WHOLE LIFE, MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE.

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>I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

Lmao my gym has a really short white instructor and when he is there he puts on his playlist of like less than 30 songs that are all nigger rap. My suggestion is get headphones and listen to your own music

>walk into gym
>this comes on

youtube.com/watch?v=XsXzzA3ajT0

This is the only song at the gym I unironically don't mind.

Jewish psyop at action!!!!

Exactly, who is creating those playlists and gets paid for it ?

>percocet
>molly percocet

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you know (((who))) makes these playlists, you all know.

I don't suffer from this problem because I go during the last two hours and the gym staff play whatever they want. Has always been consistently good, sometimes, something new will drop and they will announce it over the speakers and play it.

> walk into gym
> DO YOU REMEMBER
> THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

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The music is psyops indeed, nobody likes it, but it's "what's in" so go with the flow goyims
I hate jews

>I hate jews
That's completely normal and natural feeling, user.

because of brain dead normalfags

>Decided by the higher ups
Literally the jews, fuck

>enter gym
>DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA
groovy
better than any d*spacito garbage

Gyms and radio stations need to pay royalties to play songs in public. That's why there's so little variety, and staff can't each bring their mix tape (or they can, but risk getting sued/fired).

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WAS DU ISST

My man

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MEIN LAND
MEIN LAND
DU BIST HIER IN MEINEM LAND
MEINE WELLE UND MEIN STRAND

>enter gym
>this plays

youtube.com/watch?v=fQODLgW9I0w

>stupid fast edm
you mean like this?
Awesome for working out
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