>be in campus garden, sitting alone at a camping table
>wearing S shirt instead of M, the thing is about to explode.
>3 qts (8.5/10 teen bodies, 7/10 faces still with dimples, 21 yo) ask permit to sit on the spare bench
>they study
>i work 45 minutes at my computer
>have to make a call
>stand up and feign to stretch
>decide to check on the qts and leave the computer on with audio being recorded (HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ONE?)
>"loot at him", "maybe he is well mannered and intelligent too" and shit like that
>i'm still away when sunlight is about to reach the table
>"we can sit somewhere else"
>"i don't what that guy to disappear"
>they ask two guys on the nearest table to help them move table back under the shade
>I get back, listen to the audio.
>ask for a pencil and most extrovert qt size the opportunity to start chatting
>of course they had all a BF
>disgusting sluts
WHERE'S MY MIRIN GENERAL?
Vlad
>at family gathering
>uncles heard I worked out
>start commenting and slapping my ass
>mfw didn't even say no homo
does this really happen if you start lifting? maybe i should just keep walking and riding my bike instead then because it feels very uncomfortable if people look at me
Not gonna make it
i just want that my life stays like it has always been. i have been alone my entire life so i dont want a sudden change to that just because im doing something that i like.
Must've brought back memories.
Hope you are, at least, female, user.
I've gotten into the habit of not looking at people unless I'm talking to them because they give me this weird smile like they want me to say something. It is truly suffering.
It sounds kinda unbelievable that a girl does this, but she's doing it, so, help me out, fellas.
>chick from management class
>she's 17 years old
>kinda edgy and introvert
>I'm 23
>she always stares at me, right in the eyes while she sucks on lollipops
>she's sucking a lollipop and giving me a stare down
And the worst of all is that she doesn't just "suck" normally, she makes it very sexual and she also licks it, takes it off her mouth and keeps licking it and giving me an intense stare and I'm like "what the fuck".
And it's fucking freaking me out. If it didn't happen to me I wouldn't believe that some girls do such things, but they do.
And the thing is that she is kinda "cliché". She wears chokers and fishnets and stripped tees and heavy eye makeup and converse. And I don't know, man, it's fucking freaking me out.
Post recording
>Shit that didn't happen general
I've been getting n00b mires from friends and their parents too.
>go home for a weekend
>go to friend's house
>his mom is pulling out of the driveway
>"hi mrs. friend's mom, good to see you again"
>"look at you user! you really filled out!"
All of my bros from back home made comments too. Especially my friend who lifts but had a really bad hernia and had to take some time off.
>"you been lifting bro? Look at that chest m8"
Went over to my a college bro's place last night who hasn't seen me in a bit. he and his roommate seemed impressed
>"shit user, you put on some muscle!"
No real mires from girls yet but I've been catching some looks here and there. Started lifting in February so I'm only like 4 months into lifting and I'm happy that I'm not a skinny skelly anymore and I'm even happier that people are noticing. It's given a confidence boost like I never would have believed. At least I'm getting noob mires - I'm on the right path.
Wink at her and smile next time bro. If not to fug, then just for the lolz. See if her eyes widen.
Italian
>get to class
>hey big guy! lookin good!
f-four (you)
>get swollested by coworker occasionally
>not even big
>first day of jiu jitsu class
>instructor calls me up
>"you look strong, come help me out"
>be runnan onna beach
>shirt off cause it's summertime
>slow down to walk a bit
>two girls up on the seabluff wolf whistle at me
>ignore it completely and jog on
no (you)s for thots
Anyone else get off from these mirin threads?
one time riding i was riding my bike to the gym in a muscle shirt and some girls screamed out the car window as they were driving by. :)
>be me 24 /sci/fag avionics engineer
>have to install the battery back in after recharging it.
>lift that nic-cad steel case bat up with one hand and about to make connections realize the battery is too hot to be inatalled.
>take it out and transfer it to a chilled up room.
>Qt engineer wants to hold it, I let her. She struggles with both hands and could hardly hold it puts it on a desk.
>later she looks at my arms and say, Gosh user you lifted it with one hand.
>mfw kek it wasn't even heavy.
Like there's nobody on Jow Forums or Jow Forums in general who understands spaghetti code.
do what this guy said
Gives me something to hope for.
>finish exam early
>have to go back to office (IT engineer) in an hour
>decide to sit in park and draw on my tiny ass notepad I bought
>three girls sit opposite of me but pretty far away
>I got earbuds in listening to music
>see them glancing at me during the entire 30 minutes
>get up to leave
>as I stand up, they look at me
>ah well fuck it, who cares
>wink and smile
>they all laugh/and cover their faces
>one of them says "I told you he could see us looking!!"
>laugh and wave
>they wave back
I was sweating bullets, I dont know what force made me do this thing, but Im thankful it did.
youve never gotten one mire? not even from your mom?
