/nofap/ general - high score edition

I'm on day 4 and I've already chatted up three girls, what about you dudes?

>highest score: 2 months

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my eyes are open

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Checked
currently on day 7, day 14 by my birthday.

Gonna start NoFap wish me look boys. Before i do any benefits to this? or is it actually pointless and placebo

Greater mental clarity, more energy

i fap and have sex regularly

enjoy your blue balls and placebo nonsense

What do you mean by greater mental clarity? Am i about to ascend beyond the mortal realms?

look into it, bruv
>porn rewires your brain to be less attracted to real people and causes you to get erectile dysfunction
>owned by jews
>worse than heroine because of how available it is
>built up of sexual energy, and sperm retention adds up for many health benefits
>You stop sinning

I'm on day 5 but I'm going to blow it tonight.
My justification for breaking no-fap is to fap exclusively to my waifu, then "recycle" my "gains".
The reason is two-fold, to abtain the benefits of semen retention for a s long as possible, and to further the bond with mai waifu if I give in, since she's the one person who could forgive me for it.
I call it Waifap

>THIS VIDEO IS FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS RESET OR RELAPSED, OR IS ON THE BRINK OF GIVING IN

youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

Day 14 here, longest streak I've ever had.
I'm bored right now though so I'm in dangerous territory. Idk what to do with myself. Don't really wanna play vidya, don't really wanna watch anime, certainly want to fap but I won't. It's like 6:00 here and it's around the time where I'm done with work and dinner and now I have no idea how to occupy my time for the next 3 or 4 hours until I go to sleep. Honestly thinking of just going to the liquor store and drinking myself to sleep tonight because I'm so bored.
What do you cunts do to occupy yourself? Anything mentally stimulating seems like too much trouble right now.

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>have three bad nights sleep in a row
>break
>17 day streak down the drain
That's the second longest I've ever gone, last streak ended the same way. How do I sleep better? If I can overcome that hurdle I'm sure I could stop entirely with no problem.

Dude since you seem like you like anime. Read a light novel. Its mentally stimulating plus should be right up your ally weeb trash. One i like to read is this lightnovelonl.com/novel/my_entire_class_was_summoned_to_another_world_except_for_me

prolonged nofap has no proven benefits

Sleep better by hitting the pillow by 9pm. And waking up at 6am then filling all your time with stuff to do.

I'm on day 117

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clear your mind
meditate

Hey, you're pretty good

Maybe I'll give it a shot. I read manga sometimes but I mostly watch anime and a light novel might be a nice change of pace.
I'm just at a point where I want to put as many substances into my body as possible to numb myself from being so terribly bored. It's always around this time of day that I cave - I'll go buy some booze and a pack of cigs or smoke some weed or rail some addy just to spice things up. It's a horrible habit but I guess the fact that I can notice it is a step in the right direction.

But if I really had a choice I'd just go to sleep and fast forward to tomorrow. Too bad if I hit the sack now, I'll fuck up my sleep schedule.

Ugghghh but I want strong and immediate pleasure RIGHT NOW with very little to no effort either physically or mentally.

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get into reading, get into the Church (Catholic gang assemble)

>day 24
I have never wanted to get laid more in my life, but I am a socially crippled incel with no confidence. I am in a bad place lads.

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Not him but for me, math is easier to do in my head, I can think of the right word quicker, and my memory is better.

onions

started today, again. pray for me user.

I prescribe to you, 300cc of a spirit of your choice

Don't give up, user! It's never too late to give up, work out, and build yourself up as a person until you finally find your special qt. If eggy can get a gf then there is no such thing as the blackpill.

Trying nofap / noPMO meme for the first time. I mostly want to ditch porn (which I do believe has desensitized me), but I'm doing the noM/noO part as a one-time challenge. I'm already on day 8 and my impressions so far are:
1) it's pretty easy. I actually feel less horny than I do when I fap regularly.
2) I noticed ZERO difference in terms of energy levels, "mental clarity", or anything, really, but I've always considered those reported "gains" pure placebo anyway.

That said, I've never been a compulsive fapper like some of you that whack off multiple times a day, so YMMV.

day 3, my record this year has been 5.75 days. I'm gonna break it bros.

I wish I could be drunk 24/7.

Bless you user, I'll keep trying.

Day 33 No Fap streak here also my current best.
Either studying or reading something i'm interested in. Also watching anime(the non-moe degenerate kind) occasionally.

Kys immediately

I respect this dedication to the weeb kind. God speed you magnificent bastard. Ill follow in your footsteps.

everytime i touch my testicles while urinating it feels like they are about to burst!

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>it's never too late to give up
I meant to say it's never too late to fix yourself up

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This I also gained the power of wit and the ability to roast for the first time ever on nofap even tho I was a complete sperg for my entire childhood and adolescence

I feel like nofap is not a completely fair game.

Like I have an extremely handsome penis that I have always enjoyed looking at and touching even in a non-sexual manner. I feel like if I had a hideous circumcised micropenis it would be much easier.

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Waking up at 4 30 is for real men

Wait if you wake up then when the fuck do you sleep?

It gets really hard after the first week, how do you motivate yourself to keep on going? And are there real benefits to no fap?

On day 23.
I am doing nofap until a girl makes me cum.
Kinda feel like I'm pointlessly torturing myself.
But I have decided it already, so I'm gonna stick to it.

