Just matched with a BRAAAP on tinder. Dubs decides what I say

OP is gonna pussy out.

The game's just began lads.

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based

Monitoring this thread

Listen toots I wanna broop scoop your poop shoot with my doot poot
Lemme get your bendover and gimme a full sticky armfull
I wanna feel it on my elbow

>Kek

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This thread has so much promise please don't die

oh no

The ride begins

Now we wait

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DO IT OP

inb4 no reply

Please Respond

Send this OP

Op is gonna do her so ez thanks to that opener

If dubs send her this entire thread after she's replied 3 times

>>
Are you mentally retarded or something ?

>Wait until she responds, then post this:
What in the name of Zyzz did you just fucking reply to me, you DYEL bitch? I'll have you know I graduated summa cum laude in my local gym's aerobics class, and I've been in numerous state competitions, and I have over 300 national trophies. I am trained in Starting Strength and I'm the most shredded cunt that trips. You are nothing to me but another beta virgin. I will mog you the fuck up with lifts the likes of which have never been seen before on this forum, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot. As we speak I am contacting my private network of natty lifters across the blogosphere and your gym is being traced right now so you better prepare for the warmup, shorty. The warmup that begins with the pathetic little thing you call your 1RM. You will be fucking mogged, brah. I can shitpost anywhere, anytime, and I can get the mods to ban you for over seven hundred days, and that's just using my phone. Not only am I extensively trained in bodyweight routines, but I have access to the entire squat rack and I will use the only Olympic bar in the gym to keep you from making gains, you DYEL shit. If only you could have known what ungainly retribution your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have hit Post. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn incel. I will furiously crop dust you and you will choke on it. You're fucking short, manlet.

>imblying we'll mae it to three
also reroll

Ok she just replied with 0 wat do

You want to change that number?

„show me a 10 then“

Wanna put a 1 and another 0 in front? ;^)

reroll
also this one

nice

how about we fix that for you then right away

holy shit

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drop the
>and another 0

do this but leave out the gay emoji breh

Wow even I drank more

you should write a book

"I've drank at least double that. First point to me."

post screenshot

"So sorry, that question was supposed to go to my Mom."

>0x2

doesn't sound believable

kek

Post more pics, she can't be BRAAAP if no proof

ask to suck her toes

BASED

Monitoring thread.

this

This thread is boring af. OP only posted twice. Sage.

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reported for abusing sage

>trying to flirt with a girl by bragging abotu drinking semen

You just admitted you reported which is also against the rules you fucking idiot

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That comment is sounds fake. Post screenshots op

say "wanna hear a Joke"

Reported for criticising a public reporter

Hey lads OP here. No reply as of yet but I just matched with poo in the loo. The game goes on, dubs decides what I send.

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I wanna carpe on diem titties, bitch

tell her shes faggot

How many STDs do you have ?

D E S I G N A T E D

Spaghetti

Yashi splashy show boobashy

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

>be pissed off and go to gym
>having an awesome work out
>Don't want to leave cuz I'm still pissed
>Post a thread on fit, saying I'm pissed and at the gym and to suggest me your favorite lifts when angry
>Get banned for posting off topic mental health thread within 2 minutes
>This thread is still up

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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümeeelein....
und das heißt....
ERRRIIIIIIKKKKKAAAAA

Let me open up your sacral chakra

We have a winner

Perfect

Well, this thread is definitely less cringy, if nothing else.

quit being pissy, already

Wiener Wiener chicken DINNER

I bet OP is sucking a big cock right now. A big juicy delicious cock.

>Make post replying to user
>Give good advice on lifting
>Banned
>This user still not banned

Do it, OP.

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>people like this
>but not me being an angsty faggot

That's because this thread is actually entertaining. You're entertaining by accident.

Come back after your 18th birthday

If you say so lad

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WEW

Sacral, you fucked up OP
She's gonna think you're an idiot

With a line like that there's no way she would have thought anything else. The question is whether OP is attractive enough to pull it off.

only virgins use a dictionary, chad types with his dick and doesn't give a fuck

>chad types with his dick and doesn't give a fuck
this is OC fuel

>having illiterate dick

Your thread is lame and nobody gives a fuck. Tinder threads are a part of Jow Forums

Are you guys even trying to meet these chicks or just memeing at their expense?

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once you have made it then you can get revenge on thots that led on you in the past

>trying to meet these chicks
is precisely when you fail at meeting the chick
these tinder roasties are bathing in the validation of a horde of thirsty 30 year old beta boomers, and your "hi you're cute :)" stands out from the other betas about as much as a nigger in an american prison
this retarded shit ironically gets their attention, shows boldness and confidence, DGAF attitude and possibly abundance mentality too

Die fucking frogposter

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I used to be just like you. Holy crap I'm glad I changed

> he doesn't have one pickup line that he copy pastes to each thot

you're doing it wrong brah, goal is to fuck as many as possible not have conversations

get in quick, get her number or snapchat and gtfo. The more autistic conversations you have the less chance she has of replying or giving u her number

I'm socratic in application of my sensual station to induce sonorization
Lemme usurp your selfsame socket with my somal steeple
I'm a sanyasi of the sexual sudra
Since I studied the kama sutra
You ready to come?
What time'll suit ya?

>I used to be just like you. Holy crap I'm glad my wife's son changed me

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actually this. Tinder is best when you find your own original/funny/suggestive pickup line that nobody else is sending and then you just cut and paste over and over. No need to start from scratch

Sand

Nice abundance mentality bro