Will speaking with a South African accent make me more intimidating and/or sexy?

Will speaking with a South African accent make me more intimidating and/or sexy?

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Nah, you'll still be the same needy dude who feels the need to put on some kind of fraudulent performance to be attracted and well liked; people can sniff that out from a mile away.

>Hey guys will people like me when I pretend I am something that I’m not?

Well I am from Ghana. It’s just that my accent seems too European. Need an accent that matches the gains.

Try it next time you go out in public and report back

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>West African
>trying to speak like a South African

No. You'll just be that cringey dude trying way too hard to impress people.

Nah you'll be seen as a warmonger and or druglord. Unless you're already in South Africa which you'll blend with like 80% of the population, s'roight mait?

are you a nigger?

I’m white. You’d know us colonizers never truly left, right?

dey eat da poopoo

I used to date a woman from South Africa, her accent was sexy af. Great ass too. Also don't fake an accent OP, you'll look like an idiot.

if you fake it you will sound like a jerk or weirdo
if you dont fake it and have it naturally youo sound like a untermensch

I work with some South Africans and they're pretty cool guys.
Kinda like fellow Aussies

You’re making me as cross as a frog in a sock, mate.

Isn't it the same as a STRAYAN accent?

lmao not even close

>Well I am from Ghana. It’s just that my accent seems too European.

Isn't that in South America, not close to South Africa

You're making it really hard for Americans to defend themselves in front of Yuros, m8

>be me, Irish lad
>decide to go to college/uni in America
>follow my roommate to gym few times, start going back routinely, lifting every day
>murican diet initiates mega bulk
>two years later, 5’8” 85kg and decently cut(maybe 15% bf)
>at party, two guys start shoving each other with intention
>walk over, see that guy #2 is friend of mine
>walk in front of friend and push him back
>stare at guy #1 and nod my head to make it clear he should be gettin on right about now
>“hey man, I got shit to settle with this dude!”
>he takes step toward friend, push him back
>“wow wow wow, what’re you trying to do buddy, fight me? huh? think you can fight me?”
>just about had it
>“if ya don’t get on in te next fiyfe fookin seconds, it won’t be a foyght attall, i’ll just fookin kill ya”
>instantly backs up
>looks at friend
>“yeah, wasn’t worth it anyways”
>leaves with his other shithead friends

>2018
>not having an intimidating accent
What are you even doing?

Holy fuck someone from Ghana, hello brother

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Dumb potato accent
Sounds like your drunk while chocking on cock

nee seun

cocking on chalk