Post the audio you fucking LARP
Guys i just matched with a japanese milf on tinder what the fuck do i do she's my type cause i have mommy issues
>go to an engagement party of a friend from back home
>'friend' who ended up marrying my first gf is there
>"Wow user, you got buff" (used to be skinny dyel)
> next day his wife (who wasn't at party) starts texting me for the first time in years... meeting up with her next week for 'coffee'
Ignore her. 17 yo are just teasing and cheking for themselves. Do not chase her. If something happens, it happens, but don't give her any leeway.
Who the fuck is that guy.
True, 17 yrs are not relationship material
So toy with her then? But what happens next after I smile and wink? Just for the lolz?
Peter Steele I think?
She's the one on the left
I'm 18. Should i go for it?
>being this much of an autist
after you wink just see how she reacts
if she pukes and runs away it means she likes you and wants to meet your parents
if dubs say SUCKY SUCKY FIVE DORRA ME LUV U RONG TIME
Albanon here, so a native spaghetti speaker. post it.
albanon here, post it
oh no, hell no
but pls give her number, I can take care of her for you (you wont be in danger anymore)
(you are welcome)
is 17 even legal?
you can fuck a basketball w a face, looks the same and much less maintenance
new tinder hookup
>cuddling on couch
>pick her up carry her to the bed
>says no one has ever done that before
>fuck with the lights on, keeps feeling up my body
>says im one of the best fucks shes ever had
guess i have a new fuck buddy.
Dude, I'm extremely fucking autistic.
I'm the OP of this thread, so I'm genuinely autistic as fuck:
she's using you to make sure she made the right decision to get married. don't be overly interested and she'll crawl to you, she wants to know she's still desireable
Not cool, cringy.
It is like you got hurt by her and do it for her, thinking of her every night. Is it this cliché user?
Sure, but I can still have fun with it...
Haha, no - not one of those situations at all, not for me at least. Still, mildly satisfying to have that effect.
try getting drunk lad
checked, go for it.
Just make this face. All will end.
i'm a graphic designer and i work with lots of dyels, there are 15 other guys there and they're all fat or skeletons, its really easy to get mired in my position
>be me working at my office along with fatty and skelly
>hot girl from marketing knocks on the door and asks for help moving a big printer
>"come on user, you're the big guy of the office"
>small talk on the way to the printer room
>get the printer, weights about 60lbs and take it to the other side of the building on another floor
>spent about 5 minutes holding it
>as i'm seting it on a table the hot girl says
>"damn user your arms are so thick and veiny"
>i said something like "that sounded so wrong"
>she blushes, smiles and leave the room
this was yesterday, today we talked a bit during lunch, i'm gonna ask her out for drinks later since she doesn't work tomorrow, gonna post here the results
Underrated
Well done user, as we all make gains we must also ensure we get on top of the thot situation or it will have been for nothing.
Checked.
But bro, she's obviously toying with you. Toy with her right back. If she seems into it, then just smirk and go back to doing whatever. If she doesn't, then just smirk and go back to doing whatever. Give her a lil bicep flex and stare at her, pucker your lips and make a couple kisses, lick your lips at her, or raise your eyebrows or something.
What's the worst that can happen? I'll tell you: she goes "ew" and then doesn't stare at you anymore. She's trying to get a reaction out of you so give her a reaction because it'll be funny. Push it a little bit, user. Get those social gains.
She's probably nuts
Don't stick your dick in crazy
if dubs threesome with the other girl
this
post it
This happened to me about 3 months ago
>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
yes Peter steele from Carnivore and Type O negative. First band is great lifting music 2nd band not so much
>leave the computer on with audio being recorded (HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ONE?)
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What do people get from posting copypastas? I don't get it. What's the mindset?
You see a thread, and think "ooh this is relevant to this copypasta! Haha mom I posted it again!"
Oh man it's been years.
becaue its funny dude fuck off
solid
You're gay
>Waiting at bus stop as usual
>9/10 qt shows up
>O man she's so hot
>Catch her looking at me
>Then she looks away real fast
>Bus shows up
>Sit in middle of bus
>Girl sits somewhere in back probly so she can check me out and I not see her mirin.
>I look back she was looking out the window
>Felt someone staring
>Bus stops
>I wave bye to her
>She looks out window again
Should I have asked for her number?
>At childhood friend's house last week, we're both in college now
>His older brother has some friends over too, one of them is my childhood bully
>Was a skeleton growing up, left town to go to a private school and they haven't seen me in years
>We all have a bonfire, drink some beers
>Brother's friend brings up how he punched me one time as a kid
>Flex my traps and look him right in the eye
>Brother laughs and says "Don't try any of that shit now, user is huge"
>Guy laughs and says "Yeah don't worry, you'd fucking pummel me"
Feels good bros
Why do you post shit like this, get a life
>Girl I dated in high school's parents divorced
>Her my and my mom are family friends, she asks me to help her move into a new house
>Carrying shit up the stairs, lots of "Let me help you with that, never mind you've got it" moments
>She stops asking me if I need help, I carry all of the large shit, she takes small boxes
>I'm in a tank top carrying a bedframe up the stairs when ex gets home from work and walks in
>Asks if she can help
>Her mom says "We've got it, user's been doing most of it, he's really strong now"
>Ex looks at me, I grin at her, she says "Yeah, he has"
>Finish everything, drive home
>Ex texts me immediately and wants to hang out
You had your chance, roastie
you could just slam and ghost like damn
Dubs confirmed mirin thread is at it's all time high.
