Give me a minute

Give me a minute.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING THREAD JUST FUCK OFF

user I need the papers on my table by 9

URRRGH FUCK YOU

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*SLURRRRP*

user your wife is in labor

She is?! i better get going

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kek

I don't understand these threads.
Where did they originate from? And why is it always frogs?
If it were literally anything else than frogs, I'd prob participate.
But we all know that frogposting is the leading cause of male baldness, cancer, aids, landwhales and degeneracy.

I work in an office, and I originally viewed it as a means to parrody my obese chain smoking co workers that suffer from a number of substance dependences. Now I do it because I get off on shushing people.

shhhhh

ssshhhhhhhhh not yet user, not yet

These threads are the only reason I still visit this place.

*Taps mug*

*SLUUURP*

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING REEEEEEEEEEEEE

*taps cup* user remember the rules

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*grinds own from fresh, responsibly-sourced hipster place*

By god, their politics suck but their coffee stomps on Folgers-tier bullshit. The cheap stuff gives me jitters and makes me feel like shit, the good stuff is a smooth, concentrated high and tastes better without jitters. Why can't I find a cheap coffee that doesn't make me feel like shit, user?

its just shitposting thread
also there is a couple of anti-coffee turbo autistic faggots that go full retard whenever anyone mentions coffee

Cheap coffee is cut with sawdust and fiberglass.

read the rules, user

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is that cold coffee? fucking ew. hot coffee is the only real coffee

I’m literally drinking coffee in bed while shitposting. No better way to wake up brehs.

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i still haven't finished my cuppa user, just a lil bit more left

I think it's a combo of that and the monster energy threads.

Lel DJT is got mogged HARD. Look at his face. No wonder why he hated comey so much.

What does your slurper say about you?

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