You wake up as eggman.
What do you do to unfuck yourself?
You wake up as eggman.
What do you do to unfuck yourself?
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>eggman
>stuck his dick in some teen pussy
>me
>still khv
Lose weight, buy minoxidil, start chewing and mewing and fuck my gf (boy)
It's over for him. There is nothing he can do.
Tell me the story of the egg man.
Get jacked
Continue living the life as Chad among incells
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he's currently dating and fucking an actual trap
>Get off social media
>Get therapy
>Read books like the four agreements, Mans search for meaning etc.
>Meditate on self love, self forgiveness
>Get a job in a new city and go full cocoon
>Learn how to lift and after 3 months get on test and dbol
>Shave head
>Learn about how to kill your ego and be of service to others
>Start volunteering
I'd take the amulet of kings to Brother Juaffre.
this
eggmans facial aesthetics are dog shit but he has hell of a character and a radio voice. He also had shit ton of life experiences that i will never have. If he was handsome he would be just a regular chad
and to anwer this
>What do you do to unfuck yourself?
>hop on 150mg of test per week
>do a suicide cut to drop fat quick
>start lifting
>bump up test dose to 500mg
>20 week bulking blast
>follow up by cut on 150mg of test
>visit plastic surgery clinic to find out what kind of surgery you would have to do
>save money for plastic surgery
>get your face fixed
i think that he would only need couple implants and something to fix his eye bags, less bloat and lower body fat should do the rest
Also
>eye fillers
>trip to Brazil fuck some spots and get a tan
>a couple of tats
>most of all stop the self pity and learn game and allow self love and confidence to fill you up
I've seen uglier men land decent chicks it's his personality self doubt and depression that makes him so revolting to women
He was dating
try to capture that damn hedgehog
I actually read this as "learn to kill yourself and be of service to others" kek
heh
This. Eggy successmogs me.
Ahaha holy fuck I didn’t hear it like that but I def felt like I did
Kek
>be egg
>be also man somehow
the story continues
You will meed a very cool jacket to make that work
Can Jow Forums diagnose eggman? What is wrong with him? I'm thinking severe hashimotos which is causing hypogonadism along with other
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus Christ is this omega head porn
Look for nearest cliff.
Jump and hope for decent respawn.
christ
He has an interesting face
I definitely don't think he's doomed. He's only doomed if he keeps up his self deprecating attitude
Four agreements is shit tier reading my boi
>we wuz toltecs n shiet
rope
For starters, get a haircut, eyebrows styling(minoxidil + trimming) and lower bodyfat
he prolly has high estrogen
>high estrogen
>womanly appearance
I'd get on test ASAP
>get off social media and make an effort to force small talk on strangers
>hair cut
>buy facial cleaner, exfoliate
>since fat, buy a bunch of nice black shirts and get a subtle gold necklace
>clean shave face, get nose/eyebrow/ear hair and cut nails
>quit smoking and alcohol, drink 3L water/day
>after a week of cessation go to intermittent fasting
>run a 7 day/week barbell complex circuit or join crossfit if he can afford it (this type of workout will melt the fat off his ass); workout and ride my bike with earbuds in (for meditation gains)
>since he works at a gas station, switch to some entry level IT job like data entry then order a book for some entry level IT certs
>be an idiot
>falling for every meme
pick both
all he needs to do is lose about 25 lbs, lift weights, get a tan, a haircut and stop smoking/eating shit
he has a funny personality and his facial structure would be decent if he wasnt a chubby tubby
too narrow camera lenses
>become a wow pvp overlord
>get rich by streaming and pvping like a baws
>do cardio almost daily
>lift weights but not heavy, only upper body
>maybe roids
>buy sunglasses and wear them all the time
>fuck ugly cunts
i almost wish i was born a ugly subhuman.
i could be free of "making it" and live life just as i enjoy it without "normies" problems, responsibilities, struggles that come with expectations of being normal-tier human
An autistic kid (who's really nice btw) handed me a copy because he thought I'd like it and I couldn't take it seriously because it was to basic and condescendingly simply worded, but the information would definitely be helpful to someone who was lacking it.
>gold necklace
I already know what you must look like :7(
stop browsing Jow Forums for starters
What a guy
>watch every video by Mike Mew about orthotropics
>become the poster-child for orthotropic therapy
>overthrow the Orthodontic Jew that shackles a man's teeth with wire and chain instead of recommending a hardy diet and proper facial posture
>make money as a marketing tool and regain confidence
He is too old to start mewing and see a noticeable difference big enough to be the poster boy. And to be honest with or without a good jaw eggman always will be eggman.
Crack and cook myself what do u expect me to do id be meant for breakfast