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>Miss America
More like Mass America amirite?

Better than my mom who thinks drinking too much water makes you gain weight so she drinks as little of it as possible. All of her health problems can be solved if she just drank more water but she's 'older and smarter' than me so why would she listen to me.

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no sides.

That's pretty nice.

>tipping a massage therapist
I don´t understand americans. Waiters okay, but everyone? Seriously?

>Sitting in a hallway at school
>Bunch of girls coming my direction
>They sit down and begin to discuss health
>"I recently got my body percentage calculated and it's like 20% or so"
>"Yeah me too"
>"Apparently 40% fat is still healthy so we are all superhealthy"
>mfw this discussion
>mfw this is the future we choose
>mfw I didn't intervene because I was too much of a coward

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Remember how this talentless Buttergolem of Tel'Aviv won the EUROvision song contest? Yeah. it's gonna be like that.

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Holy fuck this was funny. More screencaps please.

>not intervening with unsolicited advice in a stranger's conversation

This is called not being a fucking autist and you did the socially well adjusted thing user.

Who gives a shit what bullshit pseudoscience fatties spout?

No joke about the out of body shit

Force yourself to run long enough especially while an out of shape loser, and your brain straight up stops sending blood to your eyes or something because your vision fucking goes into the abyss

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But, she sang about chicken or something.
Everybody loves chicken.

It's slavery disguised as freedom.

I have no pics but I count I guess

No man, she made noises like a chicken while preaching "all bodyz is beautiful", "look at my, im'm beautiful" "boys are stupid for not liking all bodies" shit

>Antibiotics and other essential life saving medicines are not the pinnacle of human achievement.
Maybe she should have lived for precisely the handful of years she would have survived anywhere prior to these regular old medical advancements she depends on to live long enough to become an even bigger waste of space. But at least we wouldn't have had to listen to her.

>inner beauty
Lazy, refuses to exercise, doesn't take responsibility, everyone else is wrong. That's some real inner beauty you got there

i mean, i get where this is coming from. even after losing a third of my bodyweight i'm never going to be able to do what a 100% healthy person can. saying "health doesn't determine worth" isn't incorrect in itself, but when used in relation to the "weight doesn't affect health" argument it just becomes shit again.

>don't be fat, it's not healthy
>"you can be fat and healthy at the same time"
>no you can't, here is proof
>"well, i don't need to be healthy anyway"

People have to know

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You tip anyone who provides a temporary service which you didn't hire them for, such as pizza deliverers or waiters

fat people are horrible.
youtube.com/watch?v=mjCOqiWogok

20% bf for grills is within normal range you virgin retard. Females have more body fat to feed potential babies growing inside them.

40 is obviously retarded.

Hope someone reported her.

There was a story from last thread about how one fat person admitted to a nurse that because he could no longer reach his arse or fit in his shower, he would go to the public pool and jacuzzi to clean himself after taking a shit

youtu.be/BQuWnLmqt94

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another reason why i never go into public pools or anything, even "nice" ones at hotels. absolutely fucked up. I wish the weak would die off so the rest of us can live a better, shit-free life. Seriously ruins it for the rest of us. yuck.

I was mortified by the 40% you asshat

How do you even get that fat?

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Dang

Hey man if people do a good job they deserve a little extra outside their hourly wage m8

>soccer
>mostly short sprints

Ahahahaha....no.

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The middle east has something like that, where girls recite the Quran and their own poetry and shit

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it seems like you didn't get the joke
>inb4 someone suggests I didn't
that's what the first user was saying, dumbass

No.

So they're just going nude now? Nice.

kek

wew that was spicy.

But women of all size can wears swimsuit to
Are they implying they do look terrible once they show to much skin? Thats quite fatophobic of them!

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thank you for standing up for yourself
I feel compelled to put retards in their place and today, in this thread, I didn't have to

twist ending

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>"like, people are saying you shouldn't eat if you don't want to get fat. like, that's so stupid though, not eating doesn't do anything for you, there's nothing in air"
best thing is to NEVER listen to conversations with at least one obese person. they spout out the most outrageous shit

penicillin was an accident
spaceflight was not

absolute fucking kek

i ran the army 10 miler with my dad without training (previously only ran 1.5 miles). i blacked out at like mile 8 and near the finish line and i could barely walk for a week afterwards. at least i didnt look like a bitch

fat people are mentally unstable

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Maybe he was counting how many laps he ran?

>Being able to bend your thumb back like that
Isn't that a thing for Down sufferers?

>PC took over

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What does this make you feel?

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>male doctor lean af
hmm...

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>My pre-breakfast drink

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>my breakfast (x2)

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kek what in the fuck

You're only complaining because this is the only time you get to stare without the police being called.

you can tell they don't go to the doctor often because he's listening to her heartbeat through her clothes

i think i got diabetes just for reading that

grandma with Alzheimer

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>my lunch

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>5 sweet&low

FUCKING TRIGGEREEEEEDDDDD

>333g of carbohydrate
Christ. Think of the pump you could get from that.
Also diebeetus

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>my pre-breakfast

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Dude that's not good for you lol I mean unless you want to get fit more than you want to live and I can respect that

This person is actually trying to fatten themselves up?
That's insane

see this, wat do

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>my lunch dessert drink

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Based Alzheimer's.

kek

only have to drink 1 of those per day and eat 2 meals
THE DREAM
If you arent doing this,never going to make it lads

>My post-lunch snack

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How did the PC police not flip over cultural appropriation
>Israeli
Holy fuck shit like this makes me hate Jews so much

Not really related but hilarious

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>wait for the train to ran over the 5 guys
>push the fat guy

>riding horse
>exercise
who knew my morning commute was actually a workout on it's own

These threads make me lost faith. How can you be this stupid? Do fat people swell up with empty space? If anything they'd have the opposite problem, where belly fat is actually constricting the space in their womb and putting pressure on the baby

The enablers are worse than the fatasses. Let the 5 die then wait for the next train to push the fatass onto the tracks

>needs 2 tumble en
This always makes me filled me to the brim with disgust.
Not because of the meaning of the words, but because of the typos, these are the dumbest fucking typos you can make and they'll make you look like a retard.

While health might not be the only factor, it certainly is one factor in determining someone's value. Someone would have to be incredibly silly to argue that being healthy isn't inherently virtuous when you live in a society.

Push fatty down, but "accidentally" miss the track.

:(

An innocent horse was killed for this

And horses are kinda expensive

This actual goblin looking fatass's problem is she has no control. Whoever made this is an idiot and is using a comic featuring doctors to make it look like their opinion is correct.
>putting children on a diet is reckless
letting them become obese is reckless. forcing them to diet is a fucking kindness in the long run
>of course it carb free diet didn't work
she's eating from a cookie jar and has just finished spaghetti
>you go bat to the way you eat normally and get it all back
that's because what's normal is close to twice as much as you need
>starvation mode means you stop losing weight
starvation mode occurs once you've actually burned off all your fucking fat. You still continue to lose weight because you start to break down muscle etc.
>dieting can damage your mind
This fat person is going cold turkey from sugar
>then you develop an unhealthy relationship with food
as if she doesn't already have one fucking hell

>Mobile
Shoulda put ‘ity scooter’ underneath desu.

I am fat
Like really fat

But whenever I see a runner getting ahead of me, I say "hey, if he can, I can too"

You do not do less because you are mortified, you do more to be satisfied from the revenge

>My afternoon health snack

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I hope that person paid like 65$ for such a mess