Getting my membership to a black gym soon, what am I in for?

Getting my membership to a black gym soon, what am I in for?

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>gym whitey is too weak to restack your weights
white bois, when will they learn

I'm the gym blackey actually, I just don't want to be the BASED token Nig that gets fucked from all sides anymore, and maybe if I fit in I can escape my autism and make social gains too.

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>Getting my membership to a black gym

what does this mean exactly?

Having your shit stolen

Everything smells like cheap dollar store lotion

>monkeystealingplateswhileotherguysquats.webm

Dont be stupid nigga

1 welp you gon jump higher
2 talk louder
3 run faster than police dogs

Is the gym called The Jungle?

>jump higher
I don't play basketball so what use is this?

so USA is starting to implement racial segregation again, good to hear

If my mixed gym is any indication, they'll leave their shit everywhere and never re-rack.

Elite balance

And power and speed

If you want to be faster and have more power, adding strength to your legs by jumping boxes help a great deal the higher the better. Think of it as an indirect ability to achieve.

From what I've noticed, "black gym buddies" are all usually close knit and all do the black freemason shit and do a fuckton of gear. One of my coworker's fiance is doing that right now, I think he just got a full "initiation" recently. From her stories, he was constantly doing frat-pledge bitch work for a couple months leading up to it. Now she's asking me all these questions about gear that I have to carefully dodge since I'm a fake natty and might lose my job and licence if I get caught on gear.

jumping fences when you're running from the police

I know that exact feel user. I don't want to be the black friend, just a friend.

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Your gonna be a fucking smartass

Is tough

I run to police, not from them

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And then you get shot and yo mama screams "HE DINDU NUFFIN HE A GOOD BOI"

+8% testosterone
+15% strength buff
-25 intelligence

Why does it have to be this way user?

Is "doing gear" basically roids?

there are gyms for black people?

perhaps it's different but in my gym (university), pretty much everyone reracks their shit. even the black guy in the oly room deadlifting a fucking 5 pl8 for reps reracks his shit (I aspire to be that guy but as a white guy). I'm 5'11" and he's probably like 5'8" to 5'9". I'd gladly give up 3 inches to lift that

Yeah, it's the new nickname for it I guess. I only first saw it like a year ago, I grew up calling it roids. I didn't really research fitness until a year or two ago, I used to just wing it.

>t. that 30 year old boomer in the gym

black pussy

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It will smell different and will probably not be very hygienic.

grand theft auto

Kek image being a beta black guy

Do you listen to trap music with white people? Isnt it ultra cringe?

I remember a fun story by an user of a big black guy doing deadlifts or some shit. He couldnt lift the weight at all so he goes and gets some chalk, but instead of putting it on his hands he slaps it on his face and then goes and bangs out the weights like nothing.

nothing its like a regular gym

A lot of PAWGs taking selfies

Free farmer walks. Blacks are lousy slaves and don't rerack.

This weight finna get dabbed on
Ayyy u alright white boi
He cute

based

>Chalk
>Put it on his face
>Second wind

Anyone else think this user is mistaken and it was coke?

>Imagining a huge black guy slapping chalk all over his face and screaming 'WHITE POWER' before he lifts

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A gym with more black people than the last gym you were at. If it's anything like black barbershops, expect people to be a little more sociable with you. Don't stare at anyone who's blatantly into gangshit and you'll be fine OP.

AIDS

That's the help's task. They are lucky you are giving them a purpose.

We aint alone boys

U gon stack my weight wh*te boi! While i stack dis bbc up in yo gurl!

this

so much this

Don't feed them after midnight

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Loud talking niggers who don't put their weights back

And NEVER get them wet

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High test eviorment

It's been a term in down under land for decades

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Go to africa you aint gonna be a black friend there

lmao u mad boy? we be takin your finest bitches while you get scraps

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Are females like this common in America?
t.slav

Church blacks or nigger blacks?

>Be me
>Go to only white people gym
>Everyone is nice to eachother and there are no incidents of stealing or stuff like this

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That's never going to happen.

Or you know, just fucking train more faggot

>go to a white people gym
>everyone handshakes and salutes when entering
>all the weights are racked in the correct order and height level
>everything smells nice

Banging body but Jesus Christ that’s too much makeup

Lotta yelling

>fat
>banging
nigger

qt black gf either she'll be light skinned black or straight out of Africa black either way she'll lust after bwc

I understand this feel.

what the fuck does this even mean?

Gonna smell like rancid fucking nigger the whole time you work out. Expect high crime rate and a lot of shucking and jiving

Cause you wanted to attack a policeman?

I'd like to meet black guys who act like normal people so I could consider them just a "friend" and not a "black friend".

Around Blacks never relax

Kys nigger we will never accept your violent monkey kind

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Were all the human gyms too expensive?

a plate to the back of ur head when ur not paying attention.
around blacks always watch ur back

Why are you going to jail?

LOL

wear gloves, 80% of african blood contains hiv or aids

how about no

fucking niggers

I believe OP means that it just happens to be where all the blacks go. There's a bar at my uni that is essentially all black people, and that's just how it happened.

dont drop the weight wyteboi, or tyrone gon put som'in into ya

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a no-workout

No

How about yes

Fucking cumskin

yes, I think it's from some kind of hormonal imbalance with all the drugs and chemicals used in daily life here