*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
m-may I pass Mr. Alpha?
*steps over him*
Oh yeah?
*jumps over*
*lift my leg slightly higher as I step forward*
*pass over him unscathed*
Kick him out of the way, like a little kid.
You’re at the club and this guy Naturally Enhances™ your girlfriends ass - what do?
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>I was world ranked in indoor rowing (which is damn competitive). I know my shit and can train people for more than just raw strength.
>unblocks my path
Based Alphaposters
Pick little guy's head with my hand, like a fucking basketball, throw him away.
COPE. Post body.
*grabs him by his head and pushes him aside*
I imagine you'd have much more respect if you were actually in the presence of Alex from Alphadestiny. In reality 5'5 isn't that short, and Alpha is big, strong, and conditioned enough to humble you if you were somehow retarded enough to step out of line. Be grateful that online forums like this exist so you could vent your fantasies. I'm in no way affiliated with Alex, Alphadestiny, or OutAlpha.com, I am merely a subscriber who has benefited from Alpha's advice, and hate seeing his name smeared.
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5'5 is dwarf
GTFO inceldestiny. Respect is earned, not given.
Do you think in 31 years I haven't come across an overcompensating buff midget?
>LANKLET COPE
Post body faggot
Whats with the Alex posting everyday?
>Creating images with false info to compensate for your height
COPE
He is 160 pounds man
S H I L I N G
>tfw no AlphaDestiny endorsed Naturally Enhanched™ buffdaddy
Should I just end it all lads?
Dedicated trolls and emotionally attached """fans"""
COPE. Post bodies, midgets.
This was my first post about AlphaDestiny since joining the Naturally Enhanced™ revolution!
MIDGET COPE
T. lanklets
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Most likely, but what benefit does one have to post on a basket weaving forum full of autist and shitposters?
Post body faggot
>"oh my golly gee it's Alex from Alphadestiny! Can I touch your traps?"
COPE. Post body faggots.
This sexy son of a bitch is motivating people to enhance themselves right now!
COPE. Post boydy, faggot
>Most likely, but what benefit does one have to post on a basket weaving forum full of autist and shitposters?
Mr. Alpha doesn't seem to be very bright....
>lanklets can look good naturally
Okay Blaha
C O P E. Post bodies midgets.
This!
He is motivating midgets to cope. Post body.
360 walk over
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Nigga we have all seen your body
>this thread
COPE OF THE MANLETS. POST BODY, LITTLE GUY!
Imagine being this butthurt, that you were born as a midget, to create this.
C O P E
N E V E R gonna make it.
N E V E R gonna learn.
I legit laughed
This is a recent pic I'm only 5'3 and 127 pounds sadly
COPE. Post body.
COPE. Post body.
Also I was the guy who posted this
COPE. Post body.
Are you retarded mate? In that pic I said I was 127 pounds and 5'3....
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nice COPE
Post body.
I read it in his voice
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I'd take a photo with him
I look worse than him. Should I kms?
>Should I kms?
Absolutely.
I wonder who could be behind this post
Fuck he really needs a haircut
That autistic stare....
Hey Alex! I'm a big fan of your channel. you are taller than I thought in person :)
> I'm in no way affiliated with Alex, Alphadestiny (150000+ subscribers), or OutAlpha.com, ...
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>Hey Alex! I'm a big fan of your channel. you are taller than I thought in person :)
Said nobody.
>in reality 5'5 isn't that short
In reality 5'9 isn't THAT short. Anything below 5'7 is midget tier.
he needs to cut his hair and groom his beard.
he looks like a virgin freak
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steps over him
I can handle a bit of kind spirited joking, but this is going too far. No real man would sit by while this slander happens. My IQ is 130. I am superior to you in every way. My height is fine, chicks don't mind.
As a public figure, libelling my character could cost me my income. I must defend my character in whatever form. Just think, would you have the BALLS to save that to my face? No. No you wouldn't.
I'll be merciful and give you the chance to delete your posts. If not:
You can expect a letter from my lawyer.
Just step over him
kek nice
I love this meme so much
5'5 the average height for women in my country
this is the lowest lat insertion i've ever seen
yeah he's 5'5 but this shit is unprecedented, oh my god
You'd think having him having massive lats is just him trying to fly to offset his manletdom
As a 5'6 manlet, dude, it is all about the face.
I'm getting Jow Forums and all because I started actually enjoying weightlifting, but if you're a manlet, it's about the face.
I don't really have an issue with women because of that. Being Jow Forums adds to the face, but it won't surpass a good face.
Really, sorry, Alex. As a fellow manlet, you're doomed, bro.
*I walk over him*
Good ol dairyland
you know you're alpha when people on internet forums get THIS salty over a picture of you
>inb4 hey alphadestiny
*rest my ballsack on top of his head*
*crushes your nuts with his impressive grip strength*
nothing personnel kid
everytime I pass this thread in the catalog I step back in just to chuckle at this post.
Manlets... when will they learn?
Looks like a chill dude. Wouldn't mind talking with him for a bit
>I'll handle this