>Type o negative not great for lifting
What the fuck is wrong with you?
The mires never stop. When I was first fit it was shocking how often it happened. I would have panic attacks because women always turned to look at me. Now it is just how it has always been. Funny how women dont give other men the time of day when they can tell I'm lean and ripped and they're not. I act cute all day like a boyish anime character. I shit you not that everyone likes me because of this and has never failed me once. Still a virgin because I'm too picky and scared of approaching women even though multiple people including women have said I could have any woman I want. Perhaps I will grow old and be a cute wizard. It's alright though.
Ugly duckling syndrome. I have it too. Was a skinny, ugly lanklet until i finished up puberty, so I always assume people aren't interested.
I'm sure it'll be alright for I us.
>be me
>aushwitz mode
>first month at gym
>getting my noob gains
>walking down the street
>wearing headphones because of low self steem caused by constantly social exclusion at highschool because skelly
>wild 7/10 qt walking towards me
>start getting nervous
>manualwalkingactivated.exe
>qt looks at me
>she instantly looks at the floor
>feel happy
>start mental masturbation
do you think she liked me?
>social exclusion
ah thats the word i was looking for for my whining stories
user isn't trying to let a thot get at his baby gravy.
>whining
what the fuck user, the skelleton is not complaining at all, actually he's trying to improve himself
you were on your laptop in public
in a shirt that is too small for you
a bunch of girls sit opposite you and you decide to record them on your laptop??
and you wonder why they all said they had boyfriends
they probably thought you had special needs
you touch her she'll scream rape
trust me
I'm italian, post it
oh sorry didnt mean that
i was actually miring his story but i liked the word because it describes my situation back then
>>Flex my traps and look him right in the eye
'tism overload
>baby gravy
Kek
>gym is literally across the street from a high school
>two girls walking my way as i head out to my vehicle
>hear one say "Hes a 10" and the other slap her to quiet her as they walk past giggling
Nice man. Good to hear a wholesome, normal story.
dubs confirms dubs.
solid
Just watched that interview, its pretty pathetic honestly.
>pretends to not give a shit about the cheers
>tries nonstop not to smile
>"I'm less misarable" while clearly being happy
What an edgy retard.
did he just do the sign of the cross and told everyone fuck you? lol
made my chuckle. 8/10
D E V I L I SH
confront her if you want. but she is 17, i wouldnt. in my opinion you should distance yourself
if you get a qt engineer, i'll have mad respect for you user
made me happy. good for you user
pls dont do it, user
Lol
Gj user
Has anyone had weird kids interact with them now that you're big?
>gf has a younger sister in elementary
>gf always brings me over to her place or invites me constantly
>parents seem to like me since I have money and can take care of their daughter
>always lay on gfs floor since I grew up with wood floors so carpet is kinda fun for me still
>every single time gfs sister flies into the room if I'm there and jumps on me and starts trying to play with me
>always accommodate her to be nice
>lately she's been rubbing my muscles and is starting to flex say she wants to be strong like me
>freak her out when I can pick her up with one hand and start bicep curling her as she wraps herself around my arm
>one day gfs parents call us all downstairs to see what we are going to eat as they leave
>parents tell young sister to go with them to go eat and grab her hand to take her with them
>she screams no she wants to stay with us and runs straight into my and hugs me with her face straight in my crotch
>get super freaked out thinking this is going to go sideways immediately, spaghetti is about to fly as i try to figure out how to get her away without making it obvious
>gf says to let me go and leave
>younger sister yells "NO! YOU'RE UGLY! I WANT TO STAY WITH HIM! WE DON'T LIKE YOU!"
>parents are laughing their ass off saying someone has a crush
>take younger girl crying trying to hold onto me with them
>gf goes back upstairs after parents leave
>I'm standing there like what in the fuck
>parents and younger girl get back later and immediately runs into room to jump on me
>they went to Mcdonalds and younger sister gives me mcnugget box and says she saved me some
I'm taking it as a mire
It would probably be like a tighter version of your gf.
You're a weird one.
I'm Albanian-Italian I can translate brah. Post it.
That's kinda cute to be honest
Oh I know
Fuck me too. I'm not used to this. Is there a way to condition myself to think differently? I generally just act unphased by it, b/c of that, people assume I've always gotten mires and Im used to it.
It was his character at the time, chill the fuck out, you coping facelet/framelet.
Never been mired by anything other than ghetto blacks and spics. Or fat fetishists.
but normal attracts normal so I guess it'll happen when that happens. Down 67lbs but 100+ more to go.