I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the cat is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything. Any man with a minimum of training can beat a cat with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
Sounds good OP, you should try it. There’s this cat who lives outside my building that always chases me until I reach my car and can lock myself inside. Considering getting fit so I can maybe kick it’s ribs in one day.
Haha come on OP have you fucking seen this cat? Bet he got delts bigger than your head. And we didn't even begin to talk about how quicker he is. Your MMA want do shit against this clawed killing machine you delusional idiot
Nathan Foster
Giraffe, easy.
Grayson Jones
I could turn a pig into a pork sandwich
Mason Watson
Your mum
James Diaz
You’d shit yourself the moment the fuckin thing got within ten metres of you without a barrier. But for fun I’d love to see you fight a tiger barehand, you’d be it’s lunch, which is probably as useful as you’ll be in this lifetime.
Julian Allen
pomeranian
James Lopez
I really doubt that
Hudson Bell
average beaner
Adrian Scott
How many cats have you killed, OP? If you haven't got one confirmed bare handed cat kill, then all your speculation is pretty much worthless.
My suggestion, if you're really going to take down a cat bare handed is to train up to it by killing smaller animals that get progressively larger to about cat sized. Maybe start with a squirrel or hedgehog and move up to a baby raccoon when you think you're ready. You DO NOT want to go up against a cat and find out that you don't have what it takes to actually kill it.
So come back when you have some deeds to back your words.
Owen Powell
White tailed deer
Nathan Jenkins
a tiger weighs almost an entire ton, and most of it is muscle these monsters will completely annihilate you
Isaiah Sanders
a bengal tiger weighs like 500 pounds maximum
Jose Myers
just paralyse the tiger by thrusting your arm up his butt
Lucas Diaz
nah brah, I could totes smash it's cute fuckin face in, easy. Just a few good jabs is all it'll take
Aaron Jenkins
A bengal tiger didn't stop Del Preston from making sure Ozzy would put on a great show.
I love how the cat walks all tough just to get petted
Chase Watson
Why are dogs and cats so friendly? If I held out my hand to some dude and then tried to scratch his chin or pet him he probably would be very upset, but cats and dogs are always down to pet.
I find big doggos to be more friendly than those small pieces of shit. Chihuahuas are just angry hamsters that bark at literally everything and deserve to fucking die
Jacob Turner
The only Pussy OP will get to grab
Aaron Gomez
Biggest I've done? A goose.
Biggest I think I could do? Probably some big bird like an ostrich.
I'm being realistic. I THINK I can murder an ostrich with my bare hands. I'm not like these other faggots pretending they can fuck up a tiger, Like, I legit believe I could fuck up an ostrich. That'd be my final boss.
Jungle: Ocelot hardmode: capybara Forest: Fox hardmode: bitch ass deer Plains: Gopher hardmode: Injun Desert: Scorpion hardmode: one of those big black scorpions Swamp/wetlands: Frog hardmode: preoccupied snake, would need the jump on it Tundra: Rabbit hardmode: Eskimo child
Ostriches are pretty fucking big and they have huge claws. Idk user
Adam Watson
Could definitely fucking delete a robin. Those fucks never shut up. I could take on maybe 3 before being overwhelmed. I’ve heard they divebomb calves and left nuts.
If you are gonna fight it remember to put on some eye protectors. That fuckers will go directly to try getting you blind
Mason Watson
I reckon I could smack up 10 crows at once
Joshua Brown
Biggest? With some good gloves and it winched it into a shallow pond or onto land I might be able to submit a blue whale after an hour of hard work.
Without changing arenas and just finding one in it's natural habitat, a leatherback turtle (on beach or shallow water), a dugong/manatee in shallow water, a large dog that has been regularly beaten and is afraid and submissive, or maybe a capybara or something.
Lucas Jenkins
This
Zachary Hill
caves
Matthew Powell
You absolutely would NOT kill an ostrich, they're huge and scary birds.
Robert Bell
hot
Jackson Wilson
Roo. I'd just roundhouse/spinning back kick it to the face, or get a hold of it's tale and slam it into the ground.
/an/ crossposter here, surprised none of you have mentioned massive filter feeders like whale sharks. >slow-moving (3 mph) >enormous (largest extant fish) >can't eat humans, if they tried they'd suffocate >all you'd need to do is take out its eyes and fuck up its gills If anybody says they could beat up a real predator, you're retarded. Even chimps are stronger than the biggest guys on this board. Your best bet would be a herbivore that can't fight back, not an animal that specializes in hunting meat, especially meat stupid enough to get close to it. Most herbivores can fight back pretty well, though. Giraffes kick the shit out of lions and kill them. Antelope, deer, etc. can impale you easily. We're some of the weakest animals on Earth bare-handed, and we've only made it this far because we're smart.
