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>greenpeace
Did you at least bang a lot of hairy sluts?

Yes, because of Jow Forums. I'm saying I'm 1M83 when I'm obviously only 1M82.

>wanting to cuck your future son by reproducing with a midget
the mother of my children 5'10" at minimum

>68 inches
>5' 8

yeah you should just end it

So what you are inferring is that the human population will die out because most people are not fit to reproduce just by the factor of height.

dad; 5'10''
mom; 4'11
me; 6'4''

I don't know how height genes work, but it's not as simple as averaging your parents

yes
see above

you look like your """""mom""""" or no?

>6'1
>tell people I'm 5'10 to make manlets feel bad

Height of the mother is not a big factor in male offspring height. Too lazy to sauce atm.

Female height does not matter if you're not a literal midget or a giant.

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you usually show the genes of your grandparents. if you marry a normal hight grill, changes that one of your two kids to be and stay a small prick are big

>6'4 220lbs
>never hold hands with a girl

>how tall are you user?
>u-uh 5'10
>what...i'm 5'10 and you're way taller
>y-you too

>a thread died for this

Women have at least a dozen methods of taqqiya, men should level field.

>Too lazy to sauce

that means it's a blatant lie.

If there is a huge height difference each kid is a dice roll.

Jesus christ

How did she utterly obliterate what looks to be her sister in that pic

>be me
>5'4

I'm going to kill myself.
>just compensate by becoming a gazillionaire!

I'm going to kill myself

Fuck you
I'm 5'1
Just fuck you.

Yeah im 5'10 and get away with 6ft

Unless you're body has poor proportions you can usually get away with 2 or so inches

Pls be a grill

Nope, Just got a condition that stunted my growth when I was a kid so I practically never aged past 12, I'm 22 years old and I still look exactly the same as I did.
Shit sucks

>I'm 5'1
SWOLE MOLE!

*Corners you in a dark alley and have my way with you*

You do realise you condition is caused by lack of GH and test, right? And that your idiot parents should have gotten you perscription roids+gh when you were 13?

How do you read the measuring tape so you can measure yourself?

iktf even though i'm a few inches taller than you
life sucks and then you die

Pics for proof?

Cover yourself in paint and run into a wall
Then you pull out a measuring tape and measure the height of the silhouette

>6'0 or 6'1, don't feel like checking fuck you
>Absolutely love girls that are my height or taller
>They're nonexistent, only ever knew once and she was 6'5
>Just want mini-gts qt3.14 gf

Who else feels this way?

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Same here. Love me some amazon snu snu.

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That fucking feel user
>6'2", want qt 6' gf to wrap her legs around my whole house

LONDON

>60'
Ftfy

Yes. When women say they want 6 ft tall guy they actually mean 5'10. They're too dumb to tell the difference IRL.

>sociopathy: the post

6'5 checking in, when I am out I usually tell the girls who ask that I am like 6'1 tops. really pisses off the other smaller guys there

4u

>not saying you're barely 6' so manlets get upset

Yeah it's random. My dad is 6'1" or 6'2", my mom is 5'6", I'm 5'11". I look exactly like my dad did at my age but not as tall.

Mom: 5’11
Dad: 6’5
Me: 6’6

Any of you 6’0 & abovers get tired of midgets asking you how y’all you are? I just say I’m 5’11 and they actually believe me. They’re Hispanic btw.

>usually

I guess I got really. Both grandparents were sub 5’8 on dads side feelsfoodman

>mfw 5ft 9.5” but day I’m 5ft 10”

>cousins all giants minimum of 6'2
>was bulimic during puberty like a retard
>only 5'8
I played myself

i’m bang on 6ft and my gf is bang on 5ft
she thinks our heights are perfect

I am 180cm and just call it 6'

1.87cm but Jow Forums made me insecure about my height despite that for whole my life i was totally confident that i am tall. FUCK YOU.

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6 ft male + 5ft woman (equivalent to 5ft5 man) leads to male offspring that is 5'8.5" on average (mean value of the bell curve with which it will be distributed).

This is while just taking your two heights into account, there's a better estimate with more heights (parents, grand parents) involved, but you're kinda setting yourself up for manlet sons that will hate you for that

>5'10
>"5'11"

this fucking guy is actually proud of the fact he's 5'8"

>1.87cm

Lol Manlet when you reach 200cm then you can feel good about yourself

shut up lanklet i will fight you

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you forgot 6'3"

>tfw we killed a mole with an excavator today

I'm 6'5 and I larp as 6'4 because I think it looks better and sounds better

Yes it is, my dad is like 5ft7.5 and my mother is 5ft10, both me and my brother are 6ft1+
>inb4 cuck lole

How do you get the doctor to measure your height and weight? Just ask?

Yes? They won’t mind

desu I agree.

6'4 is prime NFL QB height that gets pussies wet

Everyone forgets 6'3" :(

6'1 is pretty much medium height honestly

Trips of truth 6'3 is like that cool uncle that only shows up at Christmas to bang your mom

Yoga can help stretch your spine and help you gain some height