Not pointless dumbfuck. Your mind is playing tricks on you.

does not work. i dont really even want to fap if i have been doing heavy things so theres no need for the nofap meme.

You're a massive idiot if you believe shit like This is an exercise in willpower and basically forcing me to get release from women instead of my hand.

This shit doesn't give you magic powers, wont change your body chemistry or make your "brain attack you" or any such nonsense.
It makes you horny.

Day 84 here lads. I feel more lucid and have lost almost all weird fetishes. Ama

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At least wait until day 7/8 my man. Get those test benefits

Have you ever edged?

Took a piss a few hours ago.
Hurt like hell for a bit and I started spurting yellowish piss into the toilet for a few minutes.
My prostate felt a bit achey and my balls retracted into my body and now my nuts ache a bit.
I've felt relaxed and chill all day.

My body betrayed me.

Can't pass like 4 days without it
I'm never gonna make it brehs.

Good job jumping to conclusions dumb nigga.

youtube.com/watch?v=cmsft93LGoE&t=

Science ^

what app is that?

Fellow june 14th here, happy birthday to both of us in a week

thanks fren
today is his birthday and the 14th is donald drumpfs birthday aswell

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good thing that my brain protects me from that

no fap works so well its almost surreal

people that say it doesnt work either have other problems (unemployed etc) that they need to work on, or serious masturbation addicts that wont give it a chance

Im a former drug addict + depressed + nothing going in life

nofap literally gave me my dream job, dream girlfriend, and i feel like im naturally high as fuck

>does no fap
>still doesn't actively go out and get laid

HOLY MACKEREL you bunch of clunch eaters placebo prostate problem bunch of niggers

i'm on day 2. I still hate myself. What gives?

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It's too late user, he already offed himself

i could do the no fap and go out part but i dont know how getting laid happens

Holy shit I’m a 14th too

>on nofap
>wife material gf is long distance
>living an hour innawoods
>all my old mental issues are firing at once and I can't get hard
>I know where I want to be and I've tasted it but life is a waiting game now
I envy those who have nowhere to go but up

Does having sex count as breaking nofap? I haven't masturbated in a week but I had sex twice.

You learn self control

Sex isn't fapping so you're good.

Penibut bro.

>being this retard

original purpose of nofap is getting laid, user. thats why it started in anime websites

I though no fap was no PMO and sex = O

nah, sex is fine

I have looked at porn a few times. I've never edged but have masturbated without cumming once or twice.

Sober time. It's made for alcoholics.

Day 11 here trying to beat my highscore of 30

This

Day 8 here, but feel like relapsing to see is that test boost really real or a meme. They say you should reset every 7-10 days

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deus vult

also pray for me, im on 140 days of nofap but im still obstinate from total conversion

Is jacking every 7 days for a test boost a meme?

I've no-fapped for over two weeks (three? I don't know I lost track of time). I feel like I can get more hours of sleep but I'm also severely bored like this user . I need a hobby or drugs or something, I'm trapped in a prison of my mind

Currently on a 3 month reset cause I’d trained my dick to only work with my grip. Currently on day 5, I don’t really think about jerking off or porn. I’m too busy at work or gym.

Hopefully I’ll cum in girls again following this.

is it ok to look at porn but not touch your dick?
porn is everywhere on Jow Forums even the blue boards.

Here’s a tip.
Don’t open the fucking thumbnail.

New banner NSDAP NEEDS TO SAY NOFAP

Not him but cheers.
Just grabbed it on iOS.

How do I get off e621 fap? I hate myself so much for it. I'd rather beat it to humans god help me.

Serious question.
Ive been told the "use it or loose it" applies to masturbation. I heard that you can form ED because you no longer use or flex that muscle. How much truth if any does this hold. Ive been doing once a week for this exact reason afraid i won't be able to get a full hard on.

I jerk off everyday to blacked.com and have two tinder dates this weekend? Where’s your nofap god now?

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Day 6. I want to hump everything. Get massive instarections from glancing at qt's. But I will not nut until its from burying my hotdiggity dog into some nice buns.

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Nondenomfag here, you got my prayers fren

also ave maria

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Just asked out the reception desk chick at the supplement store
>she has a boyfriend

Kill me now /fit...
She was perfect

nofappers are pathetic I'm just here for this

Thanks team.
Day 2.
I was fantasizing at work about edging, but this thread reminded me of why we NoFap.
We're gonna make it bros.

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day one almost done. wish me luck bros

I think you mean grindr, faggot

Almost three hours in but I'm getting mighty tempted. I'm thinking it might make more sense to have one last go and start afterwards.

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I am going to report my progress here everyday, so that way I get to keep a record lol.

DAY 1

My max was ~150 days.

Thank you, friend.
It's actually kind of fun, but in a masochistic kind of way.

I know about the day seven meme but for some reason I feel like I'm at peak horniness around day 4 and 5.

No.
That just resets the cycle.
Break the Chain!

>one last go
>ok maybe one more
>just this once and I'll stop

You keel going on forever and ever. If not now, when?

id much rather read a book than go on a tinder date or fap

I made a chick orgasm 4 times while you put a cone on your dick. lmao sad

what if my gf masturbates me?

>7th time fucking gf, couldn't cum
>8th time cum in five minutes
Praise be nofap

Cool, thx. Bye

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